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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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Why is water wet?

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the same reason y dirt is dry

 

 

 

:twisted: if there is a 90% probability of being unsure about a question that was asked 17 days ago while eating peanut butter. Wat was the question?

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:twisted: if there is a 90% probability of being unsure about a question that was asked 17 days ago while eating peanut butter. Wat was the question?

 

 

 

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the same reason y dirt is dry

 

 

 

:twisted: if there is a 90% probability of being unsure about a question that was asked 17 days ago while eating peanut butter. Wat was the question?

A question having a 10% probability of being sure about.

 

 

 

If they say the sun will someday die, does that mean the sun is a living being?

It means the sun will eqplode and go BOOM

 

 

 

Who?

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Precisely.

 

 

 

What is a good stupid question?

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The fact that you posted that shows that you exist on the internet. In order to prove that you exist as a human being, one must see you in person and make sure you are made of organic material.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Does 2 + 2 = 5? My shirt says it does, but I must knwo for sure.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Does 2 + 2 = 5? My shirt says it does, but I must knwo for sure.

 

2 + 2 = fish

 

 

 

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lolwut?

I like stir fry

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roflyes.

 

 

 

ORLY?

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No.

 

No?

I like stir fry

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No rly.

 

 

 

 

 

Why isn't anyone asking any real questions? Or am I just not understanding anything right now? :-k

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Simply put, everyone is trying to come up with a clever and witty answer; I'm not excluded.

 

However, since everyone is lacking in wit (me too), there are no good questions to answer, and thus no witty answers fueling the never ending circle of bad questions and witless answers.

 

 

 

 

 

what time is it, Mr. Fox?

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Time to give up a life of eating sheep, and find something better to do.

 

 

 

why is cats are so hairs?

Assuming your question was really "why do cats have so much hair," it is because their DNA includes a specific set 'instructions' that the cells within cats' bodies to produce hair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why did I just clip my toenails?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Actually, you cant be sure you just clipped your toenails. It may just be your mind playing tricks on you. In that case, you might not be real!

 

But to answer your question: because if you didnt, your shoes wouldnt fit

 

 

 

 

 

How can you be sure that you arent saying "you cant be sure"?

BOO

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You can't be.

 

 

 

where?

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I am sorry, but you are going to have to supply a subject to go with that question if you want it to be answered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why are cd's so shiny?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

because the surface is quite smooth so light easily reflects off of it

 

 

 

What is this "Run Escape" everyone is talking about?

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It is a massive multiplayer online role-playing game created by a company known as the Java Gaming Experts (or, more commonly, JaGEx). It is also not meant to be pronounced "Run Escape," but, rather, "Rune Scape." The only reason you hear it as "Run Escape" is because, when a person sees it without the correct spacing and/or capitalisation, their brain automatically looks for common words within it and, since "rune" and "scape" are not neraly as common as "run" and "escape," they interpret it as "Run Escape."

 

 

 

 

 

Why are legos so amazing?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Lego, which counts as a plural, is an enjoyable pass time for so many people as it has virtually unlimited designs possible. This stimulates certain neurons associated with development in the brain which can be seen most prominently in children under 7, and teenagers commonly between 12-16 during the brains 're-wiring' period.

 

Many people also enjoy playing with lego because it allows them to build cities for lego people, possibly giving them a sense of power and control, although this is most clearly presented in people with a hunger for power.

 

 

 

 

 

When day breaks, who fixes it?

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Chuck Norris

 

 

 

Why do we watch tv and play games at the same time?

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I came, I saw, I ran away.

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People like cookies because, often times, the ingredients in a cookie, which usually include sugar, flour, water, and most of the time, chocolate, cause their taste buds to react in a positive way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many states are there in the United States? (I can guarantee most people will get this wrong.)

I'm an INTJ.

 

 

 

Wait...Cynic...

 

Are you a girl?

51 (counting D.C. as a state (although everyone knows Iraq is the 52nd state of America))

 

 

 

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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