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Noobs say the funniest things!

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o forget it!

 

i cant get the freakin thing to zoom in.

 

giving up on pictures.

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Here's one my sis found not too long ago:

 

 

 

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Woodcutting does not raise your combat level because most people do not play as yew trees.

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This aint really funny

 

but its rather random and shows that some people have no life and to make fun of characters:S:S:S

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so I was at pest controle earlier today...

 

 

 

[some guy] Woot I just got 150 pest points

 

[me] Congratz man you'll have full void in no time

 

[noob] lol you think 150 is a lot?

 

[me] hey man why do you even care?

 

[noob] I have 700 pest points

 

[me] you can only have 250 at a time...

 

[noob] uhh...

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

I laughed so hard when this happened.

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I love the RSOF.

 

 

 

Edit: a few more nice ones taken from 30 seconds of browsing.

 

 

 

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And my favourite:

 

 

 

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Someone really should look into the evils of trees.... Jagex's solution, as usual, is to let the players hunt them down in a minigame! =D>

 

 

 

wow grammar troll much?

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That would make a Risk expansion pack of epic proportions.

 

Even though I was only smiling for an ephemeral point in time, it made my day. ::'

so I was at pest controle earlier today...

 

 

 

[some guy] Woot I just got 150 pest points

 

[me] Congratz man you'll have full void in no time

 

[noob] lol you think 150 is a lot?

 

[me] hey man why do you even care?

 

[noob] I have 700 pest points

 

[me] you can only have 250 at a time...

 

[noob] uhh...

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

I laughed so hard when this happened.

No you didn't, because this is another made-up noob story. At least try to make it sound plausible. People don't log out to hide their shamefulness.

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so I was at pest controle earlier today...

 

 

 

[some guy] Woot I just got 150 pest points

 

[me] Congratz man you'll have full void in no time

 

[noob] lol you think 150 is a lot?

 

[me] hey man why do you even care?

 

[noob] I have 700 pest points

 

[me] you can only have 250 at a time...

 

[noob] uhh...

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

I laughed so hard when this happened.

No you didn't, because this is another made-up noob story. At least try to make it sound plausible. People don't log out to hide their shamefulness.

 

 

 

/Agree

 

 

 

People here try to be funny making [cabbage] up tbh. I'd say 90% of it isn't fun or is made up.

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o forget it!

 

i cant get the freakin thing to zoom in.

 

giving up on pictures.

 

 

 

Are you trying to crop it?

 

 

 

If you are, just use the tool to draw a square around whatever you wanna crop, for example the chatbox, then copy it (Ctrl + C). Afterwards, just press Ctrl + N, don't save changes and then paste, et tada, your selected part of the picture is now cropped. If necessary, remove the white space around it by dragging the blue dot at the bottom right, although this usually isn't necessary.

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on my skiller i was using a training bow as to not attack things and somebody said:

 

 

 

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:)

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Urmm

 

on my skiller i was using a training bow as to not attack things and somebody said:

 

 

 

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:)

 

 

 

haha :|

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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All fear the Tommy Lee Jones stare!

Wow we have enough posts to create a BOOK about stuff noobs say. Got about 100 something pages here.

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Stealing Creation FTW!!!

Was looking at my ignore list yesterday, and I saw a name, and it reminded me of a funny noob story.

 

This was way back in the beginning for me, as I was in Falador mining iron and smelting it into bars then selling to a general store for money. Good times, good times...

 

Anyway, this guy comes up to me and he's like:

 

Other guy:I am your servant.

 

Me:Wut? (Remember, I'm a newb here. I started just a few days before miniclip hosted runescape, and I was that age.)

 

Other guy:You are a runescape god. I am your servant.

 

Me:Wth r u talking about?

 

Other guy:Let me just check this book. (He pulls out a book, and I see him reading it.)

 

Yup, you're a runescape god. You get three 126's in a day if you wanted to.

 

Me:Ok...(I start to walk off)

 

Other guy:(Follows me for a ways, then gets into an argument with someone else)

 

Me:(Walks back into dwarven mines, smiths stuff and sells it, then starts mining again. A giant scorpion comes and attacks me, and I get angry an pm the other guy)Come to me Servant.

 

About 5 minutes later I have a full inventory of iron and head back up to fally, and find him attacking giant scorpions across the mines, where I couldn't see him. He almost dies too lol.

 

Then I logged off because my parents were ready to leave the library.

 

The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain this guy was a member, and somewhat high leveled :lol:

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

o forget it!

 

i cant get the freakin thing to zoom in.

 

giving up on pictures.

 

 

 

Are you trying to crop it?

 

 

 

If you are, just use the tool to draw a square around whatever you wanna crop, for example the chatbox, then copy it (Ctrl + C). Afterwards, just press Ctrl + N, don't save changes and then paste, et tada, your selected part of the picture is now cropped. If necessary, remove the white space around it by dragging the blue dot at the bottom right, although this usually isn't necessary.

 

 

 

ty. ::'

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Wow we have enough posts to create a BOOK about stuff noobs say. Got about 100 something pages here.

 

 

 

lolz try 228 pages ::'

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Darwin's Radio, stairway to stardom 2009

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Need I say more. :roll:

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Over 1800 Castle Wars Tickets..

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Need I say more. :roll:

 

 

 

Which one is the n00b?

 

 

 

The one who asked a simple question or the one who couldn't give a simple answer?

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Need I say more. :roll:

 

 

 

Which one is the n00b?

 

 

 

The one who asked a simple question or the one who couldn't give a simple answer?

 

 

 

Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer :thumbup:

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