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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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You have a big elbow, because your parents' elbow genes are terrible.

 

 

 

WHY DO SHOCKERS MAKE YOUR TONGUE BLEEEEEEED AUGH.

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You have a big elbow, because your parents' elbow genes are terrible.

 

 

 

WHY DO SHOCKERS MAKE YOUR TONGUE BLEEEEEEED AUGH.

 

 

 

Shockers make your tongue bleed because when you are scared, there is the possibility of biting your tongue.

 

 

 

Why do people like mudkips?

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Because dey r teh kewless thing. Oh, smart answer.

 

 

 

 

 

Because when mudkip's smile a part in the human brain remembers the cavekips smiling and enjoy it.

why did u liek nt ask a quesirton dood?

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

Leet is for people who haven't got a nice pet.

 

 

 

Why am I so sexy?

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Well, based on your skeltal structure and muscular build the overall appearance of your body is considered attractive in the society we live in.

 

 

 

Why does my computer get hot?

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

because some of the electrical energy that your computer uses is transferred into heat energy as waste

 

 

 

why do dogs bark?

Dogs bark to communicate. Barking shows their territory limits.

 

 

 

Why do cats meow?

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

Their simplistic vocal chords are effectively unable to generate any other type of noise.

 

 

 

Why is Obama black?

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:

Because he's not white -.-

 

 

 

What came first: The chicken or the egg? :o

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The preggo chicken because an egg cant hatch without it being warm or it will freeze and die.

 

 

 

 

 

why?

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Because the gods of the internet decided that it has to be.

 

 

 

Why must my toes be cold?

It is also possible that those who have had difficulty losing weight are more likely to experience the cold that you describe, both due to a sluggish thyroid, but this is true only in theory.

 

I copy and pasted that from somewhere.

 

 

 

Why do people get bellyfluff? D:

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Hairs on the belly collect the fluff that is coming from the waist underwear, and direct them towards the navel, forming a ball of lint. BBF was most commonly found in overweight men, and hairier bellies produced more fluff.

 

 

 

what came first Adam and Eve or dinosaurs?

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Hairs on the belly collect the fluff that is coming from the waist underwear, and direct them towards the navel, forming a ball of lint. BBF was most commonly found in overweight men, and hairier bellies produced more fluff.

 

 

 

what came first Adam and Eve or dinosaurs?

 

The question is invalid because Adam and Eve is an allegory for the creation of humankind and the reason for sin, and therefore does not take place over a real timeline, as opposed to dinosaurs, which existed many millions of years ago.

 

 

 

Why do we have toenails?

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To protect the flesh under our toes.

 

 

 

 

 

stupid question...

 

 

 

Who wins more, TIF(Tip.it) or RSC(Zybez)?

tip.it, on a scale of 1:chuck norris (assuming the standard chuck norris constant of (1 X 10^infinity)-42

 

 

 

 

 

What is the real answer of 6 x 9?(Hint: not 54)

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

Well of course it is 54x.

 

 

 

Why am I human?

It's either because you never read Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy's second book The Resturant at the End of the Universe, or your parents fault.

 

 

 

what is 1 + 0.428 * 5 in food units?

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

r2=x

 

 

 

 

 

why do brothes and sisters often hate eachother?

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sibling rivalry is natural.

 

 

 

why cant cats fly?

because it allows for the accurate use of repetive mathmatical algorithms in order to enhanse our everyday lives. and to play games.

 

 

 

 

 

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It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

Because you typed it that way, I guess.

 

 

 

Wheree's Saradomin!?!1?!!?

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[spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION]

 

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