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I can't say for sure whether or not he/she will stop, but I bet he/she will soon as, if they continue, they might get in trouble for flaming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does my cat weigh 18 pounds?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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The part of your brain which stores memories was temporarily "startled" if you will, by a sudden rush of blood, usually from a blow to the torso or head, another memory [bleep]e or a recent cardioarrest/ heart attack. Or possibly you have a bad memory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does a ball jump?

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This is an opinion... I, for one, believe that life is not futile (I am a Christian, just look at my sig).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't chickens fly?

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Because, evolutionarily speaking, the ability to fly has not sufficiently determined the success of chickens, and therefore was not naturally selected for further propagation in the rare event that it did happen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why didn't I ask a good question?

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It is likely to be that you couldn't think of a "good" question, although no one but yourself will know the correct answer unless you tell them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does chocolate peanutbutter ice cream taste so good?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Because a lot of people like chocolate and peanutbutter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How, I mean how, can there be different actors in the kanto series and the advanced series of pok̮̩̉̉mon yet, the voice changed so little it isn't even noticable?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are a pok̮̩̉̉mon hater, you will have to leave.

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because they sound informitive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why does runescape lag?

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The taste buds on your tougne tell you they taste good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because u have a dell computer
(to bad i don't have a dell)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does my 1 def pure own on mages yet not on rangers?

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Because you have 50 magic, which increases your risistance to magical attacks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it more than likely that the one person in a crowd who likes 1337 5p34k is a, as they would say, n00bz0rz?

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