Perhaps my funniest and oddest was last night. I wasn't paying attention as I was egtting someone to id some dwarves I had. I wasn't paying much attention to a little newb that had followed me I guess. So after the guy was done id-ing for me I turned chat off of hide and I saw the little guy say:

Can you help me get it up?

 

I laughed so hard and so long at that, sure a little immature but who else can make a connection there? That's so funny. He must have been talking about one of his skills is my only reasonable conclusion. :shock:

I still remember one time I was killing guards way back. There was this guy next to me and he just started screaming:

 

 

 

Oh my god!!!!!! my toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just spun in my chair1!!!! killed toE!!!!!!!!!

 

It's bleeding!!!!!!

 

Oh god!Q Woooooozy!!!!!!!! bleeding!!!

 

My toe!!!!!!!! it's like split in half and bleeding!!!

 

Oh god!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And I was just laughting so hard and started asking whether he should log and fix it but he just kept typing and like trying to fix it by his comp.... lol, it was odd :lol:

 

 

 

As irc quotes have taught us(if you have read them o_O) the best approach to any kind of "disasters" around your computer are best handled by describing them to everyone online, not actually responding to it in real life.

 

 

 

I haven't heard much weird stuff in RS so much as I did in WoW when I still played it. For some reason every dang asian on the server assumed I was from asia too and kept talking to me all the dang time. I found some web pages on how to talk with "gold farmers" and started responding stuff like "I love you" to them(apparently, could have been anything really) which really seemed to make them happy(they started writing me MORE)...

my brother just got a monkey for christmas

 

 

 

lmao

I still remember one time I was killing guards way back. There was this guy next to me and he just started screaming:

 

 

 

Oh my god!!!!!! my toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just spun in my chair1!!!! killed toE!!!!!!!!!

 

It's bleeding!!!!!!

 

Oh god!Q Woooooozy!!!!!!!! bleeding!!!

 

My toe!!!!!!!! it's like split in half and bleeding!!!

 

Oh god!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And I was just laughting so hard and started asking whether he should log and fix it but he just kept typing and like trying to fix it by his comp.... lol, it was odd :lol:

 

 

 

LMAO

 

 

 

I guess I finally figured out how to make a good topic :wink:

I still remember one time I was killing guards way back. There was this guy next to me and he just started screaming:

 

 

 

Oh my god!!!!!! my toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just spun in my chair1!!!! killed toE!!!!!!!!!

 

It's bleeding!!!!!!

 

Oh god!Q Woooooozy!!!!!!!! bleeding!!!

 

My toe!!!!!!!! it's like split in half and bleeding!!!

 

Oh god!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And I was just laughting so hard and started asking whether he should log and fix it but he just kept typing and like trying to fix it by his comp.... lol, it was odd :lol:

 

 

 

Oh god i can see it now....

 

 

 

"OMG THERS A FIRE IN MY HOUSE!!! OMG SOMEONE DIAL 911! SAVE ME!"

Ooo... I screenie lots of quotes and stuff. I'll go through my archive and edit when I find a few good ones. Until then, look at my gorgeous homemade sig. :P

 

 

 

Here ya go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meh.

 

 

 

Also, the other day after fight pits I was lighting willows in the Tzhaar bank. This kid is like "stp liting da bank on fire"... but I don't. Then a minute later he tells me how he "h8s mopy" and how my mom is a noob. :lol: I think pkthedreamer was there, he might've left though.

I have one friend that gets a kick out of "accidently" sending a pm my way:

 

 

 

"Man, don't you think rahks a noob?"

 

"I can't wait until we asians buy america."

 

"Of course his wife is a good lay!"

 

"I totally hacked his account last night. Stole all his guams!"

 

"If I wanted that shoved there I could easily reach around myself"

 

 

 

Most of them are about my wife though, lol. She made the mistake of chatting with him once. He uses about 5 different characters daily so he almost always gets me. After the initial shock I usually just play along like he sent it to the right person lol. Good times.

ahh, there are a bunch....

 

 

 

"cn sum1 tave me to warruck"

 

i ask if he ment varrock, he said "no warruk1!"

 

i decided to joke around and said "ok ill take to warrok2!"

 

and once again he said "no warrok1"

 

 

 

and then there is this one

 

 

 

 

:)

during farming

 

 

 

I hate it when i keep forgetting watering my pants (probably meant plants..)

Like 4 months ago , i was like farming.. and i see The Old Nite (first time :) )

 

 

 

So he like talking with hes friend, you got the seeds? then what should i do now?

 

 

 

And i was like you plant them and wait for 20 mins

 

 

 

And he said gah i hate this stupid game

 

Wait i think i got a pic on it ^^

"haha gulf i caught u ridin dirty"

 

 

 

Ah, Chamillionaire references, but I was cutting willows!

lol, i got a funny 1! I was at fire giants in the water fall and some lvl 50 was there fire bolting. THis is when it got funny!

 

 

 

Him "wtf is this red thing?" I just ignore him

 

Him "omg, wtf is a dragon left half?"

 

I thought to my self OMG A noob just got a dragon drop before me!

 

Him "this looks like a noob weapon"

 

Me "its not really a noob weapon"

 

Him "Dragon is worth less than bronze noob"

 

Me "lol"

 

Him" i dont want the "dragon" thing cus ur a noob"

 

Him "ill leave it here"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just a little thing I came up with tonight, hope you enjoy it!

 

when i was wearing green gloves, some guy came up to me and said:

 

"Your gloves remind me of geckos"

 

oh and when someone on crandor doing dragon slayer said "oh great, i'm supposed to be on crandor, where am i!?!??!"

my favourite ones are:

 

 

 

can i plz have ur whip

 

 

 

fr33 st00f plz

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

you're a noob!

(I'm lev116, with a level 81 calling me a noob lol)

one time this guy was fishing with me (the only person) and he was really ugly with like pink hair and everything. then out of nowere he said "im ugly" you had to be tehre it was so random and funny

Thats totally hot i wish I was your sister

 

 

 

I should totally sig quote that...

 

 

 

okay i couldn't resiste....QUATED AND SIGGED!

 

anyways i remember i had this gf(played around with her and found her to be a guy when she sent a pm to the wrong person (me)). she was making another guy give her stuff when i was her bf then i ran off sayin i'm not gay and can't hang with a guy who goes as low as gainess to get free stuff on a frigin game.....*sigh*

Had public chat on for the first time

 

I usually always keep it on friends but tonight I got a message it said * I just grew hairy balls , what do I do now * ... (( gross ))) ,, and another one tonight was * pls , Pls * be my gf I will slave for you ,, ,( ha, ha ),, another one was * your my goddess, pls pls let me be your god * ,,, Kinda find it amusing now can't wait to see what tomarrow brings :lol:

it wasn't directed at me, but a noob once said:

 

 

 

 

Can someone help

 

me trim my armour

 

 

 

i just laughed and walked on

"are you a munchkin" I asked someone the other day.. and erm... no ones says much back to me as they are all running away very quickly.. :( Unfortunately I don't make much friends this way :lol:

 

Common questions I ignore from random players.

 

 

 

"How much money do you have?"

 

"Whats your max hit?"

 

"How long have you been playing?"

 

"Can I have an extra dragon chain?"

 

"How old are you?"

 

 

 

Of course, all begging related questions are ignored.

 

 

 

Does that include when i started to beg

 

"Leesters come to barrows and rub some karma onto me".... you never replied... and after that day you almost never replied to me until when i met you in barrows yesterday

 

 

 

Note: after i asked for Karma it was my 50th trip's chest and i got spear, coincidence?

The most random thing i got was:

 

 

 

'Buying TV 1K'

 

 

 

I asked the player what he ment, and he said he wanted a television. I pointed out to him there are no TV's in Runescape, but he said his freind has one. Talk about gullible... :)

kk well i was at cows for leather and sum lvl 34 calls me a noob (i was lvl 70 at the time).

 

he calls me noob coz i spent money alot and he had like 1144k. lol it only like 5k lobs sellin at 250ea to get more than that.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway noob means a weak player OR a high lvl who does nooby stuff i.e. stealin ur ogre wen b4 u get the chance even tho it is attackin u

oddest one for me was when someone pmed and told me that he worked for jagex and that i had been selected for a weekly drawing :lol: he then told me that he needed my password and that 500k would be delivered to my acount in about a week..... :lol: :roll: :lol:

Had public chat on for the first time

 

I usually always keep it on friends but tonight I got a message it said * I just grew hairy balls , what do I do now * ... (( gross ))) ,, and another one tonight was * pls , Pls * be my gf I will slave for you ,, ,( ha, ha ),, another one was * your my goddess, pls pls let me be your god * ,,, Kinda find it amusing now can't wait to see what tomarrow brings :lol:

 

Lol :lol:

 

 

 

:wall: A new form of begging lol, and this ones even creepier :x .