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Well, Story Time..I Love Them Green Dragons.

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OK, Ronnie Kolet (That's his tip.it name) and me were killing green dragons with each other, out of complete boredness, I told him to test out his new whip on a lvl 88 that was killing dragons as well, At this tim he was 89 combat, 77 Str.

 

 

 

Absolutly owned him for mith helm and blue d hide, woot for him.

 

 

 

WE continued to kill dragons, then he said he'd have to leave soon, I thought of an idea to kill him for his whip so i could post it on these forums as aj joke, he happily agreed.

 

 

 

I started to kill him, without having any food left. I was down to 3 Hp after i killed him, seeing that lovley little coil on the floor, My face glew with excitment and happiness, Now remember all his loot was in that pile, and I was skulled with 3 hp..

 

 

 

I was taking the screenshot, when a Dragon spawned completely random and attacked me! I ran as fast as I could and saw that *3* hit me..

 

At that time I knew I was in trouble.

 

 

 

I told him, "run benny run!!" because at the time he was at varrok waiting for me to return with his stuff.. By the time he had gotten there it was all gone, everything.. two sets of full rune, dragon simi, two wealths, abyssal whip, EVERYTHING. :cry:

 

 

 

(*)'s where every where, Ronnie and I where so upset, And to make it worse, The full rune i had been wearing was barrowed from QCPK, also a member of these forums.

 

 

 

That was a bloody unlucky day, Thanks for reading.. :P

 

 

 

~Revenge

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cool story but its not that funny

CANE

 

Just to be different.

 

Think about it. A freaking Dragon Cane with a Dragonstone gem.

The spec will simply your character equiping a glove and beachslapping the enemy, who will break down and do the Cry emote for 10 seconds straight.

cool story but its not that funny

 

yeh i agree. it was good but not exactly really funny. Sry :(

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OY I really dont know why i said it was a funny story, Ill just change that..

 

 

 

 

 

*edits*

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so he lost his whip and all his stuff because you wanted to take a screenie of it in the pile, thats not funny at all, he lost 3 mil because of you.... and all for a stupid screenie

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This kid is my best mate in the whole game, We where laughing after it was all over..

 

 

 

Don't try to make me feel bad over this becasue you cant do it, lol..

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Lol man... I've died so many times by being stupid around nps.

 

 

 

Fisrt time I was a poor f2per and bought my fisrt addy (G)! i was so excited so i went training. I had 2 hp left so I Ran all the way to varrock. On my way while clicking on the screen to run ... (i was a noob kay) i clked on a monster and died lol.

 

 

 

Other time in members I was slaying werewolves with rune trimmed worth more at that time. I had 8 hp left, rubbed the gem "1 to go".. i said bah i can make it.. i attack.. "8".

 

 

 

:S First day with Dharoks I lagged and died lol. Rune boots, glory, Welath, D helm, obby cape. lol.

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I SURVIVED THE 111 BUG

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

Thats gotta stink... did he yell or get mad at you?

Nice job.

Do you think, Perhaps, that the Black Dragon lives in the Black Dragon Cave!?

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I'm a firm believer of typing with proper grammar on the interwebs. Oh yes.

You sure you didn't fake this so you could get a free whip and set of full rune?

Thats a story of some bad luck if I ever heard one :P

Ouch. That's not good. Oh well, sh*t happens. Did you buy him another whip?

122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength

97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting

your both as silly as each other

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Lessons to be learned there...

 

 

 

As Jagex warns...

 

 

 

NEVER, EVER bring anything into the wilderness that you are not afraid to lose. The wilderness isn't a joke, and the attitude here is way too comical. I'm very sad to see that, let alone the malignant happenstance.

 

 

 

You simply cannot expect to be safe when fighting dragons with very low hitpoints and trying to kill someone as a joke, anyone could have taken the items that was near you... after seeing that... and anything else bad could have happened. The bad event was COMPLETELY caused by those involved, and it really can't be funny to speak of such loss.

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I don't know why it's just me and him, but we both found it very funny.

 

 

 

And yes, I plan on getting him a new one, I don't exactly know how, but I will.. Seeming i've never even had enough money in the first place.

 

 

 

And NO, I'm not some noob scammer that just said that to get his whip, and if you dont belive me, I will post pics of my extremly terrible looking bank.. even though it'd be pathetic..I have about 200k worth of stuff right now.. and 24k cash in my bank :lol:

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if you were smarter you wouldn't of had killed him when you had only 3hp left :oops: OFCOURSE a dragon will respawn/attack you ... no doubt unless you have been there for over +- 20 minutes

 

 

 

... :? could of had just said that you were to low on hp and to take it another time

Oh man lol, what a story that became :shock: . Im pretty sure Ronnie made my sig but i may have forgotten :lol:

Now remember all his loot was in that pile, and I was skulled with 3 hp..

 

 

 

 

Why didn't you just have him turn auto-retaliate off?

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Moral of the story:

 

 

 

Killing your friend as part of a joke for lots of expensive stuff in the wilderness? Probably not a good idea.

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Just like Columbus he gets murderous on purpose

Moral of the story:

 

 

 

Killing your friend as part of a joke for lots of expensive stuff in the wilderness? Probably not a good idea.

i agree,and i would rather die with all my stuff in non wildy and let my friend take a pic of me falling over dead with a fake skull over my head

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