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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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Because girls are complicated (dont go there.)

 

 

 

 

 

Why cant i think of a stupid question?

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Because your frontal lobe in your brain is blocked therefore you not getting any ideas.

 

 

 

why does my dog not talk

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Because it only has the ability to bark. Althought it is considered talking if you were seeing it from an animal, more specifically a dog's point of view. You can teach it to kinda talk though.

 

 

 

Why dosent my crush like me? <3:

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because you like wrestling

 

 

 

Why does he like wrestling?

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

OK this is like a double post but im doing my own awnser thingy

 

 

 

The same reason you like football/baseball

 

 

 

Have you been a father today? (question from tipit's add)

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.
OK this is like a double post but im doing my own awnser thingy

 

 

 

The same reason you like football/baseball

 

 

 

Have you been a father today? (question from tipit's add)

 

 

 

If by father, you mean having my semen leave my testicular area, travel through the vas deferens tube, into my seminal fluid pouches, traveling through my urethra, shooting past the cervix of my mate, into her uterus and up into her fallopian tubes to ferment the egg that left the ovaries a couple weeks prior? No.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do feet smell?

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I <3 Gears of War 2.

 

Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D

Because your feet have been active all day and the sweat stays on your socks and your feet smell like sweat socks. (also your feet are a soft object (keeps odors))

 

 

 

Is mithrel real?

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

The answer to that has been lost in the journals of time.

 

 

 

If I killed the Queen of England, would she drop a Dragon Chain?

Only fear God,

Know the weapons of the weak,

The weakness of the hard.

Well, I doubt that the queen of England would happen to carry a series of links formed from a hard, red metal on her person, let alone that it exists, but if you actually did succed in that attempt, then I belive a chainbody would not be anywhere near sufficient defence to protect you from mobs of englanders and the queens bodyguards.

 

 

 

How can my feet smell without a nose? :o

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Ok... Im not that good. But I have an anchor!!!

How can my feet smell without a nose? :o

 

Simply put, they emit a very awful odor... This is then picked up by your nose, or the nose of someone else, and you find out about it. (Hopefully, you don't get punched out. :P ...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do I have this feeling that this thread was built on very twisted principles? :-s

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

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(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

because it was.

 

 

 

Why is the y and the u next to eachother on the keyboard?

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

Because of the Qwerty system.

 

 

 

Why do pickles come from? the pickle treE?

When you water a cucumber tree with brine, it becomes a pickle tree!

 

 

 

Where do babies come from? [innocent, child-like expression]

ummmm :? girls bellys

 

 

 

how do you work out 1+1

Put 1 object representing 1 of the 1s on a table, then put 1 object on the table representing the remaining 1, then count them. The total amount of objects on the table, assuming that there are only 2 objects on the 1 table, is the solution to the sum of 1 and 1.

 

 

 

If a word was spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would we know?!

the creator of the word would tell the company

 

 

 

y am i posting?

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Because you must obey the inexorable exhortations of your soul

 

 

 

What the heck is a cummerbund?!

its u :shame:

 

 

 

if the sandwhich lady and god fought who would win?

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God would team up with Buddha, Allah, and Shiva and totally kick the Sandwich Lady's butt! She may have gotten that baguette from Satan, but it will be no match against all them deities!

 

 

 

Speaking of the Sandwich Lady, how does she make a living if she gives her sandwiches away for free?

She is a hitman(woman) for the Myserious Old Man...

 

 

 

Why haven' I been on this part of the forums for so long?

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bcuz uve had stuff to do intsead of waste ur life on these forums like me

 

 

 

 

 

y is :evil: this smilly mad?

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He's mad because you poked him with a mouse cursor.

 

 

 

Why does this smiley seem to like being poked with a mouse cursor? :mrgreen:

he does't he wears a mask

 

 

 

why am i so hyper

Because of all the sugar you eat.

 

 

 

Why do you eat so much sugar?

it is nice

 

 

 

who invented earth

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