I was in the shower this morning (what? I try to stay clean...) when I was thinking about how RuneScape would be if it had fast food restaurants in it... like, you could walk into a McScapes and order a Runeburger or something... I don't know.

 

 

 

Anyone else have any absurd ideas?

 

 

 

And, if anyone could answer this question, because I'm afraid to try it myself... could people get to 99 strength by drinking a lot of beer?

 

 

 

Ok, thanks. 8-)

 

 

 

:o

The stat bonuses of beer (or any other drink/pot for that matter) don't stack, so you couldn't get 99 strength off drinking beer. :P

MCscapes?!? RUNEBURGER!!?!?

 

 

 

I think I smell a new franchise :lol:

Runeburger: A tasty bun stuffed with lettuce, tomatoes and a runite burger. :P

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I've got an even better idea:

 

 

 

Make a quest involving construction that lets you build your own (NPC) town! The reward would expand the room limit to 50 and then people will randomly flock into it to live in their own homes. :P

I was in the shower this morning (what? I try to stay clean...) when I was thinking about how RuneScape would be if it had fast food restaurants in it... like, you could walk into a McScapes and order a Runeburger or something... I don't know.

 

 

 

I think you play to much runescape and eat too much fastfood. :roll: :P

Ooh, ooh, I got it: Rune-Cola! And Diet Rune-Cola! With Lime! :D

 

 

 

And chariots! And more cowbell!

The worst thing JAGeX could do is promote junk food on their game. (Or make a /pizza command)

 

 

 

Jamie Oliver would have a field day :P

try our new Mc noob (you also get a FREE toy)

I was in the shower this morning (what? I try to stay clean...) when I was thinking about how RuneScape would be if it had fast food restaurants in it... like, you could walk into a McScapes and order a Runeburger or something... I don't know.

 

 

 

 

you think about runescape when you take a shower? that's random....

Ooh, ooh, I got it: Rune-Cola! And Diet Rune-Cola! With Lime! :D

 

 

 

And chariots! And more cowbell!

I need more cowbell!

I always wanted sandwiches, but then they put them in!

I say we get

 

Kuntukie

 

Fried

 

Rune

 

8-)

Fast Food? RuneScape is clearly set in an era equivalent to the 1100's (or previous), and retsaurants didn't exist until the mid 1600's when the first one was founded in Paris.

 

 

 

Even then, the restaurant only sold soup ('restoratives,' hence 'restaurant'), so fast food would be an odd thing to see for quite a while. but hese ares upposed to be absurd ideas, so I consider it a smashing success!

 

 

 

Here's an absurd idea: back when the giant tsunami hit, they sent a helicopter out to check on this small tribe of natives in the Pacific whom they feared might have been wiped out by the tsunami. Lo and behold, as the helicopter passed over, the natives started throwing spears and shooting arrows at it!!! Hahaha!!

 

 

 

I wan to see a minigame where I get to throw spears and shoot arrows at a helicopter. Why? Because THINK OF THE COMBAT EXPERIENCE!!! And the drops? Man! what if you could salvage a chaingun from the wreckage? Rockets wouldn't be of any use (You would need about 250 strength in order to carry and somehow fire an AH-64's rocket pod), but a chaingun?! That would make the fight against the TzTok-Jad last about fifteen seconds and consist mainly of converting it to paste and laughing hysterically.

 

 

 

And the gnomes!! You know how the gnomes are, they could possibly salvage the helicopter itself!! I may not ahve billions of GP, but man if I had a personal helicopter, I could rule over RuneScape with a steely fist!

 

 

 

"Behold, the emperor approaches in his sky chariot!"

 

"Why's he spinning like that?"

 

"Er.. I don't think yelling at the controls works too well..."

 

"And doesn't that need some sort of feul to stay up?"

 

*CRASH!*

 

"I call dibs on his stuff!"

it actually clearly states that jagex said that rs in not set in medival times but in a fantasy world.....

That would funny :lol:

Runeburger: A tasty bun stuffed with lettuce, tomatoes and a runite burger. :P

 

 

 

Breaks your teeth! :lol:

 

 

 

But seriously (Well, not really) some ideas for fast food places:

 

 

 

Mcscapeburger

 

Kentucky Fried Chompy

 

Pinapple Pizza Pineapple Pizza

 

Rune-Dairy King

 

Wendy's Old fashioned Rune-Burgeres

Fast Food? RuneScape is clearly set in an era equivalent to the 1100's (or previous), and retsaurants didn't exist until the mid 1600's when the first one was founded in Paris.

 

 

 

 

 

Which explains why they had plumming systems such as sinks?

Burger King > All

Fast Food? RuneScape is clearly set in an era equivalent to the 1100's (or previous), and retsaurants didn't exist until the mid 1600's when the first one was founded in Paris.

 

 

 

Which explains why they had plumming systems such as sinks?

 

 

 

I think hand pumps are pretty old, and I think most all of the "plumbing" in RS houses boils down to a hand pump that drains into a basin of arbitrary cost.

Regulus, I like how you think. Very nice post. :lol:

something funny is if rs had cars! or atleast horses and chariots -_-

Fast Food? RuneScape is clearly set in an era equivalent to the 1100's (or previous), and retsaurants didn't exist until the mid 1600's when the first one was founded in Paris.

 

 

 

Which explains why they had plumming systems such as sinks?

 

 

 

I think hand pumps are pretty old, and I think most all of the "plumbing" in RS houses boils down to a hand pump that drains into a basin of arbitrary cost.

That basin must have been huge because I swear I walked through the varrock basins before. NVM those were the varrock sewers.

 

 

 

I think they did not have sawmills, oil lanterns similiar to the ones seen in Runescape, stoves as seen in Runescape, sewers, manholes, sewer drains, hangman, or gas masks.

Coka-cola and chicken nuggets!