Have you ever seen someone walk up to you in runescape and randomly say something that just baffles you? The best I can think of was when a level 110 walked up to me alching and said "I like men" out there, when I had not even talked to him before. Another time was when a level 85 came up to me and said he had 1K and that I would never ever have as much as he did.

 

 

 

Then there was the guy who tried to sell me a tinderbox... for 15gp. He literally wanted me to buy it, threw a sales pitch on what it did, and begged for me to give him the 15gp. I eventually did, because I was laughing so hard.

 

 

 

Share some quotes, I enjoy a good laugh.

I remember people doing it, but I have terrible memory. Forgot who, when, and where.

"Are you using a dancing bot?" I guess my use of the dance emote was a tad excessive at the time, lol (first dragon drop).

 

"Will you be my bf?" I use a female character as did she (he?).

 

"Thats totally hot i wish I was your sister" Followed by "wp" and a tele; apparently meant to be a pm but yuck! :shock:

 

"May I ask you the direction to Varrock bank?" Very polite but... we were in it.

 

"I am 45 years old." No clue why they told me that or repeated it until I replied.

 

 

 

 

 

A couple others of course but those were the most confusing or humorous (and DISGUSTING) that I could think of.

Thats totally hot i wish I was your sister

 

 

 

I should totally sig quote that...

"are you the new quest?" :shock: :?

 

 

 

"my balls itch" :shock: :o :shock:

 

 

 

"my brother just got a monkey for christmas" (it was the middle of july :? )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol so yeah :lol:

The best I can think of was when a level 110 walked up to me alching and said "I like men" out there, when I had not even talked to him before.

 

Share some quotes, I enjoy a good laugh.

 

 

 

that one made me laugh :lol:

 

 

 

hmm.. im trying to remember one...

i respond to alot of these random comments any more with completly off topic answers, some asks me how old i am or whatever, i reply with brown. or ill brown you... weirds people out enough that they leave me alone

 

 

 

 

 

personall i cannot recall anything since i just walk away whenever

 

 

 

 

 

i guess the closest thing is, b4 the d2h was release a friend asked me if i had 1 yet

Thats totally hot i wish I was your sister

 

 

 

I should totally sig quote that...

 

I'm having so much trouble resisting quoting that in my sig...

 

 

 

As for me, I can't really think of any random things people have said to me atm, but I might think of something later :) .

i respond to alot of these random comments any more with completly off topic answers, some asks me how old i am or whatever, i reply with brown. or ill brown you... weirds people out enough that they leave me alone

 

 

 

 

 

personall i cannot recall anything since i just walk away whenever

 

 

 

 

 

i guess the closest thing is, b4 the d2h was release a friend asked me if i had 1 yet

 

 

 

Hah, I do that IRL. An annoying girl asked me what I got on a test, and I replied with "Yes". I love confuzzling people...

 

 

 

If you are particularly BRAVE, here's a little psychology expirament for you guys. Somply stare at a girl's neck until they get so grossed out they can't look at you. According to most of the girls I did this to, they think you are looking at something else. Quite amusing... :wink:

lol people ingame think im italian or something, they start to talk weird to me and all of the suden their getting angry becuz i dont understand a word of it :lol:

i respond to alot of these random comments any more with completly off topic answers, some asks me how old i am or whatever, i reply with brown. or ill brown you... weirds people out enough that they leave me alone

 

 

 

 

 

personall i cannot recall anything since i just walk away whenever

 

 

 

 

 

i guess the closest thing is, b4 the d2h was release a friend asked me if i had 1 yet

 

 

 

Hah, I do that IRL. An annoying girl asked me what I got on a test, and I replied with "Yes". I love confuzzling people...

 

 

 

If you are particularly BRAVE, here's a little psychology expirament for you guys. Somply stare at a girl's neck until they get so grossed out they can't look at you. According to most of the girls I did this to, they think you are looking at something else. Quite amusing... :wink:

 

Lol, don't listen to this dude :P .

 

 

 

Anyways, if your going to stare, at least stare at the right spot :wink: . Got to get some compensation for the slap your about to recieve.

Thats totally hot i wish I was your sister

 

 

 

I should totally sig quote that...

 

I'm having so much trouble resisting quoting that in my sig...

 

 

 

As for me, I can't really think of any random things people have said to me atm, but I might think of something later :) .

 

 

 

Lol do it and I will sue both of you!!!

 

 

 

That would be pretty funny quoted without context. I WOULD have to hunt you down though lol. :wink:

 

 

 

I would start getting a whole ton of creepy/condescending pms so please don't.

 

 

 

 

 

Anywho, a bunch of people think that I am because of my name. I don't know what it looks similiar to but it is just a phonetical spelling of "Rock Your World" since my knickname was/is Rocky. One guy even told me that he watches the "Rahkur" show once lol.

Thats totally hot i wish I was your sister

 

 

 

I should totally sig quote that...

 

I'm having so much trouble resisting quoting that in my sig...

 

 

 

As for me, I can't really think of any random things people have said to me atm, but I might think of something later :) .

 

 

 

Lol do it and I will sue both of you!!!

 

 

 

That would be pretty funny quoted without context. I WOULD have to hunt you down though lol. :wink:

 

 

 

I would start getting a whole ton of creepy/condescending pms so please don't.

 

 

 

 

 

Anywho, a bunch of people think that I am because of my name. I don't know what it looks similiar to but it is just a phonetical spelling of "Rock Your World" since my knickname was/is Rocky. One guy even told me that he watches the "Rahkur" show once lol.

 

 

 

You can take any context and amke it great.

 

 

 

Lol do it and I will be pretty without spelling "Rock Your World" :wink:

:wink:

Giving away free mask set! Most pms from one person wins!!!

 

 

 

Hey, thats pretty fun. :D

 

 

 

P.S.

 

 

 

Can only afford bronze full and proud of it

 

 

 

Lol ok truce!!!

Lemonparties own!

 

 

 

Truce. Agreed.

:oops: What is a lemonnparty? Sounds... disturbing.

 

 

 

Anywho, I am going to edit out the cowboy one now because I don't want a page-scanner to pm you with any offers. :lol:

Anywho, I am going to edit out the cowboy one now because I don't want a page-scanner to pm you with any offers. :lol:

 

 

 

:cry:

 

 

 

Yeah... A [ForbiddenSite]... you don't want to know.

 

 

 

SPAM STOPS NOW!

"What's up secret agent mcdonaldo!"

 

 

 

From a friend like a month ago, it was pretty funny.

one time this person came up to me and said:

 

*slaps alchemy1989 in the face*

 

 

 

he then runs off :?

i respond to alot of these random comments any more with completly off topic answers, some asks me how old i am or whatever, i reply with brown. or ill brown you... weirds people out enough that they leave me alone

 

 

 

 

 

personall i cannot recall anything since i just walk away whenever

 

 

 

 

 

i guess the closest thing is, b4 the d2h was release a friend asked me if i had 1 yet

 

 

 

Hah, I do that IRL. An annoying girl asked me what I got on a test, and I replied with "Yes". I love confuzzling people...

 

 

 

If you are particularly BRAVE, here's a little psychology expirament for you guys. Somply stare at a girl's neck until they get so grossed out they can't look at you. According to most of the girls I did this to, they think you are looking at something else. Quite amusing... :wink:

 

Lol, don't listen to this dude :P .

 

 

 

Anyways, if your going to stare, at least stare at the right spot :wink: . Got to get some compensation for the slap your about to recieve.

 

 

 

Yeah, the eye sockets are the good stuff.

'i am going to rub the white ball on my nips' some guy referring to his air staff

'i am going to rub the white ball on my nips' some guy referring to his air staff

 

 

 

:? Ew.

 

 

 

I just got a guy yelling "free whips" on world 2... gotta love high leveled noobs. I'm gonna go to bed now... I just got an ahrim robeskirt from barrows so I can sleep soundly...

ooh i love saying random things to people. :lol:

My lvl 124 mate said "Ima go become a woman" once. I laughed hard at that one.

 

 

 

I love saying random stuff like

 

"Yeah.. im rubbing it baby, just for you"

 

"OMG!! WP!!!!"

 

 

 

And seeing people's reactions. Hilarity ensures.

I remember one from someone signature, it was a pm from a jagex mod (gold crown), think it was Andrew not sure I have to start putting pics like that on my harddrive for moments like this:

 

 

 

From Mod Andrew: Oi! Gimme back my boxers!

 

From Mod Andrew: Oh **** wrong person, sorry.

 

 

 

 

 

I make a lot of random comments, most are from Monty Python:

 

Ni!

 

Shrubberies!

 

You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A herring!

 

 

 

You gotta love the reactions from people, most think there's something wrong with you, others ignore you (quite understandable :wink: ), some people even join me :shock:

 

 

 

Oh and the weirdest thing someone ever did to me was stand next to me in a bank for like 5 minutes, we were both fletching, then he said 'Boo!', followed by 'Scared ya didn't I' :?