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The former Cookie Monster, now the Carrot Monster I believe.

 

 

 

(Just to let you know, there are only 46 states in the U.S. Virginia, Kentucky, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania are all officially "commonwealths." This grants them no special constitutional powers.)

 

 

 

 

 

Why am I asking a question?

I'm an INTJ.

 

 

 

Wait...Cynic...

 

Are you a girl?

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Because you have chosen to ask a question.

 

 

 

Why is no one on forum games? :cry:

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Because most people either don't want to take the time to come here for fun or are busy posting on the boards where actual topics are discussed.

 

 

 

Why do I clip my toe-/fingernails?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Runescape is unavailable on the Nintendo DS because the DS is incable of handling Runescae's game engine. Also, it's limited online is unable to support the 2000 players that populate each server. On top of that, Jagex has signed no agreement with Nintendo.

 

 

 

Cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands on the side with the butter. So if I tape buttered toast to a cat's back, with the buttered side facing upward, and the cat is dropped off of the Empire State Buildng, what country will it land in?

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As the Empire State Building is in New York City, New York of the United States of America, the cat will land in the United States of America.

 

 

 

 

 

Why iz it fun to tok leik dis (every nao and den)?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Because you're trying to confuse people like me, who had English as a second or third language.

 

 

 

 

 

Why is "Lol" orginally a Dutch word and copied by americans and non-Dutch on the internet to be made "laugh out loud"?

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Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Although the same spelling, it is not derived from that word. Rather, it is an acronym for "laughing out loud" in English.

 

 

 

Charlie Manson will ask the next question for me.

 

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Babies come from parents.

 

 

 

Why is Bush an idiot?

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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You are here because you are bored or you are searching for a meaning to your life.(More likely choice 1)

 

 

 

why is this floor red?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Because no-one bothered making it blue.

 

 

 

Why are people complete and utter [wagon] sometimes? (me and my mate have been fighting to obtain computers at this hotel from anti social spanish [wagon], apparently they don't notice the timer.. free internet can be an [wagon] sometimes) :?

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Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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You can try using some babelfish/google translator to wtfpwn them right in their face

 

 

 

but hurr for the answer? we all got one, and we are wat we have

 

 

 

Why do i liek teh girl with teh big boobs advertisement on TIF?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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You "can" have it but you didn't ask if you may have it. In light of this i will not give it to you, you will have to get it yourself.

 

 

 

how come when im sleeping i dont see the inside of my eyelids?

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