bluehooloovo Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 :roll:Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges? [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 :roll:Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges? So we can reply to hilarious threads such as that one, of course. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonsbane37 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 :roll:Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges? remind me why rsof is used at all? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 :roll:Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges? remind me why rsof is used at all? :| Because then you've got a slight chance of a Jmod reading your idea/whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 :roll: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I lol'd My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODofbaseball Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Drops:2x Dragon Chain, 8x Dragon Platelegs, 3x Dragon PlateskirtsRecently Demoted to F2P, now getting 99 attack via giant spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themitten Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 One day when playing around with my holiday items I saw a guy chasing a dog. Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way we'll be "deadlocked" and be "sequestered" at the Springfield Hotel, where we'll get Free Room, Free TV, Free Food, Free HBO. OOH! Free Willy!Skinner: Homer I think this has something more to do than a disobedient whale.Homer: Okay, how are the rest of you voting.Every member of the Jury: Guilty.Homer: How many "S'" in innocent?*Jury groans*Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I love f2p. So some guy is following me around. Asks: "Are you nice"? Well right there I knew he wanted my account or at least one of them, and I was bored from training attack, so I had a little fun. I dub this noob "Eggy", who had decent grammar and spelling, actually. Eggy: Do you have any other accounts? Zaaps: Yes, 3 Eggy: Are they good? Zaaps: You could say so. Eggy: Levels? Zaaps: Nothing about 25. Eggy: Do they have a lot of money? Zaaps: I think one of them has 2m [i checked after, turns out this is a lie, oops] Eggy: Can I have? Zaaps: And why would I give a complete stranger my hard earned work? Eggy: I need it Zaaps: "Need"? Eggy: Because if I don't my brother will kick my [wagon] Zaaps: Ok, um why? Eggy: Because he needs an account Zaaps: Tell him to make his own Eggy: He can't Zaaps: Why? Eggy: Our mom won't let us have more than 1 account [...Pretty omniscient mom they got there] Zaaps: Are one of you over 18? [Does this count as asking for personal details? I know a lot of people who get reported and no blackmarks for it.] Eggy: Yeah my brother is Zaaps: Good, then according to Jagex rules he is allowed to make an account without parental consent. Eggy: But my mom won't let. Zaaps: Doesn't matter, she doesn't have to anymore Eggy: But then she'll kick his [wagon] Zaaps: If he's 18, he's also a legal adult and is not bound to his parents anymore. Also by Jagex rules he doesn't need parental consent to make one [Pretty sure that first law code is correct, right?] Eggy: But he can't make one he needs your's Zaaps: Oh, so he can't make his own account but is allowed to steal someone else's Eggy: No you give it to him Zaaps: He doesn't need to follow your mom's rules anymore though, he's 18. Eggy: He's not 18 Zaaps: Oh, so now he found a time machine and shed a few years in the last couple of minutes? My parents would buy that from you guys for a lot of money [That's probably true of anyone though] Eggy: He's 18 and a half Zaaps: Still over 18, what's the difference? Eggy: Please just give me the account, your parents give you a lot of money [i said that when?] Zaaps: Nope, just tell your bro to make one himself Eggy: But then he'll kick my [wagon] Zaaps: Yeah? Eggy: He's 18 and a half and lives in Cali but he's coming down Zaaps: So if he lives in Cali, he'll just make an account there and your parents will never know, and it won't even matter if they do Eggy: Yes it will my mom will kick his [wagon] Zaaps: Ok, I think he can fight for himself Eggy: Then he'll kick my [wagon] Zaaps: For what a week? Eggy: Yes Zaaps: Oh know, you're in mortal danger, call the UN Eggy: I can't my mom won't let me touch the phone until I'm 18 [That's on satanist mother] Zaaps: Yeah ok, well nice try getting my account, better than most. Have a nice day. [Removed from list and private -> friends at this point] ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 whats funny about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobelPrize Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 whats funny about this? He just thought it would be funny if he said it. "Noobs say the funniest things!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 is that part of a song? i hate rap, cause that's what it sounds like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODofbaseball Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 it's that guys own lyrics Drops:2x Dragon Chain, 8x Dragon Platelegs, 3x Dragon PlateskirtsRecently Demoted to F2P, now getting 99 attack via giant spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nopnoob Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 The title of this thread is correct, because a lot of people who post here (the noobs) think they're funny by posting made up stuff and conversations that aren't funny at all! Although Bruno is pro with his ags. Dutchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeKay Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Here's a classic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knitewulf Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Holy crap your a tifer 0_0 61,358th to 99 range on May 23rd, 2010.100,927th to 99 def on February 13th, 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandorf61 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Not really noobish but wow. Lol. Pyramid Plunder Guide Tip.it Forum Rules Adventurer's LogThanks to Cowboy14 for the awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Not really noobish but wow. Lol. Was pretty funny imo >.> Can't find anything to unspammify though =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerbil Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Offensive or just stupid stuff I heard on World 4 in Lumby (I'm P2P but went to a free world to look for n00bs) N00b: Lookin for some naughty talk with a hot girl press 1234 Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved. N00b2: Im on mi lil bros profile he left to smoke weed N00b3: Hoo knows where i can mine gold?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? N00b2: Help!!!Wat the [place where people are punished eternally] is tha point of this game N00b4: Press 321 if you wnt to have cyber Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved. Me: Reported offensive chatters N00b5: Ill bet youve never even kissed a girl [offensive abbreviation] N00b6: Hes a looser? N00b7: Press 1234 if u think im hot! No one asked n00by ?s about my Easter Carrot though. P.S. First post here at Tip.it so HYT Y'ALL! :D This just happened. I was on world 7 in Lumby in my Red&Blue Castle Wars armor. *Nub chub frub starts following me. I go up a ladder at the castle gate.* Me: Wat u want Me: Do u want my armor Nub chub frub: Ya Me: Its untradeable Nub Chub Frub keeps following me Nub Chub Frub: U R Hot Me: Wth Nub Chub Frub: ? Me: Im not I attempt to get rid of Nub Chub Frub by acting like another nub chub frub Me: Phr33 st0f plaz Me: Stop now Nub Chub Frub: Yessswssssss U R Me: You cant get this from me Me: You must become a mem and go to castle wars Nub Chub Frub: ? Nub Chub Frub: ? Nub Chub Frub: ? Nub Chub Frub: ? Me: Its a mem minigame Nub Chub Frub: Okkkkkk Nub Chub Frub keeps following Me: Bye now Nub Chub Frub keeps following Me: Ploz leave Me: Go away Me: Go away you annoying n4rb Nub Chub Frub: =[ Me: Ty Nub Chub Frub leaves, then reappears once, then leaves. I log out to post this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovesilvia Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Offensive or just stupid stuff I heard on World 4 in Lumby (I'm P2P but went to a free world to look for n00bs) N00b: Lookin for some naughty talk with a hot girl press 1234 Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved. ----- N00b2: Im on mi lil bros profile he left to smoke weed Missed this one until I was referencing the screenie for the previous ---- N00b3: Hoo knows where i can mine gold?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? See above for when I found it. I'm not sure I got the number of ?s right. ----- N00b2: Help!!!Wat the [place where people are punished eternally] is tha point of this game Same guy who said his bro smoked weed ----- N00b4: Press 321 if you wnt to have cyber Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved. ----- Me: Reported offensive chatters N00b5: Ill bet youve never even kissed a girl [offensive abbreviation] N00b6: Hes a looser? N00b7: Press 1234 if u think im hot! N00b7 was the main focus of this one. It was too close to the previous so I couldn't report N00b7. No one asked n00by ?s about my Easter Carrot though. P.S. First post here at Tip.it so HYT Y'ALL! :D This just happened. I was on world 7 in Lumby in my Red&Blue Castle Wars armor. *Nub chub frub starts following me. I go up a ladder at the castle gate.* Me: Wat u want Me: Do u want my armor Nub chub frub (after some time): Ya Me: Its untradeable *Nub Chub Frub keeps following me. Finally, s/he posts again.* Nub Chub Frub: U R Hot Me: Wth Nub Chub Frub: ? Me: Im not Me (In an attempt to get rid of Nub Chub Frub): Phr33 st0f plaz Me: Stop now Nub Chub Frub: Yessswssssss U R Me: You cant get this from me Me: You must become a mem and go to castle wars Nub Chub Frub: ? Nub Chub Frub: ? Nub Chub Frub: ? Nub Chub Frub: ? Me: Its a mem minigame Nub Chub Frub: Okkkkkk *Nub Chub Frub keeps following* Me: Bye now *Nub Chub Frub keeps following* Me: Ploz leave Me: Go away Me: Go away you annoying n4rb Nub Chub Frub: =[ Me: Ty *Nub Chub Frub leaves, then reappears once, then leaves. I log out to post this.* Lies. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerbil Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 This is all 100% correct n00bisms delivered fresh from RuneScape! This one is from Varrock West Bank, W1. Idiot: Gimmie your pass noobs - breaking a rule Idiot: Im a hacker - report me plzzzz *Irrelevant chatter* Idiot: Selling gp 5$ for 1M!!!!! Im breakign rules!! Another idiot: Dude come on for the 18 time i want yor acc :o :shock: :roll: :lol: :wall: I negelcted to report the first one and completely missed the second one until I referenced the screenie for this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovesilvia Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 This is all 100% correct n00bisms delivered fresh from RuneScape! This one is from Varrock West Bank, W1. Idiot: Gimmie your pass noobs - breaking a rule Idiot: Im a hacker - report me plzzzz *Irrelevant chatter* Idiot: Selling gp 5$ for 1M!!!!! Im breakign rules!! Another idiot: Dude come on for the 18 time i want yor acc :o :shock: :roll: :lol: :wall: I negelcted to report the first one and completely missed the second one until I referenced the screenie for this post. Although the majority of world 1 says things similar to this, I have never seen anyone wanting to be reported. Only time I've seen saying report me please was when I went to the lumbridge home teleport location. Don't know if its still like this but, this is what i saw: Level 3s: press 321 for gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some poor player mods that hang out in lumb f2p: Please do not ask for girlfriends or boyfriends, it is against rs rules. Level 3s: $#@& u!!!!! mute me plz!!1! Level 3s continue to spam swears in hope of a mute. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovesilvia Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just found out how to take screenshots! A tip for people who post fake conversations here: take a screenshot. Here is a guide on how to take a screenshot for those who do not know how. Guide to taking screenshots. 1. Find a nub. 2. Press print screen key (key actually says Prnt Scrn) on your keyboard. 3. Open up paint. 4. Press control+v. (Ctrl+v) 5. Edit the pic then post here. I have one from earlier today. Some lvl 98 pure wannabe. This was before I learned to take a screenie lol. Me: Owning pures The lvl 98: rofl kid. (yes he types with periods, what a wbm) Me: challenging another person, notices chatbox. Lvl 98: Spams: Own this. He says some offensive things during when I am challenging a level 90. I fight him, 2 hitted with dds Lvl 98: Friends? You are about as strong as me. (in private chat) Me in private chat: L... LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlxeMen Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 -=EB World=--Sara - 13 hilt 43 ss-Bandos - 1 BCP, 1 Hilt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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