logic-is-overrated Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 arguing on the internet is like running the special olimpycs... even if u win youre still mentally challenged :lol:Yeah, that one is just hilarious, especially when it's repeated a gazillion times... until you realise the special olympics are for physically handicapped people only :roll: Special Olympics is open to every person with intellectual disabilities, regardless of the level or degree of that person's disability, and whether or not that person also has other mental or physical disabilities. Each athlete must register to participate in Special Olympics as required by the General Rules. The minimum age requirement is eight years of age. There is no maximum age limitation for participation. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biabf Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Special Olympics is open to every person with intellectual disabilities, regardless of the level or degree of that person's disability, and whether or not that person also has other mental or physical disabilities. Each athlete must register to participate in Special Olympics as required by the General Rules. The minimum age requirement is eight years of age. There is no maximum age limitation for participation. Doesn't that mean people with dyslexia can go in when it doesn't effect their sporting ability in any way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logic-is-overrated Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Special Olympics is open to every person with intellectual disabilities, regardless of the level or degree of that person's disability, and whether or not that person also has other mental or physical disabilities. Each athlete must register to participate in Special Olympics as required by the General Rules. The minimum age requirement is eight years of age. There is no maximum age limitation for participation. Doesn't that mean people with dyslexia can go in when it doesn't effect their sporting ability in any way?That was straight from the special olympics website-you'll have to ask them. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I think people are mixing up the Paralympics with the Special Olympics. Man, I still can't believe the name. 'Special Olympics?' Could they be anymore patronising? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_the_Viscous Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Well, maybe if they called it the Extra Special Olympics. deviantart account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Well, maybe if they called it the Extra Special Olympics. Hehe, despite the bad taste, very funny :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apinagez Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Quit the politically correct and have fun, people. ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whee_wee_wee Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Wow Bubsa, after hearing you sing, I think my day is ten times brighter. But I feel sorry for the child. New account, Golem54. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mmortalone Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 sig :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Now that ^ is pretty dirty! But it sure is funny! :lol: and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmmsk Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 You're not drunk if you can lie on the ground without holding on. Bunch of people don't get it, but I sure do :lol: . 18/22 skills at or better than 60.1300+ skill total.Barrows:Torag's Helm x2, Guthan's Helm, Guthan's Warspear, Dharok's Greataxe, died to dharok, Guthan's Platebody, Ahrim's Hood. All in a total of 104 runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Do you make choux pastry with your feet? Note: Choux is pronounced as shoe. I wasn't paying attention in my Food Tech and all I heard was the word choux and pastry. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oy_the_Great Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I love Bill Hicks's quotes. They're not only just funny, they always contain a truth, something that none of us actually think of, because we always assume what we are expected to assume. See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cdÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s and burn emÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢. 'Cause you know what? The musicians whoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve made all that great music thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s enhanced your lives throughout the years... Rrrrrrrrrrrrreal [bleep]in high on drugs." Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco_wagon Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 al right i dont remember who wrote this originally but it is cheese is the key to constipation and constipation is the key to life weeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Edited by author because the quote he picked does not fit this thread... and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebbeberg Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 "The primere(sp?) minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France!" - Evan Baxter; Bruce Almighty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whee_wee_wee Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Now that ^ is pretty dirty! But it sure is funny! :lol: Is that directed at meh or the guy above :shock: New account, Golem54. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Now that ^ is pretty dirty! But it sure is funny! :lol: Is that directed at meh or the guy above :shock: The guy just above me. I saw his siggy and just cracked up laughing!!! :lol: Notice the one about taking the gp? and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_blah_man Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 I love Bill Hicks's quotes. They're not only just funny, they always contain a truth, something that none of us actually think of, because we always assume what we are expected to assume. See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cdÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s and burn emÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢. 'Cause you know what? The musicians whoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve made all that great music thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s enhanced your lives throughout the years... Rrrrrrrrrrrrreal * high on drugs." Man, you're right... That IS funny... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Quote this in your sig if you want LP to get a sex change! ^go for it^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose_2_Pure Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Quote this in your sig if you want LP to get a sex change! Owned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 damn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trebor4312 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 superman endorses the metric system! :o now how can you argue with a man who's confident enough to wear his undies on the outside... in public... :shame: ahahaha IMA A IDIOT cant argue there mateReal world? *looks around confuzzled* Real world?!? :ohnoes:have now quit rs :-( (but i still browse these forums :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 And for answers like these, these "brain trusts" get paid millions. 1. Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?" Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." (Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest) 2. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." (Mariah Carey) 3. "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." (Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show) 4. "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law".(David Dinkins, NYC mayor, regarding why he failed to pay taxes.) 5. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (Brooke Shields, in an interview for a anti-smoking campaign.) 6. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward) 7. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." (Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.) 8. "They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.". (Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.) 9. "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." (Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks) 10. "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." (Former French President Charles De Gaulle) 11. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." (A congressional candidate in Texas) 12. "When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." (Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the LA riots.) 13. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." (John Wayne) 14. "Half this game is ninety percent mental." (Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark) 15. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." (Former U.S.Vice-President Dan Quayle) R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 2. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." (Mariah Carey) I know for a fact that she never said that. I think how she gets labelled with that misquote is bang out of order. I don't particularly like Mariah Carey and her diva attitude, but that's too far. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.htm This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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