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To keep their stomachs happy. If people didn't eat, then their stomach would get angry and rip itself out, rendering its owner with severe liver damage :-s

 

 

 

Why is grass green?

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Because it's had a hippy sitting on it. And everyone knows that hippy bums contain green dye. But thats a conspiracy man, you can't tell anyone or the government will take us away in space ships to the moon colony :XD:

 

 

 

Why does the earth spin on an axis and not at random?

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

because if it spun at random, it could reverse direction, and the force would abruptly fling us all into space

 

 

 

who's zanaris?

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

your mom! lol....

 

 

 

why do i own you all so much?

wop wop

corection you own them all you would never own me i know i would call upon my devine powers (oooooo) and own you

 

 

 

 

 

why does e=mc2?

When Einstein first created the equation, it was "E=mc^2/dIS". He lost the last 4 characters in a game of poker and this created the famous equation E=mc^2. He went on to loose his right root, pancreas, splien and mind in subsequent games of poker with the Swedish mafia :-s .

 

 

 

What makes my blood red?

God directly, the womble mafia indirectly. The secret of Genesis is that God had really been taken hostage by a powerful womble clan known as the Furries. They forced hi to make the Universe and humanity so their secret propaganda could be played through a childrens TV program. Throught time, human blood had always been rainbow coloured, but when the program stopped having new episodes made, the wombles were mad. As a punishment, they changed our blood to the colour red as a reminder of our secret slavery to their evil will.

 

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

because its so damn hot and there was AC on the other side.... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

why cant i think of a question?

wop wop

(awnsering my own question)

 

 

 

coz its been like 6+hours and still no one has replied...?

 

 

 

 

 

why hasnt anybody replied yet??????????????????????? #-o

wop wop

because jagex doesn't like us asking questions...their sensors are temporarily disabled now, so we can ask questions

 

 

 

if geico can save me 15% or more on car insurance, why do they even need a talking gecko?

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

because the talking gieco clearly runs the entire company and hes the one wiht all the connections that allow gieco to save u 15% other wise they could only save u 9% thats 6 more % buddy!

 

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? ::' (if u say to get to the other side i will find u and u will pay)

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thxs vibro for the sig ^_^.

to get to the other side \'

 

 

 

 

 

is he going to come kill me for saying that? :ohnoes:

99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving.

 

Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.

if rune wcing hatchets lay eggs this fall, then yes.

 

 

 

what is the connection between string theory, particle phisics, quantum mechanics, and eiinstiens E=mc^2?

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(><) always making new friends, pm me!

rsn: furryturtle1

they all confuse the hell out of me

 

 

 

 

 

do i like cheese on my bacon?

99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving.

 

Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.

as much as i like puding on my pizza (that means yes that stuufs good)

 

 

 

what was i listening to at 08/14/06? (give you 2 hints) (artest starts with a B) (name starts with a i)ha if u looked to bad you wer probley expecting the answer right ha

geroge lucas

 

 

 

 

 

who is george lucas?

99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving.

 

Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.

some guy that likes cake

 

 

 

why am i so tired?

The pickles you are eating are clearly affecting your brain. That must be why you spelled pickles as "pickels" in your sig. There are two possible theories on what will happen next: either the toxins in your pickles are overwhelming your system and falling asleep will cause you to succumb to them, or your body simply needs rest to eliminate the remaining toxins. Whatever your choice, I wish you the worst of luck :)

 

 

 

Would geico.com truly be "da bomb" if we had the gecko do the robot?

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

No he should do the maccoraina

 

 

 

Do penguins have knees, and if they do, what the heck for?

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no they dont

 

 

 

if i did the legends quest right now whats the chances of me finshing it the tommorow day

Exactly the same as the chance of you developing a time machine. Good luck :)

 

 

 

How do they get all that cheese into a tiny little Cheez-It cracker? :-k

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

they pay it to

 

 

 

how come i say i'v been good then use this smile :twisted:

 

e.x.i hope i get a geft from santa i'v been good all year :twisted: i mean...5 minutes later O:)

This caused the French Cheeses and the Russian Chesees go to war against the British Potaoes whilst they were aginst the American Pie and then this later known to cause Global Warming. What is Global Warming you ask? It's about everyone going phsyco due to the water level going up by 0.1mm a year and they predict the cows will rebel against the farmers and then they will rebel against the world and when everyone one is gone, one man shall remain. He his Chuck Norris. Aka God. The End. Good story eh?

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No comrade premier, it has just begun

 

 

 

Why is there something instead of nothing?

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