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NOTE: That isn't the original title, so ignore the people telling me to change the title.

 

 

 

I was out in the deep wild, armed with nothing but a r2h and my wits. I'm not one of those sociopathic pkers looking for easy prey, I was just enjoying a brisk walk around the most dangerous part of RS. Upon running past the rune rocks, I'm entangled!! I see not one runite pker, not two, but a whole cadre of them. A batallion, no, a LEGION of bloodthirsty killers. A 79 with a dragon mace runs up to special me. I strike back, but with my slow r2h I can only get one hit in before he runs off and lets another team member take over. After running back and forth between assailants for about 20 seconds, I fall to the ground in dismay. I spawn in Lumbridge with revenge being my only thought. I grab a super set, my dds, some sharks and a super energy potion and run back out to the rune rocks. The only person I could remember was the 79 with the dragon mace, so I added him to my friends list and ... yes! He has his chat on! Now I'll know if he switches worlds! But luckily for me he stays put. Upon reaching the KBD lair's entrance, I drink my super attack and defense potions (saving the strength until the last minute for maximum effect), turn off auto retaliate, turn on my special and run towards the runite rocks. There are at least two dozen dots scattered around, but I immediately seek out the green dot on my mini-map. He seems to be thinking the same thing, and runs towards me. I drink my super strength potion just as he is about to attack me. He hits a 0 with his mace special, I hit 30-25-6 with my dagger special (the 6 was from poison, which luckily hit immediately), and he's down for the count. Never knew what hit him. I quickly grab his Dragon Mace, Berserker Helm, and Amulet of Glory and run off before the rest of his team can get their hands on me. All I had to do was run into the KBD's lair, pull the lever and teleport. Luckily the KBD has no chance to attack me before I escape. After a few seconds, I message the one with the mace ...

 

 

 

ME: "Did you enjoy that, you jerk?"

 

ME: "Pay back is a *censored*, huh?"

 

HIM: "Shut up, noob."

 

HIM: "You getting owned right now?"

 

ME: "No, I escaped with your stuff before your team could get me."

 

ME: "You can have it back though. Where are you?"

 

HIM: "Seriously?"

 

ME: "Yeah."

 

HIM: "Fally."

 

 

 

I teleport to Falador, search around for a second, find him at the East Bank, and return his stuff. We've since become good friends. I figured I'd post this in General P2P, since it's less gloating over a good pk and more about all it takes to make friends is some common courtesy.

 

 

 

Moral: "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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nice story. i would change the topic title though.

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oh man , thats some serious revenge -.-

 

 

 

I dont quite understand why you bothered going all the way back to kill him, nicked his stuff and legged it...to then just give it back. I would have just laughed at him. Oh well, i guess its still nice of you

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change the title lol, i would've kept the stuff because he was a rr pker.

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he has a phat just cause he is a p mod, now shut up about it
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Like I said, we've since become good friends. And since I hadn't expected to get the stuff in the first place, I wasn't exactly losing anything by giving it back. Sooo, why not.

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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When you tele to the KBD lair, you don't tele directly to him. So how could he have possibly hit you anyway? :shame:

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When you tele to the KBD lair, you don't tele directly to him. So how could he have possibly hit you anyway? :shame:

 

 

 

ehm didn't he say the kbd didn't had a chance to attack him or am i getting you wrong?

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Very nice story.. I am happy to hear you were nice and returned his stuff.

 

It also puts a big smile on my face to hear that there are still people like you around... THX!

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Moral: "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

 

 

 

bacab is very very very very confused. Question : Why do you want flies?

 

 

 

Another thing... I don't wanna sound like I'm flaming you or anything but ... a good deed is it's own reward, posting it on a forum is a little too much like gloating. "Ha ha I did a good deed and you didn't \' "

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Yeah, well, it was less "Haha I did a good deed!" and more just a good story.

 

 

 

I mean, it was a pretty good story.

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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Moral: "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

 

 

 

bacab is very very very very confused. Question : Why do you want flies?

 

 

 

Another thing... I don't wanna sound like I'm flaming you or anything but ... a good deed is it's own reward, posting it on a forum is a little too much like gloating. "Ha ha I did a good deed and you didn't \' "

 

 

 

It's general p2p, he can post whatever he likes as long as he doesn't break the rules. Sure it may seem like gloating, but a few people may like the story.

 

 

 

What I find odd, is why is a person who can special 30 - 25 carrying around a r2h at rune rocks.

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that moral dont make sense -.-

 

your english doesn't make sense lol

 

Lmao.

 

 

 

I don't think it makes you nice to return the stuff, he didn't deserve it to be returned.

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It's general p2p, he can post whatever he likes as long as he doesn't break the rules. Sure it may seem like gloating, but a few people may like the story.

 

 

 

What I find odd, is why is a person who can special 30 - 25 carrying around a r2h at rune rocks.

 

 

 

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There's your proof, if that's what your after. The reason for the r2h .. I

 

bought one for some reason while waiting for a friend in f2p, and decided

 

it was time to use it.

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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Nice stats.

 

 

 

 

 

I for one, wouldn't of given it back. The only reason being he was Rune Rock pking, and in the story it said he even let his team help kill you, kinda arogent don't yuh think? ( haha i can kil som1 hi er then me wen he uses a crapy sword!1)

 

 

 

Great story, enjoyed reading it.

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Very nice story. I love that, you ran up, hit a 61 for the one-hit-kill.

 

 

 

It was pretty funny, actually. :mrgreen:

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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