SLOWSTORM Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I think my favorite would have to be about a year ago when I was fishing lobs, and some guy (who turned out to be my bro's pure he hadn't told me about) started quoting Jabberwocky next to me around 1:00 in the morning. Weird. :shock: "T'was brillig, and the slithy toves..." He told me about it the next day :D When you are learning, you are growing. If you stop learning, you stop growing. If you stop growing, you die. Train hard, eat fried chicken, and take a one-a-day. (And cook that broccoli 'til it's yella and pour cheese all over it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Something I got from someone in the Fire Giants room just last night. Him:"I rule the stairs" *blinks* Me:"I write the songs" Him"Huh?" Me:"Exactly" _____________________________________ Things I get from people from Tip.It forums when my private is on: One guy sends me this one every time i log on... "Merry Xmas Leesters! X : D" Another one I get everytime I log on... "Leesters owns, k?" Can't remember their names. Own up! :P One guy says this everytime I see him at the fishing guild... "Leesters, you smell" _____________________________________________ Common questions I ignore from random players. "How much money do you have?" "Whats your max hit?" "How long have you been playing?" "Can I have an extra dragon chain?" "How old are you?" Of course, all begging related questions are ignored. A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Se46 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Well, dunno if this is off topic or not.. but.. "Food Noob?!1!1" While fighting him in the wilderness.. gee.. who would've thought that maybe you MIGHT use food in the wilderness?? No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joris_n Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 The wierdest thing i ever had was someone following me for 15 mins, asking me if i whould be his kitty eating friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathhead154 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 "What colour do smurfs go when you choke them?" Training at the dwarven mines. On the flip side, it's been proven that women are probably better mothersYes I have balls, but they melted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragons_m8 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 A couple actually there was some one who was following me for half an hour or so whilst i was training at tzhaar then all of a sudden he just says... 'banana hammock!' :? Then another was when i was chopping yew logs and a guy says (this was supposed to be a pm to sum1) 'Ok calm down ill be right there! and ill bring my tounge and the chocy spread!' Then there was just a wierd guy who sat next to me while i fished for about 20 mins saying twigs over and over agian. If only he knew for half of it that i have public chat off... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGriffon Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 "Will you be my hafl bf but not really?" I get lots of comments about being Lv 3 too :( Small Children Scared Count:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biabf Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ooooh I get tons, here are the few I bothered to screenie: \/ That was a Bloodveld! Not Me! \/ \/ It was actually a hell cat \/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hells_box Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I get many random messages sent to me all the time. Most of them are private messages so they just get sent to the ignore list. I never thought to screen shot them...guess I should start doing that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S00NERfan Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I was cutting yews and someone came up to me and said: "pulls out the hottest yew log you have ever seen." Anyone who wants to add to me. Please DO I get bored. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 um S00NER that was wierd i had two in the same moring i got a addy 2h and was training monks and a guy comes from the wildy and says "your addy 2h looks like a giant green p3nis" :shock: :shock: :shock: the other one (i had full addy) and a girl comes from the wildy and said girl:addy? me:um yeah girl:omg your such a noob i was like lvl 52 then and when your lvl 52 its hard to get money she had rune pl8, rune legs, MITH FULL HELM, and rune scimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Randomly at Seers "Flying fruit!!!" Another time this noob asked me for a account, then said he'll try it on Zezima :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangut Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Was at abbys and some random low lvls where there.. exploring I guess I got a whip.. and yelled out "Whipper" One random low lvl comments.. "Your whip is nooby, I have a 2h'd whip!" we all proceed to laugh and joke.. He then replies.. "My whip is bigger then yours" We keep laughing and joking at his expense. "well, maybe my whip isn't big at all" This guy just wouldn't stop.... anyway... that's the most recent. @ - Come Join SoDB in Some GWD and other Slaying! - @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddioo Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Just got this one Kinda wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddioo Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Just got this one Kinda wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phyrexial Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i was smithing in varrok and a level 4 came and asked me if i had gold i gave him 10k and he followed me around the rest of the day calling me "SARA GOD" because i was wearing full sara lol Arma Hilts-2Bandos Drops-22Zamork Hilt-1Dragon Drops-122Dk Drops-47Whip Drops-10 99's-Herblore/Prayer/Fletching/Crafting/Constitution 2200 Total in under 100 days playedMy Blog :D http://forum.tip.it/topic/301717-jessomephyrexials-blog/#entry5018330 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzlar Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Egh. Someone just said "I'm licing ya god area". The self-proclaimed king of bronze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S00NERfan Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Now thats weird lol Anyone who wants to add to me. Please DO I get bored. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvw08 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Just teleported in from barrows to cannafis and this person goes "heya hot stuf how ya doin" I ran then :lol: Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eev Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 "do you huff kittens?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdub Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I have gotten some that are far more weird than funny... Man this bank is hot... But my legs are too sweaty to get my pants off! -Just got this one... If you were my sister I would watch you undress -Which is incredibly creepy, as I am a boy! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvw08 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 "do you huff kittens?" eww... dude... thats toally sick to the 34th power :@ that really creeped me out. Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banim Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I was crafting laws, banking in Draynor, and this guy was always saying: "Buying papuryas!!!!!!" "Pls anyone sell papuryas!!" While my english is very decent, I had no idea (nor I have) of what does that meant. Each time I used my glory from the Law altar, I thought "There we go again with the papuryas"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cman1989 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Well a few times... I'll just post this one though. Yesterday i was in Castle Wars, Zammy team waiting room. Some guy walks up to me and calsl me: Mr. Stinky, then called me, Poopy Fingers and then, Mr. Ferty.... :? Um... i still have yet to figure that out... then he ran off and did the same to a lvl 112. :o Obviously the guy was obsessed with... well... you know. :? My Accounts:Cman1989 (Main Account) - Summer_Mists (Secondary Main)Imake_Runes0 (Skill Pure F2P) - X_Magicka_X (Mage Pure F2P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwimbob Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I still remember one time I was killing guards way back. There was this guy next to me and he just started screaming: Oh my god!!!!!! my toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just spun in my chair1!!!! killed toE!!!!!!!!! It's bleeding!!!!!! Oh god!Q Woooooozy!!!!!!!! bleeding!!! My toe!!!!!!!! it's like split in half and bleeding!!! Oh god!!!!!! And I was just laughting so hard and started asking whether he should log and fix it but he just kept typing and like trying to fix it by his comp.... lol, it was odd :lol: Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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