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so I was at pest controle earlier today...

 

 

 

[some guy] Woot I just got 150 pest points

 

[me] Congratz man you'll have full void in no time

 

[noob] lol you think 150 is a lot?

 

[me] hey man why do you even care?

 

[noob] I have 700 pest points

 

[me] you can only have 250 at a time...

 

[noob] uhh...

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

I laughed so hard when this happened.

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I love the RSOF.

 

 

 

Edit: a few more nice ones taken from 30 seconds of browsing.

 

 

 

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And my favourite:

 

 

 

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Someone really should look into the evils of trees.... Jagex's solution, as usual, is to let the players hunt them down in a minigame! =D>

 

 

 

wow grammar troll much?

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so I was at pest controle earlier today...

 

 

 

[some guy] Woot I just got 150 pest points

 

[me] Congratz man you'll have full void in no time

 

[noob] lol you think 150 is a lot?

 

[me] hey man why do you even care?

 

[noob] I have 700 pest points

 

[me] you can only have 250 at a time...

 

[noob] uhh...

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

I laughed so hard when this happened.

No you didn't, because this is another made-up noob story. At least try to make it sound plausible. People don't log out to hide their shamefulness.

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so I was at pest controle earlier today...

 

 

 

[some guy] Woot I just got 150 pest points

 

[me] Congratz man you'll have full void in no time

 

[noob] lol you think 150 is a lot?

 

[me] hey man why do you even care?

 

[noob] I have 700 pest points

 

[me] you can only have 250 at a time...

 

[noob] uhh...

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

I laughed so hard when this happened.

No you didn't, because this is another made-up noob story. At least try to make it sound plausible. People don't log out to hide their shamefulness.

 

 

 

/Agree

 

 

 

People here try to be funny making [cabbage] up tbh. I'd say 90% of it isn't fun or is made up.

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o forget it!

 

i cant get the freakin thing to zoom in.

 

giving up on pictures.

 

 

 

Are you trying to crop it?

 

 

 

If you are, just use the tool to draw a square around whatever you wanna crop, for example the chatbox, then copy it (Ctrl + C). Afterwards, just press Ctrl + N, don't save changes and then paste, et tada, your selected part of the picture is now cropped. If necessary, remove the white space around it by dragging the blue dot at the bottom right, although this usually isn't necessary.

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Was looking at my ignore list yesterday, and I saw a name, and it reminded me of a funny noob story.

 

This was way back in the beginning for me, as I was in Falador mining iron and smelting it into bars then selling to a general store for money. Good times, good times...

 

Anyway, this guy comes up to me and he's like:

 

Other guy:I am your servant.

 

Me:Wut? (Remember, I'm a newb here. I started just a few days before miniclip hosted runescape, and I was that age.)

 

Other guy:You are a runescape god. I am your servant.

 

Me:Wth r u talking about?

 

Other guy:Let me just check this book. (He pulls out a book, and I see him reading it.)

 

Yup, you're a runescape god. You get three 126's in a day if you wanted to.

 

Me:Ok...(I start to walk off)

 

Other guy:(Follows me for a ways, then gets into an argument with someone else)

 

Me:(Walks back into dwarven mines, smiths stuff and sells it, then starts mining again. A giant scorpion comes and attacks me, and I get angry an pm the other guy)Come to me Servant.

 

About 5 minutes later I have a full inventory of iron and head back up to fally, and find him attacking giant scorpions across the mines, where I couldn't see him. He almost dies too lol.

 

Then I logged off because my parents were ready to leave the library.

 

The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain this guy was a member, and somewhat high leveled :lol:

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o forget it!

 

i cant get the freakin thing to zoom in.

 

giving up on pictures.

 

 

 

Are you trying to crop it?

 

 

 

If you are, just use the tool to draw a square around whatever you wanna crop, for example the chatbox, then copy it (Ctrl + C). Afterwards, just press Ctrl + N, don't save changes and then paste, et tada, your selected part of the picture is now cropped. If necessary, remove the white space around it by dragging the blue dot at the bottom right, although this usually isn't necessary.

 

 

 

ty. ::'

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Need I say more. :roll:

 

 

 

Which one is the n00b?

 

 

 

The one who asked a simple question or the one who couldn't give a simple answer?

 

 

 

Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer :thumbup:

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