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The year that God gets bored and starts playing with matches.

 

 

 

Will humanity ever learn from its mistakes and when will it do so?

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

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Yes, it will. In year 5284i6.

 

 

 

Did humans evolve from primates?

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Acinonyx jubatus - binomial nomenclature for Cheetah!

10th grade OVER!!!

no, they evolved from bronze super poisoned daggers.

 

 

 

what is the origin of the big bang?

a smaller bang.

 

 

 

which came first, the chciken or the egg?

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Acinonyx jubatus - binomial nomenclature for Cheetah!

10th grade OVER!!!

they kinda poped into existence at the same time

 

 

 

why does it say i have 0 posts while you are clearly reading one of mine

...i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal.

 

ROFL!

because i am in the TARDIS, and so i am readsing this before you were born

 

 

 

why is the tardis blue?

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

because doctor who is color blind and thought he was painting it red.

 

 

 

whats is the meaning of life?

 

(bet its already been asked but im not reading 5* or whatever pages :D )

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to eat, sleep, and indulge in the mischievous pleasure of committing minor acts of vandalism, especially in the summer time.

 

 

 

 

 

where does this arrow point? :arrow:

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Acinonyx jubatus - binomial nomenclature for Cheetah!

10th grade OVER!!!

to the right... idiot.... :lol:

 

 

 

why do we have eyebrows???

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To better pass on the message of sarcasm.

 

 

 

Why do Wars happen?

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

because of politicans simply threw rotten fruit at each other, their image would be spoilt.

 

 

 

What did conscious thought first come into existence?

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Acinonyx jubatus - binomial nomenclature for Cheetah!

10th grade OVER!!!

peppers are supooesd to be sweet, but i messed it up...

 

 

 

why are parents more afraid of letting their kid fly in an air plane than carrying in trolly?

because pedophiles crash planes into buildings

 

 

 

why is the sky blue?

because no one wants to look at a pink sky...

 

 

 

 

 

why is abreviation such a long word if it makes words shorter?

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Because somebody ate it

 

 

 

Why do the batteries in my digital camera always die after 5 seconds?

because they have signed a suicide pact

 

 

 

why is gold so shiny?

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

because otherwise, it would indistinguishable from scrap metal.

 

 

 

where is this guy pointing? \'

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Acinonyx jubatus - binomial nomenclature for Cheetah!

10th grade OVER!!!

HE obvviously just raised his mining level and is pointing at the fireworks over his head.

 

 

 

Why is it that the only things in life we can count on are death and taxes?

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Presto instant eggs.
i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.

Because life is a bitch. Totally not my opinion

 

 

 

Why does God allow pain and suffering on this earth when he is supposed to be kind and loving?

 

 

 

Edit - Lol it changes the term Bitch to a "wonderful person"

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Because most clowns lack the ability to juggle lit torches.

 

 

 

 

 

Why does vertigo effect people?

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Presto instant eggs.
i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.

becuase they ar whimy nuubs that need to go to da gym and pump them up (try saying it in arnold shwartzineggar accent for full effect)

 

 

 

 

 

why is it that no one will ever truely answer a question full on this game?

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

because your 10 feet high?

 

 

 

why am i STILL here at 02:08 O'clock ?

i havent made a signature of this small format :(

because a dog's yapping outside

 

 

 

Why am i up at 2:40am?!

i am a paint noob

Because the boogie monster keeps you awake.

 

 

 

Why do turtles have shells?

because i hate pie ftw!

 

 

 

why am i still playing this silly game?

i havent made a signature of this small format :(

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