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Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!!

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Because "why" questions are the easiest questions to form.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How could you beat me to the post?! I had to edit my post 'cos of you!!!

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I did nothing to you, you're asking the wrong guy...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why is TheBlazikanNoob a kitty??

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

I'm not, stop this. You are a bully.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is not funny, I'm serious, will you stop right now? I'm serious.

I can't say for sure whether or not he/she will stop, but I bet he/she will soon as, if they continue, they might get in trouble for flaming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does my cat weigh 18 pounds?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Because it weighs the square root of 324 pounds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How did I forget what I was supposed to do?

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

The part of your brain which stores memories was temporarily "startled" if you will, by a sudden rush of blood, usually from a blow to the torso or head, another memory [bleep]e or a recent cardioarrest/ heart attack. Or possibly you have a bad memory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does a ball jump?

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Balls don't jump. They are chemically inert and therefore cannot move unless an outside force acts upon them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is life actually futile?

This is an opinion... I, for one, believe that life is not futile (I am a Christian, just look at my sig).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't chickens fly?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Because, evolutionarily speaking, the ability to fly has not sufficiently determined the success of chickens, and therefore was not naturally selected for further propagation in the rare event that it did happen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why didn't I ask a good question?

It is likely to be that you couldn't think of a "good" question, although no one but yourself will know the correct answer unless you tell them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does chocolate peanutbutter ice cream taste so good?

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0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Because a lot of people like chocolate and peanutbutter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How, I mean how, can there be different actors in the kanto series and the advanced series of pok̮̩̉̉mon yet, the voice changed so little it isn't even noticable?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are a pok̮̩̉̉mon hater, you will have to leave.

Dude, you're in wrong thread, this is SMART answers. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway it does because it's full of water which is blue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people keep missreading the title of this thread? This is annoying me a lot. <.<

Answer: Not really<<<<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question: Why is cereal tasty?<<<<<<<

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Actually, the water isn't blue. Its just reflecting the sky, which IS blue. HA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dunno. Why are answers that sound smart but are actually wrong better than answers that are right, but sound stupid? :thumbsup:

because they sound informitive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why does runescape lag?

Account created on Weds, December 21st, 2005

99 cooking on December 12th, 2010. 99 Agility on September 30th, 2011. 99 Fletching on August 17th, 2012. 99 Prayer on March 22nd, 2016. 99 Farming on April 4th, 2016.

Because u have a dell computer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does sam ryhm with spam?

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Because they have the same ending phonetic represented alphabetically by "am".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does colonel sound the same as kernel?

Because they dont

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does lucky charms taste so good? <3:

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The taste buds on your tougne tell you they taste good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because u have a dell computer
(to bad i don't have a dell)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does my 1 def pure own on mages yet not on rangers?

Account created on Weds, December 21st, 2005

99 cooking on December 12th, 2010. 99 Agility on September 30th, 2011. 99 Fletching on August 17th, 2012. 99 Prayer on March 22nd, 2016. 99 Farming on April 4th, 2016.

Because you have 50 magic, which increases your risistance to magical attacks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it more than likely that the one person in a crowd who likes 1337 5p34k is a, as they would say, n00bz0rz?

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The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat.

"How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!""

Leet speak doesn't make any sense at all, all words can be written in many ways, and wouldn't make sense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who's the fattest man in the world?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No stupid answers, unless you wanna act like a moron.

guthan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does guthah have a beer belly?

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

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