Luke Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Read this. Go to http://www.Runescape.com go to the password tracker and type in p6779423 - fcdd1438 What went wrong? If you cant be bothered doing that this is the page. Hi, Unfortunately the information you have provided us with does not match our records. Please ensure that the information you provide is correct, as we are unable to issue you with a new password without this information. To regain control of this account could you please provide us with the following information: Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." Merv got very angry and threw him out. The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears." Merv again was upset and tossed her out. The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no [bleep]ing ears!" Sincerely The RuneScape support team De_Pk - Level 117 - Banned September 30th '06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 wtf? is with them are they up too somthing?!??!?! omg im confuzzled!!--wait!!!!!111 jagex is breakin there own rules!!!!!! they swore at the end!!!!! we must sue jagex!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGriffon Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 :shock: I thought Runescape was supposed to be child-friendly! Small Children Scared Count:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 *? is with them are they up too somthing?!??!?! omg im confuzzled!! It was sent in a reply to a password/recovery questions appeal. De_Pk - Level 117 - Banned September 30th '06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 could this be a typo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 could this be a typo ? Maybe :o De_Pk - Level 117 - Banned September 30th '06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus_Fighter Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 :roll: :roll: :roll: @ Jagex Respect- Oy_the_Great, Lode, Bubsa, Weezcake, Thrash111, Gloric, Vmser, Pianofrieak2, Runemetsa Sigs Made By - Pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 we should make a petition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGriffon Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 greenboy... Your statements don't make sense to me. Small Children Scared Count:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n64jive Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 yeah, i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizark Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 i looked at the tracker they acctually wrote the f word but... this could be a hoax because they could be his recovery questions and he didnt fill them out so it would look like jagex was being rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosgone Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Back in January, Jagex sent me a form letter in response to my query: I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for not being able to offer a personal response at this time and, once again, I would like to ensure you that this will no longer happen. In Febuary, I got the same message. Never again? Those Jokers! :lol: http://www.chaosgone.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam007 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 So the cs guy most likely thought he was pasting an autoreply but instead pasted some joke, and sent the thing without looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakka102 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 thats a little odd..Probably a hoax....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus_Fighter Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 thats a little odd..Probably a hoax....? How can a company thats turns over millions a year make this kind of "Hoax" it cant.. Respect- Oy_the_Great, Lode, Bubsa, Weezcake, Thrash111, Gloric, Vmser, Pianofrieak2, Runemetsa Sigs Made By - Pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oergg Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 So the cs guy most likely thought he was pasting an autoreply but instead pasted some joke, and sent the thing without looking? ya, or the char the recov is to is a friend ov a jmod and said friend leaked it out to make his friend look bad:P but ya, probably just a mistake in pasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhammer Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Maybe whoever did the reply was getting fired? So he or she put up this joke as a reply... This is definantly something that should be told to jagex so they could find out who did it. Edit: Screenshot taken :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul740 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Maybe whoever did the reply was getting fired? So he or she put up this joke as a reply... This is definantly something that should be told to jagex so they could find out who did it. Edit: Screenshot taken :twisted: ditto - meh im gonna send that * to jagex muahahaha ban me from forums will you? bwahahahah ill take both your *'ing ears New sigzor^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum6052 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 So the cs guy most likely thought he was pasting an autoreply but instead pasted some joke, and sent the thing without looking? Most likely :lol: I think I'm back :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordwarior Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 oh love love hearing that joke, just puts a smile on my face :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhammer Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 they replaced the msg, those bastards. I hope many of you took the screenshot of the first msg. I know I did. :lol: :twisted: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaMMerTjE Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 So the cs guy most likely thought he was pasting an autoreply but instead pasted some joke, and sent the thing without looking? yeah, he probaly copied it out of a database or something.. Didn't realise something went wrong, and pasted the joke he just sent out, while working, to all of his friends and submitted it as a costumer support :lol: Semi - retired, playing WoWCombat lvl: 103 | Total lvl: 1542 Goals: | Fletching lvl: 97/[b:05c6bf8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven6666 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 darn, shoulda screenshotted it :( oh well, something funny to remember now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henk333 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 dam, someone is going to have a very tough conversation with his supervisor this week :lol: Haven't played RuneScape since 12 january 2007 and it feels great :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhammer Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 darn, shoulda screenshotted it :( oh well, something funny to remember now Heh I guess I am the only one with the screenshot. It is still in bitmap forum but I do have another copy I made that is in jpeg which I uploaded to imagehack Don't know if it is appropriate to post the link here or give it out to people that pm me but w/e maybe someone from the crew would want the bitmap version for records for the future? Anyways I am going to bed, it was interesting while it lasted. I just hope enough people got screenshot to maybe create some lawsuit against Jagex or perhaps finally get them to listen to their customers to have them change the way they do banning, censorships, customer service, maybe other things I don't know of but yea mostly the things I mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now