You should eat less cheese if you expect to me even understand that

 

 

 

What is electricity?

It's the blue stuff that comes out of the toaster when you stick a knife in it.

 

 

 

Whats the best song ever written?

fast food rockers - the fast food song

 

 

 

What is the square root of pie?

ginger root pie \

 

 

 

If one must kill themselves to save others, would that one do the deed or condem all others? :-k

Uh... I'd get high then go boogeying.

 

 

 

Explain the equation, E=MC2

1+1=-

 

 

 

why are u crazy

Because the voices in my head make me!!!!!! I think it's a giant kitten controlling what I do!! Go tell the nearest pet store owner that the FLIBBLDY BLIBBLE TO DA MAX guy is getting eaten alive. They'll know what I mean. Wubblawargwargwar-garrrrrrrhhhhggggggh-gurgurrrrrooooooooo-mnyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

 

 

 

What is the scientific term for freakin nutter?

RAGEN (ray-gin) (N) : technical term for a freaking nutter

 

 

 

 

 

why do humans condemn the use of un-fertilized fetused to save the lives of thousands that could possibly live longer with the research yet testing on other "animals" seem plausible? :-k

Because of the weekday known as Monday.

 

 

 

If a train leaves Seattle at 3:00AM GMT, and arrives 2 hours late in Austion, and the original time was 6:00PM EST, what time is it in Northern Dakota, six thousand, four hundred, twelve years ago, minus six seconds?

2

 

 

 

Whats is the combind land area of all the continents?

The size of my left nipple.

 

 

 

How dis Jesus rise from the dead?

With the help of a long steel rod incerted up his ___ and some firm puppetering from Mary Magdeline.

 

 

 

Does Free Will exist?

With the help of a long steel rod incerted up his ___ and some firm puppetering from Mary Magdeline.

 

ROFLMFOAADOAOTF!

 

 

 

Does Free Will exist?

 

 

 

No everything we do it controlled by the ceiling cat.

 

 

 

How long will humanity survive?

47 minutes. Oh look...a comet...

 

 

 

care for a slice of pie?

depends what type.

 

 

 

Why does the FBI use black highlighters?

because they are IN and yellow is OUT. :o

 

 

 

why does superman fly?

Because he is a made up character and writers can make him fly or not

 

 

 

 

 

How do you repair a lightbulb?

With 3 lb's of C4

 

 

 

When Will the world unite as one?

When cats and mice unite

 

 

 

 

 

What is the simplest math formula?

3 ÃÆÃâÃâò (5x4+7)dx = 3(x5+7x)+C = 3x5+21x+C

 

 

 

Probably

 

 

 

So...is there a reality or is everything a figment of someone else's imagination.

We are all in control of the ceiling cat. He watches us all the time and if we do something he doesn't like.... He eats our nipples. So don't look up. Ever. Ever.

 

 

 

Why do chimpanzees look like people I know?

beacuse u know me :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

why doesent the ice crean van come down my street?

Thats not an Ice Cream Van. It's a spaceship! Run for you lives!!!!

 

 

 

Why wont my mouse move on it's own?

Because it isn't your mouse.

 

 

 

 

 

Why does circular pizza come in square boxes?

Thats a bloody good question :shock: . I think it must be because if they didn't, ceiling cat would kill all the Italians in the world. Then we would have no-one to bomb along at a bazzilion miles an hour on scooters anymore all going "Chow".

 

 

 

Whats the funny thing that British people do?