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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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how would we know?

 

 

 

are we dreaming life all the time or are we actually awake? :-k

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according to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy the meaning of life is the answer, 42, combined with the question, unknown, and earth is a giant computer calculating the question. Although if they were both known the universe would implode on itself and be replaced by something yet more complicated and mind-boggling. phew i'm glad that's done with!

 

 

 

What is the perfect torture device and where and when was it made?

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Sea Monkey Salute!!

Words.The dawn of man.

 

 

 

Why are boogers green....Most of the time?

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UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

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The subatomical particles of the mucous are blue and yellow.

 

 

 

Why am I not wearing socks?

That's simple, you want to feel your feet.

 

 

 

When will a new Family Guy episode come out? Use Wikipedia, or some TV site, if necessery, NOT a parody, or bull....... um, nonsense page, only a serious one, after all it's "SMART answers".

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Let Delia Smith cook it, seriously.

 

 

 

What is the difference between coke and pepsi?

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

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83, give or take a couple hundred, since you've probably been posting on the games forum a lot, and posting on the games forum doesnt count on your post count, if im not mistaken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the person under me will answer who :ohnoes: is afraid of

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He's afraid of the probability of a freak storm setting off on the coast of California, sending a 515 ft. wave crashing onto the shore, causing power failure around the west coast, which circulates all of its power to the East Coast, which blows transformers from all the power, killing thousands, and losing power throughout the U.S, which starts to take power from other countries, which then get angry, and send over half the WMD's to blow us up, but without power, the missiles explode killing billions in overseas continents, in which, the U.S, sends over care packages, which get shot down and destroyed, which makes the U.S mad, which starts us overthrowing the President and the Government, in which we start living in a Democracy, which gets out of hand, and we end up killing us all. That is why the smiley is scared because it is a prophet from the planet Gurlentron and foreseers everything that is going to happen on the planet "Earth".

 

 

 

Why do Clowns wear make up?

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I <3 Gears of War 2.

 

Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D

they look :ohnoes: without make-up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why am I heaving trouble breathing?

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the guys mouth is open (the guy b4 me asked a question)

 

 

 

what are the chances of me being sucked thru a worm hole which is then sucked thru another worm hole??

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery unlikely, unless your in space

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who is <3: inlove with?

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Who knows? Mayhaps he's frustrated...

 

 

 

Why do dogs bark?

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Something i dont want to figure out, cause it hurts my brain.

 

 

 

What is 3-1?

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y do the smileys ty to kill me in my sleep?

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Well, you might feel that way. But when you get to sleep your mind goes to another world. Maybe those smilies are in this deep dimension.

 

 

 

Why is the demon in my dreams so damn nice to me most of the times? (yeah it's a demon that uses control panel to control my dreams) I thought demons were all evil.

You think he's nice because he has already brainwashed you.

 

Beyond repair.

 

 

 

 

 

Why are girls so weird?

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