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How come you don't need a hammer or anything like that when eating lobsters?

 

In real life, the lobster shells are too defensive to chew.

 

So if they can be eaten in one bite, and doesn't require anything, how come watermelons need to be sliced?

 

You can actually eat watermelons directly without using a knife in real life.

toolbelt ;)

 

 

Well, that still counts as using a knife since you are using one from the toolbelt.



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How come you don't need a hammer or anything like that when eating lobsters?

 

In real life, the lobster shells are too defensive to chew.

 

So if they can be eaten in one bite, and doesn't require anything, how come watermelons need to be sliced?

 

You can actually eat watermelons directly without using a knife in real life.

toolbelt ;)

 

 

Well, that still counts as using a knife since you are using one from the toolbelt.

 

i mean that we could secretly be using the hammer from out toolbelt, or when cooked it is prepared to eat though not visible from the inventory image


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We could start a TV show: the deep dark culinary secrets of RuneScape. Learn how to crunch lobsters in one bite and swallow giant sharks whole!


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How come you don't need a hammer or anything like that when eating lobsters?

 

In real life, the lobster shells are too defensive to chew.

 

So if they can be eaten in one bite, and doesn't require anything, how come watermelons need to be sliced?

 

You can actually eat watermelons directly without using a knife in real life.

toolbelt ;)

 

 

Well, that still counts as using a knife since you are using one from the toolbelt.

 

i mean that we could secretly be using the hammer from out toolbelt, or when cooked it is prepared to eat though not visible from the inventory image

 

we didn't have a toolbelt way back, but we did have lobsters :P



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How come you don't need a hammer or anything like that when eating lobsters?

 

In real life, the lobster shells are too defensive to chew.

 

So if they can be eaten in one bite, and doesn't require anything, how come watermelons need to be sliced?

 

You can actually eat watermelons directly without using a knife in real life.

toolbelt ;)

 

 

Well, that still counts as using a knife since you are using one from the toolbelt.

 

i mean that we could secretly be using the hammer from out toolbelt, or when cooked it is prepared to eat though not visible from the inventory image

 

we didn't have a toolbelt way back, but we did have lobsters :P

it's only really the claws you actually need tools for, the main meat you can get by hand with twisting so meh, either  way pain in the ass!


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How come you don't need a hammer or anything like that when eating lobsters?

 

In real life, the lobster shells are too defensive to chew.

 

So if they can be eaten in one bite, and doesn't require anything, how come watermelons need to be sliced?

 

You can actually eat watermelons directly without using a knife in real life.

toolbelt ;)

 

 

Well, that still counts as using a knife since you are using one from the toolbelt.

 

i mean that we could secretly be using the hammer from out toolbelt, or when cooked it is prepared to eat though not visible from the inventory image

 

we didn't have a toolbelt way back, but we did have lobsters :P

it's only really the claws you actually need tools for, the main meat you can get by hand with twisting so meh, either  way pain in the ass!

 

 

But my point still stands though. Watermelons take a lot less effort to eat than lobsters do.

 

You don't need a knife you can just use your hands to open the watermelon.



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But my point still stands though. Watermelons take a lot less effort to eat than lobsters do.

 

You don't need a knife you can just use your hands to open the watermelon.

 

If I knew how to do this in real life with a full size watermelon I would be eternally grateful...well not really, but I could impress a few people.


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But my point still stands though. Watermelons take a lot less effort to eat than lobsters do.

 

You don't need a knife you can just use your hands to open the watermelon.

 

If I knew how to do this in real life with a full size watermelon I would be eternally grateful...well not really, but I could impress a few people.

 

 

Darn I'm such a moron.

 

Why do I talk out of my ass so much? I don't do it intentionally, and I don't even know why I do it.



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There is one minor annoyance I need to point out.

 

I'm not making a whole thread about this in the rants forum since this annoyance is incredibly minor.

 

It's the text "You eat cabbage, ew."

 

I find this incredibly insulting since I find cabbages in real life to be incredibly delicious, and not disgusting in the slightest. What the heck? Do the game developers have a problem with cabbages or something?



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Most people around the age of the former "targeted audience" especially back in the day were probably teens, and that age demographic is not particularly fond of cabbages, or vegetables in general, for that matter. It's just supposed to be a bit of humor, nothing to be offended about :).


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There was a jmod that was all about cabbages, it kind of became a big joke, but I am not to sure about what exactly ad I wasn't playing at that point.

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you expect raw cabbage, picked straight out of the ground, to elicit a "yum"?

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Essiw, was one of the founder who hated cabbages, I don't remember if it were Andrew or his Brother.

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Here's something I recently discovered.

 

Apparently I need to use 10 prayer points to read the book of Zamorak.

 

What the heck? It's a damn book, why does it take prayer points to read it.



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Here's something I recently discovered.

 

Apparently I need to use 10 prayer points to read the book of Zamorak.

 

What the heck? It's a damn book, why does it take prayer points to read it.

Well it's not just book, it's the (un)holy book of Zamorak :P. An interesting fact nonetheless though, nice find!


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The fact that the buildings we keep our things in RuneScape are called "banks".

 

Do the people who made the game even know what a bank is?

 

A bank is where you keep your money, that's it.

 

I think where we keep our items can more be referred to as a storage unit than a bank.



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But my point still stands though. Watermelons take a lot less effort to eat than lobsters do.
 
You don't need a knife you can just use your hands to open the watermelon.

If I knew how to do this in real life with a full size watermelon I would be eternally grateful...well not really, but I could impress a few people.

Throw it on the floor.

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You can't eat a watermelon after you smashed it on the floor. Eternal gratitude denied.


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Well it's one way to open a watermelon using only your hands. :)

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Yeah I was talking out of my ass with that watermelon thing and clearly had no clue what I was talking about.






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