n1h0k3r Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 because those people are the weak people who can't stand up to the hardships of real life. when they are on the computer, they are in their own world and can ignore the real one. why oh why do i like mittens so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echocut Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Because you read "The Lost Mitten" half a billion times. Why is this post less intelligent than the last? 67/99/120 Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Because you wrote it. Why is my name wizjany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rook_2222 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Because you were inspired by the name when you heard it on Discovery Channel and looked it up on Wikipedia and found out that it means "coolest name on the world" Why is it that cows go moo and not afkhrn4eklbhncb m,d? F2P for life :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 because their vocal chords can't manage that... wai is I speling dis sentance wierdlee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 'cause you fail. Does he fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 No, you do! Why do some people ask a question that's almost exactly the same as their answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 because they're noobs... why are people noobs? (note the irony, it is intentional...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitstinks Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Because their hide behind their computers and they dont care if they make you mad... Which came first, the roasted chicken or fried eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 It depends on the situation. Why is there a such thing as BBCodes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malo2 Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 Sorry for the interruption, but I just can't believe this thread is still up after over two years! Wow, you guys must be having a lot of fun. Lastfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylez Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 It depends on the situation. Why is there a such thing as BBCodes? Because AA codes relate to roads, and roadside breakdown/recovery :D Why is it, that many people cannot pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Because peoples' attention spans aren't that long. Why can't people spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenDarknessAngel Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Because not everyone knows such terms as Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, let alone being able to spell it. Why is fear of the pope called papaphobia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malo2 Posted October 19, 2008 Author Share Posted October 19, 2008 Because not everyone knows such terms as Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, let alone being able to spell it. Why is fear of the pope called papaphobia? Because papa is what tho pope is called in multiple languages, and phobia is fear. Also, the pope is an [wagon]. Why do people like this game so much? :P Lastfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPandy Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Because not everyone knows such terms as Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, let alone being able to spell it. Why is fear of the pope called papaphobia? Because papa is what tho pope is called in multiple languages, and phobia is fear. Also, the pope is an [wagon]. Why do people like this game so much? :P Because it appeals to the part of the human psyche which loves to own others with knowledge. Why do dung beetles eat poo? So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth, These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf, Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in, Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything, Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel, Tear up the book and write your own damn rules, Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got, And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut, And realise that the other world that you're always looking for, Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door, And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas, After all, you were put on the earth to do this, So shine your light so bright that all can see, Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Dung beatles eat poo because they exist only for the process of decomposition. they're unable to eat anything else. evolved so far... and... there's a lot of poo out there ya know. :? Do angels have wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenDarknessAngel Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Dung beatles eat poo because they exist only for the process of decomposition. they're unable to eat anything else. evolved so far... and... there's a lot of poo out there ya know. :? Do angels have wings? Answer: The most common image of an angel is essentially a human being with wings. This is not Biblical. The Bible often presents angels as appearing as human beings. However, this does not indicate that angels in their essence resemble human beings. Further, the Bible vary rarely describes angels as having wings. However, there are definitely two types of angels mentioned in the Bible that have wings: Cherubim (Exodus 25:20; Ezekiel 10) and Seraphim (Isaiah 6). Cherubim and Seraphim are two types of angels, possibly the two highest orders of angels. So, this much is clear, some angels do have wings. Why do cats feel the need to kick you outa bed when your trying to sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_arty Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Because they want you to stroke/pet/feed etc. them. Either that or they have a grudge. Why :?: [hide=My Dragcave stuff][/hide]Or maybe I don't have a rod lodged firmly in my anus.;)They're very scared of mickey mouse though. He's so stealthy, disneyland never saw him coming.If you were inquisitive enough to see what this actually said, put it in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammartin Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Because you want to know something why is there a dragon egg in my sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Well when you square root "Morons who jump on bandwagons like putting Pokemon eggs in their sig" and multiply it by 100 then sqaure it and divide by 70 you get "Idiots who use tif's bandwidth with them." Is your mamma fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Big bones man, big bones. Will you take off your pants? Like right now? (this works awesome if a teacher ever tells you there is no such thing as a stupid question :thumbup: ) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yerer0 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 No Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 To explore the vast landscapes only waiting for him just the few metres across the paved surface. Why do I feel the need to go have a smoke? I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Because of all influences in your life encouraging you to smoke; and if you already have its just the nicotine o.o FRszayhLOxcikkdxed Why cant i type my name with my elbow? I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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