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Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges?

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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

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Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges?

 

 

 

So we can reply to hilarious threads such as that one, of course.

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Yeah... *goes and kills self* Remind me again why want to get 12.5 million experience for forum posting privileges?

 

remind me why rsof is used at all? :|

 

Because then you've got a slight chance of a Jmod reading your idea/whatever

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One day when playing around with my holiday items I saw a guy chasing a dog.

 

 

 

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Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way we'll be "deadlocked" and be "sequestered" at the Springfield Hotel, where we'll get Free Room, Free TV, Free Food, Free HBO. OOH! Free Willy!

Skinner: Homer I think this has something more to do than a disobedient whale.

Homer: Okay, how are the rest of you voting.

Every member of the Jury: Guilty.

Homer: How many "S'" in innocent?

*Jury groans*

Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

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I love f2p.

 

 

 

So some guy is following me around. Asks: "Are you nice"? Well right there I knew he wanted my account or at least one of them, and I was bored from training attack, so I had a little fun. I dub this noob "Eggy", who had decent grammar and spelling, actually.

 

 

 

Eggy: Do you have any other accounts?

 

Zaaps: Yes, 3

 

Eggy: Are they good?

 

Zaaps: You could say so.

 

Eggy: Levels?

 

Zaaps: Nothing about 25.

 

Eggy: Do they have a lot of money?

 

Zaaps: I think one of them has 2m [i checked after, turns out this is a lie, oops]

 

Eggy: Can I have?

 

Zaaps: And why would I give a complete stranger my hard earned work?

 

Eggy: I need it

 

Zaaps: "Need"?

 

Eggy: Because if I don't my brother will kick my [wagon]

 

Zaaps: Ok, um why?

 

Eggy: Because he needs an account

 

Zaaps: Tell him to make his own

 

Eggy: He can't

 

Zaaps: Why?

 

Eggy: Our mom won't let us have more than 1 account [...Pretty omniscient mom they got there]

 

Zaaps: Are one of you over 18? [Does this count as asking for personal details? I know a lot of people who get reported and no blackmarks for it.]

 

Eggy: Yeah my brother is

 

Zaaps: Good, then according to Jagex rules he is allowed to make an account without parental consent.

 

Eggy: But my mom won't let.

 

Zaaps: Doesn't matter, she doesn't have to anymore

 

Eggy: But then she'll kick his [wagon]

 

Zaaps: If he's 18, he's also a legal adult and is not bound to his parents anymore. Also by Jagex rules he doesn't need parental consent to make one [Pretty sure that first law code is correct, right?]

 

Eggy: But he can't make one he needs your's

 

Zaaps: Oh, so he can't make his own account but is allowed to steal someone else's

 

Eggy: No you give it to him

 

Zaaps: He doesn't need to follow your mom's rules anymore though, he's 18.

 

Eggy: He's not 18

 

Zaaps: Oh, so now he found a time machine and shed a few years in the last couple of minutes? My parents would buy that from you guys for a lot of money [That's probably true of anyone though]

 

Eggy: He's 18 and a half

 

Zaaps: Still over 18, what's the difference?

 

Eggy: Please just give me the account, your parents give you a lot of money [i said that when?]

 

Zaaps: Nope, just tell your bro to make one himself

 

Eggy: But then he'll kick my [wagon]

 

Zaaps: Yeah?

 

Eggy: He's 18 and a half and lives in Cali but he's coming down

 

Zaaps: So if he lives in Cali, he'll just make an account there and your parents will never know, and it won't even matter if they do

 

Eggy: Yes it will my mom will kick his [wagon]

 

Zaaps: Ok, I think he can fight for himself

 

Eggy: Then he'll kick my [wagon]

 

Zaaps: For what a week?

 

Eggy: Yes

 

Zaaps: Oh know, you're in mortal danger, call the UN

 

Eggy: I can't my mom won't let me touch the phone until I'm 18 [That's on satanist mother]

 

Zaaps: Yeah ok, well nice try getting my account, better than most. Have a nice day. [Removed from list and private -> friends at this point]

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The title of this thread is correct, because a lot of people who post here (the noobs) think they're funny by posting made up stuff and conversations that aren't funny at all!

 

 

 

Although Bruno is pro with his ags.

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Offensive or just stupid stuff I heard on World 4 in Lumby (I'm P2P but went to a free world to look for n00bs)

 

 

 

N00b: Lookin for some naughty talk with a hot girl press 1234

 

Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved.

 

 

 

N00b2: Im on mi lil bros profile he left to smoke weed

 

 

 

N00b3: Hoo knows where i can mine gold??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

 

 

N00b2: Help!!!Wat the [place where people are punished eternally] is tha point of this game

 

 

 

N00b4: Press 321 if you wnt to have cyber

 

Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved.

 

 

 

Me: Reported offensive chatters

 

N00b5: Ill bet youve never even kissed a girl [offensive abbreviation]

 

N00b6: Hes a looser?

 

N00b7: Press 1234 if u think im hot!

 

 

 

No one asked n00by ?s about my Easter Carrot though.

 

 

 

P.S. First post here at Tip.it so HYT Y'ALL! :D

 

 

 

This just happened. I was on world 7 in Lumby in my Red&Blue Castle Wars armor.

 

 

 

*Nub chub frub starts following me. I go up a ladder at the castle gate.*

 

Me: Wat u want

 

Me: Do u want my armor

 

Nub chub frub: Ya

 

Me: Its untradeable

 

Nub Chub Frub keeps following me

 

Nub Chub Frub: U R Hot

 

Me: Wth

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Me: Im not

 

I attempt to get rid of Nub Chub Frub by acting like another nub chub frub

 

Me: Phr33 st0f plaz

 

Me: Stop now

 

Nub Chub Frub: Yessswssssss U R

 

Me: You cant get this from me

 

Me: You must become a mem and go to castle wars

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Me: Its a mem minigame

 

Nub Chub Frub: Okkkkkk

 

Nub Chub Frub keeps following

 

Me: Bye now

 

Nub Chub Frub keeps following

 

Me: Ploz leave

 

Me: Go away

 

Me: Go away you annoying n4rb

 

Nub Chub Frub: =[

 

Me: Ty

 

Nub Chub Frub leaves, then reappears once, then leaves. I log out to post this.

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Offensive or just stupid stuff I heard on World 4 in Lumby (I'm P2P but went to a free world to look for n00bs)

 

 

 

N00b: Lookin for some naughty talk with a hot girl press 1234

 

 

 

Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved.

 

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N00b2: Im on mi lil bros profile he left to smoke weed

 

 

 

Missed this one until I was referencing the screenie for the previous

 

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N00b3: Hoo knows where i can mine gold??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

 

 

See above for when I found it. I'm not sure I got the number of ?s right.

 

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N00b2: Help!!!Wat the [place where people are punished eternally] is tha point of this game

 

 

 

Same guy who said his bro smoked weed

 

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N00b4: Press 321 if you wnt to have cyber

 

 

 

Thank-you, your abuse report has been recieved.

 

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Me: Reported offensive chatters

 

N00b5: Ill bet youve never even kissed a girl [offensive abbreviation]

 

N00b6: Hes a looser?

 

N00b7: Press 1234 if u think im hot!

 

 

 

N00b7 was the main focus of this one. It was too close to the previous so I couldn't report N00b7.

 

 

 

No one asked n00by ?s about my Easter Carrot though.

 

 

 

P.S. First post here at Tip.it so HYT Y'ALL! :D

 

 

 

This just happened. I was on world 7 in Lumby in my Red&Blue Castle Wars armor.

 

 

 

*Nub chub frub starts following me. I go up a ladder at the castle gate.*

 

 

 

Me: Wat u want

 

Me: Do u want my armor

 

Nub chub frub (after some time): Ya

 

Me: Its untradeable

 

 

 

*Nub Chub Frub keeps following me. Finally, s/he posts again.*

 

 

 

Nub Chub Frub: U R Hot

 

Me: Wth

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Me: Im not

 

Me (In an attempt to get rid of Nub Chub Frub): Phr33 st0f plaz

 

Me: Stop now

 

Nub Chub Frub: Yessswssssss U R

 

Me: You cant get this from me

 

Me: You must become a mem and go to castle wars

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Nub Chub Frub: ?

 

Me: Its a mem minigame

 

Nub Chub Frub: Okkkkkk

 

 

 

*Nub Chub Frub keeps following*

 

 

 

Me: Bye now

 

 

 

*Nub Chub Frub keeps following*

 

 

 

Me: Ploz leave

 

Me: Go away

 

Me: Go away you annoying n4rb

 

Nub Chub Frub: =[

 

Me: Ty

 

 

 

*Nub Chub Frub leaves, then reappears once, then leaves. I log out to post this.*

 

 

 

Lies.

LOL.

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This is all 100% correct n00bisms delivered fresh from RuneScape! This one is from Varrock West Bank, W1.

 

 

 

Idiot: Gimmie your pass noobs - breaking a rule

 

Idiot: Im a hacker - report me plzzzz

 

*Irrelevant chatter*

 

Idiot: Selling gp 5$ for 1M!!!!! Im breakign rules!!

 

Another idiot: Dude come on for the 18 time i want yor acc

 

 

 

:o :shock: :roll: :lol: :wall:

 

 

 

I negelcted to report the first one and completely missed the second one until I referenced the screenie for this post.

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This is all 100% correct n00bisms delivered fresh from RuneScape! This one is from Varrock West Bank, W1.

 

 

 

Idiot: Gimmie your pass noobs - breaking a rule

 

Idiot: Im a hacker - report me plzzzz

 

*Irrelevant chatter*

 

Idiot: Selling gp 5$ for 1M!!!!! Im breakign rules!!

 

Another idiot: Dude come on for the 18 time i want yor acc

 

 

 

:o :shock: :roll: :lol: :wall:

 

 

 

I negelcted to report the first one and completely missed the second one until I referenced the screenie for this post.

 

 

 

Although the majority of world 1 says things similar to this, I have never seen anyone wanting to be reported. Only time I've seen saying report me please was when I went to the lumbridge home teleport location. Don't know if its still like this but, this is what i saw:

 

 

 

Level 3s: press 321 for gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Some poor player mods that hang out in lumb f2p: Please do not ask for girlfriends or boyfriends, it is against rs rules.

 

Level 3s: $#@& u!!!!! mute me plz!!1!

 

Level 3s continue to spam swears in hope of a mute.

LOL.

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Just found out how to take screenshots! A tip for people who post fake conversations here: take a screenshot.

 

Here is a guide on how to take a screenshot for those who do not know how.

 

 

 

Guide to taking screenshots.

 

1. Find a nub.

 

2. Press print screen key (key actually says Prnt Scrn) on your keyboard.

 

3. Open up paint.

 

4. Press control+v. (Ctrl+v)

 

5. Edit the pic then post here.

 

 

 

I have one from earlier today. Some lvl 98 pure wannabe. This was before I learned to take a screenie lol.

 

 

 

Me: Owning pures

 

The lvl 98: rofl kid. (yes he types with periods, what a wbm)

 

Me: challenging another person, notices chatbox.

 

Lvl 98: Spams: Own this.

 

He says some offensive things during when I am challenging a level 90.

 

I fight him, 2 hitted with dds

 

Lvl 98: Friends? You are about as strong as me. (in private chat)

 

Me in private chat: L...

LOL.

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