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The WGI (World Greatest Idiot) Contest


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I was Abyss Runecrafting natures, and I saw a pesky Abyss PKer there. I was bored, and just wanted to annoy him, so I clicked follow, and said: "Catch me if you can..." he entangled, I mis-clicked ectophial and clicked "fill small pouch" instead. I quickly tried to click my ectophial again. "a teleblock spell has been cast on you!". uh oh....

 

"this can't be good" I think. Not wanting to spend two hours getting my pouches back, I panick. The PKer is hitting badly "all hail dragonhide" I think. Instead of being smart, and running to the zammy mage to teleport me, (that spell isn't affected by teleblock) I run south. he fails his second entangle, and manages to entangle me at level 2 wilderniss. he hits me quite good this time.... entangle wears off while im on 3 hp. he keeps on attacking while I run south..... "splash". finally..... IM OUT OF THE WILDERNISS!!!! YAY! "boom" A red 3 covers my character. My smile fades.....

 

 

 

Oh dear, you are dead!

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Accidentally walked to popular pk spot by varrock and died, lost about 10k worth of stuff. :oops:

 

 

 

In anger, I rushed back to kill the person who killed me. Stopped by the bank to get full inventory of lobsters, then attacked the mean old fart. Of course, that's when my computer decided to be really slow, and I didn't eat a lobster in time. I lost about 25 lobbys. :evil:

 

 

 

I decided to give up after that. (Besides, I had no more food left.) :roll:

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This wasn't me but it was my friend (my very dumb friend) So he's standing around the monastry, got 23 mill in his invontory and nothing else, guy comes up to him and calls him "noob", so he flashes the 23 mill in a trade screen, other guy goes "i'll sell u a drag chain for 21 mill!" (back then they were 28m i belive) so from monastry to edgy u go through level 1 wildie, always, so he goes through the wildie at 3 wildie its entangle, dds special, dds special, dead. 23 mill down the drain. that is the world's greatest: Idiot/Moron/Stupid Face/[developmentally delayed]. He now crafts nats for a living and is still 10000 times richer than me, but whatever.

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I had a Fire Giants assignment for slayer, so I set off to do them at the Waterfall. I walked from Seers, made it to the raft, and realized I'd forgotten my rope. So I walk back to Seers, bank, and back to the raft. What's this? Still no rope? Where's my mind! Another trip back to Seers. Grab TWO ropes. Back to the waterfall... and no Galarial's amulet.

 

 

 

I burthorped the dern Giants.

 

 

 

:lol:

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  • 3 months later...
OK, after having a tragic stupid accident yesterday i decided to follow what any good psychologist will recomend as good way to deal with trauma and speak about it.

 

 

 

Now all of us during our RS career done,still doing, and ,unfortunately,will do stupid things.

 

Things like:

 

Going barrows and forgoting ur spade/prayer pots/runes

 

Going lvl 50+ wildy with a clue scroll and only then realize u forgot ur chart/sextant/spade

 

This things happens every day

 

 

 

There are 3 types of carelessness stupidy

 

*Time consuming stupidity like the ones mention above - 15 min of traveling back and forth ,no one hurt

 

* Money lost stupidty - people loosing 200k+ because they decided to take all there bank account to the wildy/slayer tower

 

* Others - Have a friend (lvl 110+) who went magging Iron dragons on a regular base carrying lots of Sara brews with him ("they make me hit 16 with fire bolts")

 

 

 

So, i am opening a contest

 

What's the Most Stupid Thing u ever did when playing RS

 

Reveal ur dark & secret stupidy here

 

 

 

And i put in the first one:

 

Yesterday i high-alch my whip by accident,one nervous finger click and...no whip

 

 

 

Now lets see you beat that

 

wow lol that would have sucked but...

 

my friends and i were pking and my close buddy (to which whome i lent my rune b axe) says he didnt know how much sardine healed by, he was testing that (remember this is in the wild) and got pked, he was skulled, by by little rune b axe

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when my and my buddy just started runescape we where just adventuring and finding places in runescape and we found the wild, of course we were lvl 3s and didnt know what this place was with all of our supllies (pretty nubish) and full iron (also pretty nubish but since i was a lvl 3 i thought it was like god's gift to me) well turns out i died, he died, we were skulled, lol i finally found out wat that means lol

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Went to craft in nat altar through abyss, forgot my glory, looong walk.

 

 

 

Now i had ectophial, or ring of dueling 8-)

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fell for the second screen scam 5 times from the same guy....essence when it was at 30 ea

 

 

 

:roll:

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on my main:

 

died with 100k feather while power fishing,

 

 

 

died with green mask (when they where 2mil) while being at the lessers.

 

 

 

on my noob:

 

didnt drunk anti fire pots while fighiting steels with mage, lost 8k chaos 24k air near full mistic wealth and alot of loot inclused clue lvl 3, 50k cash, 5 steel bars, 10 anti fires,

 

 

 

did by exedent took 1,4mil to monkeymadness, the junkel demon killed me and i lost it cuz i didnt have another ammy tele thing...

 

 

 

didnt took mirror shield to bassilisk, 300k stull lost inclused rune legs, warrior, wealth, glory, dds...

 

 

 

i could buy another 200k ess from dieing alone...

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I missed every single rare drop day because of wanting to spend that holiday with family or trick or treating or whatever. Missed every drop until the items became non-tradable, like the rubber chicken and yoyo.

 

 

 

:-s To think I coulda been a rich scythe wielding bunny girl too...

XXXX says I'm a noob. And then keeled me with his troop of lvl 100 CW buddies.

Yay for being a Dead Noob. XD

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cussed a mod in front of her face got banned for a coupled days(3 i think). Went back when i was unbanned did it again got banned another couple days so I got really bored some days after and started reporting myself and i got banned a couple days for abusing the report button thing. It was a fun 2 weeks.

 

 

 

you cant report youself dont make fun storys to get attention to get attantion there stupid

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i beat u all, when i was a noob i thought that the higher lvl u are the bigger u get, cause i saw a rock gollem, then later when i got like 5k i bought a bronze pickaxe, then i let my freind play on my when it was still on(i had to go to the bathroom) i come back hes gone and so is my stuff.....

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call a mod a {bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep} and was banned 4 life on my noob lol

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Going to altar without ess :oops:

 

 

 

lol i've done that, bank the fires, busy pm'in ppl, walk back to alter, click on alter.. lol then lil message comes up :wall:

 

 

 

ah well, i think the most stupid thing i've done, was buy full guthix, only to relize the plate and legs were rune, not guthix lol

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walked into the middle of a fight in lv 48 wild between 2 teams of players in full rune. (each team had about 50 players on it) about 20 attacked me at once. (i got to keep 4 sets of rune plate armor i picked up though \' thank you protect item prayer.)

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  • 2 weeks later...
I clicked on raw lobster to use on the range. It disappeared. After a few more lobsters I realized that these aren't raw.

 

 

 

Ive got to say this one is the best by far.. but heres mine:

 

 

 

You know when youre stringing bows and you go to the bank and you withdraw 14 strings and 14 uncuts? Well I do that and start stringing, and to my suprise, they disappear when I try to string them.. Wtf im still on the bank screen.

 

 

 

NDP

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this happened when i was level 23 i think :-k i was at the white knights some guy offered me black armour and mith weapons for free a few weeks later I fell for the password gets censored from the guy who gave me armour and logged out and found out he changed my password :wall:

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ummm where to start? Ive done a lot of stupid stuff...

 

 

 

i cant actually count the ammount of times ive been runecrafting and forgotten the ess...

 

same with the ammount of times ive forgotten tele runes and had to walk around...

 

lost 1.2m in full rune before i realised PKing wasnt a good plan...thats why i made a hybrid :D

 

lagged out once and when it said my account was already logged in got really upset and paranoid about being haxed so in a state of panic changed my recovery questions and password aaaaaaand somehow forgot it straightaway (or made a spelling mistake somewhere) :wall: so had to do it all over again lol...

 

became a member for a month then went back to F2P for 6 months lol...

 

gave away far too much free stuff...

 

 

 

and now for the crem de la crem of stupidness:

 

 

 

got camo legs and was so happy decided to go ranging with the green dhide and camo legs (thought that looked the don :D ) was PMing a friend about it when i came up with a really funny joke and decided it was so good i would write it down. finished jotting it down and looked up at the screen to realise i was in lumbridge and my camo legs were long gone...good ol' random events lol.

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going to kill blue dragons and forgetting my anti dragon fire shield. . . .. hit of 45. . . .eat a ton of swordies, panic really bad. . .run back to bank to find out it was in my inventory the whole time. . just not equiped

I was goona put something really cool here...but then I put this :(

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