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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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because those people are the weak people who can't stand up to the hardships of real life. when they are on the computer, they are in their own world and can ignore the real one.

 

 

 

why oh why do i like mittens so much?

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Because you read "The Lost Mitten" half a billion times.

 

 

 

Why is this post less intelligent than the last?

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Because you wrote it.

 

 

 

Why is my name wizjany?

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Because you were inspired by the name when you heard it on Discovery Channel and looked it up on Wikipedia and found out that it means "coolest name on the world"

 

 

 

Why is it that cows go moo and not afkhrn4eklbhncb m,d?

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F2P for life :D

because their vocal chords can't manage that...

 

 

 

 

 

wai is I speling dis sentance wierdlee!

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'cause you fail.

 

 

 

Does he fail?

No, you do!

 

 

 

Why do some people ask a question that's almost exactly the same as their answer?

because they're noobs...

 

 

 

why are people noobs?

 

 

 

(note the irony, it is intentional...)

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Because their hide behind their computers and they dont care if they make you mad...

 

 

 

Which came first, the roasted chicken or fried eggs?

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It depends on the situation.

 

 

 

Why is there a such thing as BBCodes?

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Sorry for the interruption, but I just can't believe this thread is still up after over two years! Wow, you guys must be having a lot of fun.

It depends on the situation.

 

 

 

Why is there a such thing as BBCodes?

 

 

 

Because AA codes relate to roads, and roadside breakdown/recovery :D

 

 

 

Why is it, that many people cannot pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism?

Because not everyone knows such terms as Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, let alone being able to spell it.

 

 

 

Why is fear of the pope called papaphobia?

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Because not everyone knows such terms as Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, let alone being able to spell it.

 

 

 

Why is fear of the pope called papaphobia?

 

Because papa is what tho pope is called in multiple languages, and phobia is fear. Also, the pope is an [wagon].

 

 

 

Why do people like this game so much? :P

Because not everyone knows such terms as Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, let alone being able to spell it.

 

 

 

Why is fear of the pope called papaphobia?

 

Because papa is what tho pope is called in multiple languages, and phobia is fear. Also, the pope is an [wagon].

 

 

 

Why do people like this game so much? :P

 

Because it appeals to the part of the human psyche which loves to own others with knowledge.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do dung beetles eat poo?

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

Dung beatles eat poo because they exist only for the process of decomposition. they're unable to eat anything else. evolved so far... and... there's a lot of poo out there ya know. :?

 

 

 

Do angels have wings?

Dung beatles eat poo because they exist only for the process of decomposition. they're unable to eat anything else. evolved so far... and... there's a lot of poo out there ya know. :?

 

 

 

Do angels have wings?

 

 

 

Answer: The most common image of an angel is essentially a human being with wings. This is not Biblical. The Bible often presents angels as appearing as human beings. However, this does not indicate that angels in their essence resemble human beings. Further, the Bible vary rarely describes angels as having wings. However, there are definitely two types of angels mentioned in the Bible that have wings: Cherubim (Exodus 25:20; Ezekiel 10) and Seraphim (Isaiah 6). Cherubim and Seraphim are two types of angels, possibly the two highest orders of angels. So, this much is clear, some angels do have wings.

 

 

 

 

Why do cats feel the need to kick you outa bed when your trying to sleep?

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Because you want to know something

 

 

 

why is there a dragon egg in my sig?

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Well when you square root "Morons who jump on bandwagons like putting Pokemon eggs in their sig" and multiply it by 100 then sqaure it and divide by 70 you get "Idiots who use tif's bandwidth with them."

 

 

 

Is your mamma fat?

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Big bones man, big bones.

 

 

 

Will you take off your pants? Like right now? (this works awesome if a teacher ever tells you there is no such thing as a stupid question :thumbup: )

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

No

 

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To explore the vast landscapes only waiting for him just the few metres across the paved surface.

 

 

 

Why do I feel the need to go have a smoke?

I like stir fry

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Because of all influences in your life encouraging you to smoke; and if you already have its just the nicotine o.o

 

 

 

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Why cant i type my name with my elbow?

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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