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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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they were: Bill Clintin, Al Gore, John Kerry, and that other really fat dude

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Lucky me, no hard questions for me to answer. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does noname713 keep on asking so complicated questions?

Cause he is smart and he can

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is pizza so dang good?

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Because its extremely portable, has something for everyone and combines a number of different tastes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is the world getting more and more complicated rather than simpler and simpler over time?

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Because it is like water and pictures of water are blue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't men have babies?

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cuz ur sig doesnt work plus, some ppl play rs not for fun anymore...its kinda sad...:(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why do humans need to sleep?

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It puts some body functions to rest so that you can devote more energy toward processes that are pretty much ignored while awake. Necessary processes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It also helps restore chemical balance in the brain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some scientists further speculate that sleep provides an evolutionary advantage. As you may or may not have noticed, it is rather hard to see when it is dark. Animals are more or less stationary when asleep, and are thus unable to go wander off the edges of cliffs in the middle of the night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which is freakier/scarier: the McDonald's clown or the Burger King king?

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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what would you see easier, a black sheet of paper in a dark room, or a white sheet of paper in a really brightly lit room painted white?

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Neither, as they both are the same colour as the background, really depends if it is above the wall/floor/ceiling as you would see the shadow, so for all purpose sake, it is flat on the floor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do we bother living, if we are going to die anyway, so everything we do to improve our health is utterly pointless.

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I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D

Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D

because people want to live longer and live their legacies. Live everyday like it were your last, CARPE DIEM!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wat does carpe diem mean? (latin)

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seize the moment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how come some people drink water, and some people don't, and the people that drink water don't die and the people that don't drink water die, but also why do some of the people who drink water die anyway? (lol really stupid question, it's not like i don't know the answer but it's supposed to be stupid so...).

I'm addicted to placebos.I'd give them up,but it wouldn't make any difference.

because no1 lives forever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what if ur ex suddenly tlks to u after 11 months of silence?

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You no longer have an ex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What happens if you cut yourself on a safety scissors?

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You die but your safe doing it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do girls have cooties?

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Same reason boys do. Because lice enjoy human blood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man has a completely wooden ship. One day, he notices a plank is rotting, so he replaces it. He continues to do this with every piece of rotting wood he finds, until he has eventually replaced all the wood in his ship. Is it still the same ship?

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Same reason boys do. Because lice enjoy human blood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man has a completely wooden ship. One day, he notices a plank is rotting, so he replaces it. He continues to do this with every piece of rotting wood he finds, until he has eventually replaced all the wood in his ship. Is it still the same ship?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It may look like the same ship, but the planks are not the same, so technically it's not the same ship.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the TV's remote is broken, why do we push the buttons harder?

just in case we get lucky and manage to squeeze that last bit of power...plus, changing the batteries would have to make us get out of our chair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how did the creator of the guitar come up with 6 strings?

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just in case we get lucky and manage to squeeze that last bit of power...plus, changing the batteries would have to make us get out of our chair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how did the creator of the guitar come up with 6 strings?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He didn't. There are 3 types of guitars. 4; 6; and 12 stringed (some guitars ha 5 or 7)...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now for a tricky question:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does life (and everything else) exist?

because if there was nothing there would be nothing therefore it would not exist so no one would be able to say wethe ror not it exits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

almost forgot question

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

y do pkers pk?

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Because they wants to get rewards and some blood. They don't care if they don't get good rewards, they never give up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people in Japan speak Japanesse?

people in japan speak japanesse because japanesse is the main language in japan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can i cut off my head and live?

World of Warcraft... 14 votes...

 

the other 50 million are busy playing

people in japan speak japanesse because japanesse is the main language in japan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can i cut off my head and live?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, because most people have their brains in their heads, and if you cut off your head, your brain won't get blood and your body dosen't have an organ to control the body (and other reasons :P), thus you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why are (most of) the girls so hissy? (or how do you say it...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try to answer this :twisted:!

Usually because they feel neglected and unloved.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why won't i find an appropriate question after five minutes of pondering?

Usually because they feel neglected and unloved.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why won't i find an appropriate question after five minutes of pondering?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People are too busy to always monitor this topic...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the pi-s first 1000 number? :mrgreen:

 

 

 

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