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just happened, have to put it on here...

 

 

 

noob: have u done dwrf cannon quest?

 

me: yes...

 

noob: where do u start it?

 

me: click quest....

 

noob: walks off to other people, says same thing

 

me: i told u how to find out...

 

noob: im not good wit directions. whers nrth wst?

 

me:...?

 

noob: north west of fishing guild

 

me: look up on world map.

 

noob: whats north west?

 

me:...

 

noob: go away.

 

 

 

keep in mind he was following me....

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This is my personal Fav:

 

 

 

Welcome To Runescape.

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hello

 

Noob: Nice plate

 

Me: Thanks.

 

Noob: Wunt to be my bf?

 

Me: Not, really no.

 

 

 

I couldn't help but laugh there, it was only 30 seconds after i'd logged in.

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Look at the typo in the second post. "Wise words from a wide man." :lol:

 

Lol I thought he intended to write it like that.

 

 

 

Anyway I always forget to take screenshots of those things happening.

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i remembered one of myself and a RL friend. we both played tibia for a couple of months untill we discovered runescape... when we first started we had a lot of noob moments :P already posted one (attacking woman(lvl3) and thinking it was PVP at lumbridge) but there are 2 more i remember, one is a pretty comon one: my friend got a bronze med helm of a male (lvl3) and i said he was extremely lucky and started killing man (lvl3) to...

 

but the next one is not that comon :)

 

remember, we played tibia first, in that game u could stash bags in bags in bags into infinite (as long as u could carry the "weight") so we wanted 2 know how that worked in RS, we saw the equip screen and noticed a "bag spot" or so we thought... we killed goblins, cows, and loads of male and female npc's hoping for a "bag" untill we asked a "high-lvled" (lvl60 or so...) about what monster would be best 2 kill for a bag... he asked what we ment, so we explained. he told us there was no such thing in RS...

 

lots of wasted time...

 

 

 

heres an added picture of the bag in tibia:

 

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This is one of the oldest and probably most common but i thought i'd post it anyway. ::'

 

 

 

*Cutting yews, while wearing Firemaking Skillcape*

 

Noob: Wow, nice cape.

 

Me: Thanks.

 

Noob: How long did it take?

 

Me: A few months..

 

Noob: cool.

 

*I carry on to cut*

 

Noob: So whats your firemaking level?

 

 

 

As i said probably one of the most common but hey.

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Tbh a lot of the things in the rants forum don't seem serious to me. Quite a lot of the screencaps put in here are just of people trolling or just pretending to be a noob 'for the lulz' #-o

 

My thoughts exactly, and its no where as funny as a true noob encounter :lol:

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im gonna scour the rants forums. brb!

 

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lol'd at this one...

 

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more to come...

 

(i wouldve made images, but i don't know how :oops: )

 

IF ON WINDOWS:

 

Press the Prt scrn (print screen) button to take a photo of the screen, then open paint and paste the image that you just took onto the document. Then, go to a site such as imageshack (google it), copy and paste the URL of your paint document into the "host!" line. Now, click on the image (which should show up) copy and paste it into the TIF, and insert in between the things that appear when you click IMG by the thread's title.

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Well if forum pics are the current phase....

 

 

 

Title: The Neglected Unicorns

 

 

 

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(I zoomed out to get the pic, thats why it looks small)

 

 

 

I remember that, its really not that nooby.

 

 

 

Who cares if they don't want unicorns to look like pixelated horses with a horn shot into there head.

O.O

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Well if forum pics are the current phase....

 

 

 

Title: The Neglected Unicorns

 

 

 

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(I zoomed out to get the pic, thats why it looks small)

 

 

 

I remember that, its really not that nooby.

 

 

 

Who cares if they don't want unicorns to look like pixelated horses with a horn shot into there head.

 

viewtopic.php?f=37&t=789790&start=0

 

 

 

Hi, I'm astro_dude. Welcome.

 

 

 

I am a big fan of the magnificant creatures, Unicorns.

 

When I log onto Runescape the first thing that comes to my mind is that I have to go see the unicorns.

 

A great spot for unicorn spotting is by Barbarian Village.

 

 

 

In my whole life I have adored unicorns, I collect stuffed animals, i have bought movies about them, i have researched on the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

The Rant.

 

 

 

Please update the Unicorns, they look like white squares

 

walking around.

 

Also, I feel that the unicorns ability in this game is so little, where is the magic? I want to see sparks when they walk! I want to see them create a rainbow!

 

 

 

I know that their horns can heal poison, but why can't they fly? Why cant my unicorn familiar spread sparks and rainbows?

 

The only reason i got my summoning up was because of unicorns, alas it was very dissapointing.

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some facts about the unicorns.

 

 

 

-They can run in the forest without making any sound.

 

-They can heal any injuries,they can not bring dead beings to life.

 

-They can create rainbows by stomping their hoves.

 

-They can fly.

 

-They eat magical flowers called *Cocoa flowers*

 

-They are immune to all sorts of ilness.

 

-Unicorns do not breed very often, during its life time it may only breed once.

 

-They do still exist today, alas they are being hunted for their horns.

 

 

 

 

 

Please, help me make Runescape a better place for the unicorns, please do pick up any knifes, logs, boots, and other things that are harmful for these beatiful creatures.

 

 

 

If you do not support, please state your reason why.

 

 

 

If you do support, you are a great human being.

 

 

 

 

 

P.s I have 61 mining

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im gonna scour the rants forums. brb!

 

104-105-351-58611105

 

lol'd at this one...

 

104-105-92-58611097

 

104-105-136-58611041

 

104-105-830-58611008

 

104-105-140-58611135

 

104-105-13-58608408

 

104-105-954-58611090

 

more to come...

 

(i wouldve made images, but i don't know how :oops: )

 

IF ON WINDOWS:

 

Press the Prt scrn (print screen) button to take a photo of the screen, then open paint and paste the image that you just took onto the document. Then, go to a site such as imageshack (google it), copy and paste the URL of your paint document into the "host!" line. Now, click on the image (which should show up) copy and paste it into the TIF, and insert in between the things that appear when you click IMG by the thread's title.

 

 

 

tank u vurry much!

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Some noob once said to follow the link in my siggy 8-)

 

 

 

Anyways;

 

Me and..can't remember hwo; anothet tif; where at the GE wearing Varrock Armour 3 and somebody came up and was like "OMG! You have 3rd age!" We fooled him for bout 10 minutes :lol:

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I love the RSOF.

 

 

 

Edit: a few more nice ones taken from 30 seconds of browsing.

 

 

 

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And my favourite:

 

 

 

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Someone really should look into the evils of trees.... Jagex's solution, as usual, is to let the players hunt them down in a minigame! =D>

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Barrows: Guthan's plateboy [1]

GWD: None yet, only done a few trips

Others: I'd love to be able to let you know.

 

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if anyone wants laugh, go down to eater bunny event. ugh. its a freaking noob INFESTATION down there. people asking obvious questions because they're too lazy to read a conversation... ftw! :thumbsup:

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