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Sadly, i am f2p. But thats beside the point. Here i am fishing in karamja:

 

 

 

Noob: Hey! I know you!

 

Me: ?

 

Noob: You scammed me of my bronze armor when i was lv 3!

 

Me: I dont think so, i never tried to scam anyone.

 

Noob: Yes you did! Give me my bronze armor back!

 

(I was wearing full rune)

 

Me: I dont know you...

 

Noob starts following me.

 

I got annoyed so i give him a lobbie

 

Noob: YES THANK YOU!

 

Noob teles.

 

=D>

I 1 hit Chuck Norris with MY BARE HANDS!

98% of rs players have attempted a scam. If your one of the 2% who havent, copy this into your sig..

hi guyes!

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Sadly, i am f2p. But thats beside the point. Here i am fishing in karamja:

 

 

 

Noob: Hey! I know you!

 

Me: ?

 

Noob: You scammed me of my bronze armor when i was lv 3!

 

Me: I dont think so, i never tried to scam anyone.

 

Noob: Yes you did! Give me my bronze armor back!

 

(I was wearing full rune)

 

Me: I dont know you...

 

Noob starts following me.

 

I got annoyed so i give him a lobbie

 

Noob: YES THANK YOU!

 

Noob teles.

 

=D>

 

he could have sold the law rune and bought a lobster himself

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Sadly, i am f2p. But thats beside the point. Here i am fishing in karamja:

 

 

 

Noob: Hey! I know you!

 

Me: ?

 

Noob: You scammed me of my bronze armor when i was lv 3!

 

Me: I dont think so, i never tried to scam anyone.

 

Noob: Yes you did! Give me my bronze armor back!

 

(I was wearing full rune)

 

Me: I dont know you...

 

Noob starts following me.

 

I got annoyed so i give him a lobbie

 

Noob: YES THANK YOU!

 

Noob teles.

 

=D>

 

he could have sold the law rune and bought a lobster himself

 

 

 

Maybe he used Lumbridge Home Tele.

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Just found out how to take screenshots! A tip for people who post fake conversations here: take a screenshot.

 

Here is a guide on how to take a screenshot for those who do not know how.

 

 

 

Guide to taking screenshots.

 

1. Find a nub.

 

2. Press print screen key (key actually says Prnt Scrn) on your keyboard.

 

3. Open up paint.

 

4. Press control+v. (Ctrl+v)

 

5. Edit the pic then post here.

 

 

 

I have one from earlier today. Some lvl 98 pure wannabe. This was before I learned to take a screenie lol.

 

 

 

Me: Owning pures

 

The lvl 98: rofl kid. (yes he types with periods, what a wbm)

 

Me: challenging another person, notices chatbox.

 

Lvl 98: Spams: Own this.

 

He says some offensive things during when I am challenging a level 90.

 

I fight him, 2 hitted with dds

 

Lvl 98: Friends? You are about as strong as me. (in private chat)

 

Me in private chat: L...

 

 

 

I use periods and I'm not a wbm.

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Using periods... plus capitalizing.... plus using apostrophes when appropriate... equals WBM!!!

 

i'm the biggest irl WBM ever then lol, plus i use commas in here, mainly because when people make sentences like:

 

hi my name is (name) and i would like to suggest this to jagex its about a monkey and a rhino and how they fall in love and BLAH!!!!!!!!!

 

man that's annoying.

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Using periods... plus capitalizing.... plus using apostrophes when appropriate... equals WBM!!!

 

 

 

WBM - We Blast Mods?

 

err...close.

 

wanna-be mod.

I think that was intended as a joke. ;)

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One time I was trolling the TIF and I happened acros this super-nooby exchange. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Ohhh boy.

 

 

 

Using periods... plus capitalizing.... plus using apostrophes when appropriate... equals WBM!!!

 

 

 

WBM - We Blast Mods?

 

err...close.

 

wanna-be mod.

I think that was intended as a joke. ;)
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One time I was trolling the TIF and I happened acros this super-nooby exchange. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Ohhh boy.

 

 

 

Using periods... plus capitalizing.... plus using apostrophes when appropriate... equals WBM!!!

 

 

 

WBM - We Blast Mods?

 

err...close.

 

wanna-be mod.

I think that was intended as a joke. ;)
Yeah, I think I remem-

 

 

 

HEY!

 

 

 

:P

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
17

 

blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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One time I was trolling the TIF and I happened acros this super-nooby exchange. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Ohhh boy.

 

 

 

Using periods... plus capitalizing.... plus using apostrophes when appropriate... equals WBM!!!

 

 

 

WBM - We Blast Mods?

 

err...close.

 

wanna-be mod.

I think that was intended as a joke. ;)
Yeah, I think I remem-

 

 

 

HEY!

 

 

 

:P

 

i know it's a joke. im just too smart alecky for my own good. :twisted:

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for the record, those like me who use macs can take a screenshot by pressing command shift 3

 

 

 

i haven't managed to find anything worth downloading for editing purposes for a mac yet though, so if i post any... it'll be off my partner's pc :P

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i hear a lvl 25 (iron, with a brine sabre) call a lvl 27 (steel, sc staff) a noob. i had to walk in, im attracted to noob fights. i point out that the 27 is probably better then him, considering he has an sc staff and he has a crappy brine sabre. he gets mad, and says "my strength is probably better then urs." we say our str lvls. he makes me go first, i say 77 in qc. tah-dah, he refuses to say his, just "lol's" at it, like his is better. he tries to fake a qc statement by going: My strength ll is 98. i point out his mistake, he runs into wildy, i follow (cause im just annoying like that) and i watch him get owned by a rev goblin. i say, "str didnt save u there, did it?" he replies, falling to the floor, "noob".

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Using periods in the end of each sentence is wbm'ing? Ye best be trollin' son.

 

 

 

Wow.

 

He was using periods on rs? Who on rs uses periods at the end of every line of text they type? Mods?

LOL.

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Using periods in the end of each sentence is wbm'ing? Ye best be trollin' son.

 

 

 

Wow.

 

He was using periods on rs? Who on rs uses periods at the end of every line of text they type? Mods?

 

 

 

People who don't mind wasting 2 goddamn split seconds to type them? =D>

 

 

 

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I doubt more than 2% of the RuneScape population uses periods after a line of text.

 

 

 

*Raises hand*

 

 

 

*Puts it back down*

 

 

 

I do it sometimes, when I remember at least.

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Too bad the font size only goes up to 200.

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