I would go into a funny, detailed explanation of mine, but no one is going to read this anyways, so I'll make it short.

 

 

 

At a 7th grade band concert, I threw up like a minute before we were going to play in front of parents, peers, etc.

After a college party, I said something so ridiculous that people STILL quote me by yelling the phrase out.

being stuck on a trampoline with my friend while his 5 year-old sister stripped and tried to ram us. it was either look to see if she was going for you or dont look at all :ohnoes:

I was playing guitar at the talent show for our school and my G string broke, so into the microphone in front of about 1000 people, I said "Crap, my g string broke..."

 

 

 

Yup. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Keep rockin' man! KEEP TEH ROCKIN'! \o/

 

 

 

I have no clue why my string broke :oops:

 

They were brand new strings & everything.

 

 

 

which is exactly why they break..

 

new strings break more easily because there not stretched yet and there is much more tension on the strings.

 

 

 

One time at school I had to watch people do a play, and my friend had called me in the middle of the thing when everyone was silent, I picked up the phone and he said, " Your girlfriend is pregnent" and I yelled "WHAT THE *?" and everyone heard me. Embarassed

 

 

 

reminds me of this one time when i overheard a conversation of two girls i knew while just passing by and one said "Aaron made her pregnant!" ... I'm aaron! :ohnoes: so i went all like "WHAT THE!!!"

 

scary shizzle.. good thing she wasnt really pregnant :anxious:

 

 

 

but thats not really embarresing.

being stuck on a trampoline with my friend while his 5 year-old sister stripped and tried to ram us. it was either look to see if she was going for you or dont look at all :ohnoes:

 

 

 

How were you "stuck" on a trampoline? Are you too weak to move a five year old girl out of the way?

Ahh -- that's an interesting image. You'd have to do something special whenever that "wrrrooom" noise at the start of each chorus went off.

 

 

 

It was definately interesting, to say the least. Singing along was just the icing on the cake.

 

 

 

I forgot to mention the song was playing on my iPod, not the PA system.

 

 

 

That woulda been a sight to see, shame I missed it. :lol:

One time at school I had to watch people do a play, and my friend had called me in the middle of the thing when everyone was silent, I picked up the phone and he said, " Your girlfriend is pregnent" and I yelled "WHAT THE *?" and everyone heard me. Embarassed

 

 

 

At college we're not meant to have mobiles turned on in lessons (though everyone does, and the teachers don't really mind). If one gets a call, one just apologizes and turns off (or pretends to turn off) the 'phone. This one time, in Maths, someone's 'phone rang, and everyone turned to look (as they do)... but instead of turning it off and saying sorry, he picked it up sheepishly and said "hello?". There was much laughter. He had a good reason, though: his girlfriend was in hospital for some reason and he was awaiting news. I'd have been a bit embarrassed to do that, anyway.

being stuck on a trampoline with my friend while his 5 year-old sister stripped and tried to ram us. it was either look to see if she was going for you or dont look at all :ohnoes:

 

 

 

How were you "stuck" on a trampoline

 

there was a net surrounding the trampoline and she was blocking the entrance and the nets were too tall to climb

 

 

 

Are you too weak to move a five year old girl out of the way?

 

 

 

she was naked -.-

 

One time at school I had to watch people do a play, and my friend had called me in the middle of the thing when everyone was silent, I picked up the phone and he said, " Your girlfriend is pregnent" and I yelled "WHAT THE *?" and everyone heard me. :oops:

 

That reminds me.

 

This was probably more embarrasing for my friend, but one time we had to go to watch this play, and one of my friends was sitting next to me. Well the play eneded and my dad had to go up to say a few words and while everyone was cheering him my friend goes, "WOOOOOOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!! YOU'RE HOTT!!!!" (she's a girl by the way.)

 

Me - :shock:

some fat chick

 

 

 

gsus, so not cool...

 

 

 

but why am i laughing? #-o :lol:

One time at school I had to watch people do a play, and my friend had called me in the middle of the thing when everyone was silent, I picked up the phone and he said, " Your girlfriend is pregnent" and I yelled "WHAT THE *?" and everyone heard me. Embarassed

 

 

 

At college we're not meant to have mobiles turned on in lessons (though everyone does, and the teachers don't really mind). If one gets a call, one just apologizes and turns off (or pretends to turn off) the 'phone. This one time, in Maths, someone's 'phone rang, and everyone turned to look (as they do)... but instead of turning it off and saying sorry, he picked it up sheepishly and said "hello?". There was much laughter. He had a good reason, though: his girlfriend was in hospital for some reason and he was awaiting news. I'd have been a bit embarrassed to do that, anyway.

I guess I should of said that differantly, it was some sorta after school thing, so I didn't really care if I brought my cell.

I pissed my pants in middle school; 3 times in one week.

 

 

 

lmao, wow i feel bad for u

Most embarressing thing for me has to be having a bout of diarreha in the middle of a wadu-ryu competition at my club. I had had wind all night and when it was my bout I got up, was kicked in the gut and it just blew out. Must have been funny as hell to watch. I ran off to the toilets to the sound of people laughing there heads off. I'm sure that someone got it on video too. Good times.

Someone called my cell phone and I looked at the number really quick and I thought it was my dads number and I answered it and said really loud "Get in my belly!" and it was this girl and she was like "Uhhh..I think I got think I got the wrong number"

 

 

 

ummm..... hy would you what was your reason for saying that? even if it was to your dad?

 

 

 

You haven't seen that commercial?

all these made me laugh cept for that "no fat chicks" dude

ya these are funny...well my most embaressing moment would be on halloween when I was eleven, I couldnt get my jason mask on right and my friends were running ahead, so I ran into a metal for-sale sigh in front of half my class. :oops:

Lol, probally in 2nd grade, was on one of those balance beam things. I accidently slipped, and crashed hard on my nuts..Like perfectly, hurt so bad. I can't remember if I cried or not lol, I do remember going to go get some ice..And the embarassing part was probally holding the ice on my nuts. :oops:

Lol, probally in 2nd grade, was on one of those balance beam things. I accidently slipped, and crashed hard on my nuts..Like perfectly, hurt so bad. I can't remember if I cried or not lol, I do remember going to go get some ice..And the embarassing part was probally holding the ice on my nuts. :oops:

Lmao :lol:

some fat chick

 

 

 

gsus, so not cool...

 

 

 

but why am i laughing? #-o :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

rofl yeah im like lol,

 

 

 

double u tee ef

OK so its halloween, my mates street is doing a trick or treat night. We have this wicked idea. So i get dressed up in a black hooded cloak, with a scythe (grimreaper) and my mate sets up a lawn chair in the front yard. He put the candy pot on my arm, and told me to sit perfectly still. Anyway this kid (probably no more than 10) comes up to get some candy. He gets close, i grab his arm and scream at him. Ive gone "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the kids gone "AHHHHHHHHHH!" then he DROP KICKED me right in the balls! So the kids run off crying, im on the ground crying, blinded by pain when his mum comes over and tore up us for being idiots. I still havent found the left one yet...

 

 

 

^^posted that before. Funniest, scariest, most painful AND embarrasing all rolled into one convienient moment.