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Please share your noob anecdotes. I am pretty sure that we all have done or said things that would be considered funny now looking back, huh? Come on let us hear it.

 

 

 

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

Why cant you have a wife when you play runescape?

 

Not everyone is on rs all the time...

 

 

 

i have like 5 accounts cause i always died and i couldnt find an axe and a tinderbox

 

i was also searching the 'big' shops from varrock i always checked what i could buy...

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

Adults can have fun too. Sheesh, grow up little boy.

 

 

 

I remember going in Varrock Sewers and not having a sword to cut thru the web. Spiders, I think, killed me. First time I died. :oops:

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

Go choke on a waffle. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I remember when I thought I was "teh pawn" because I owned full addy; when my brother still owned steel and my friend only owned mith.

 

 

 

When I was like.. 12 I hacked my friend that lives up the road, and he had 10k in his bank and I thought it was the coolest thing ever, and went out and bought addy legs and mith plate. Then I felt bad and gave them back lmao. :oops: { OH NOES Revenga is a hacking n00b! }

 

 

 

Also, I remember when me and my brother started playing he was like { and i'm seriouse} " I wish I owned a set of full bronze, the brown armours look so awesome" and I told him " no way moron full black looks the best"

 

 

 

 

 

:oops:

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Where am I? Where is the Bank? Where's Fally? (People are still asking that question)

 

 

 

Those are what I hear most of the time.

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

Says who? :?

 

 

 

Says The Old Nite's (RIP) wife's.

 

 

 

 

 

I can't decide weather or not to say that was kinda funny, or extremley below the belt. :uhh:

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I'm being deadly serious about this, I was only level 4...

 

 

 

*In the Wilderness, travelling north - no-one around..*

 

Me: Is this the way to Varrock?

 

*See lesser demon*

 

Me: Is this the way to Varrock

 

Me: Wow you have nice armour

 

Me: And your level 82!!!

 

Me: Why are you lesser, why didn't you call yourself greater?

 

*Walks closer to admire this cool guys shining red scales - big mistake*

 

Me: Hey!! I only asked a question!!!

 

*Lumbridge*

 

Me: Cool I got teleported to the place I started at.

 

*Tries to add 'Lesser demon to list, asking why he teleported me*

 

 

 

 

 

:-w

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When I was around lvl 20 combat, a friend of one of my friends said he had found a way into p2p. He said that the fence in the deep wild didn't go all the way west, so we could go around, and we would have accsess to the p2p lands. It seemed perfectly logical to me, when I looked at the world map, so the 3 of us (me, friend, friends friend) walked to the deep wild with, of course, our best gear. Needless to say, the trip ended in disaster when we walked right into the middle of the ice warriors, who caused us to instinctivley flee right into the spiders, who finished us off.

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I went around in full bronze armour until I was level 31!!

 

 

 

It's not that i couldn't afford the higher armours, it's that i didn't even realize that the other armour was better! :shock:

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I'm being deadly serious about this, I was only level 4...

 

 

 

*In the Wilderness, travelling north - no-one around..*

 

Me: Is this the way to Varrock?

 

*See lesser demon*

 

Me: Is this the way to Varrock

 

Me: Wow you have nice armour

 

Me: And your level 82!!!

 

Me: Why are you lesser, why didn't you call yourself greater?

 

*Walks closer to admire this cool guys shining red scales - big mistake*

 

Me: Hey!! I only asked a question!!!

 

*Lumbridge*

 

Me: Cool I got teleported to the place I started at.

 

*Tries to add 'Lesser demon to list, asking why he teleported me*

 

 

 

 

 

:-w

 

 

 

Rofl, that's a great story.

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I died when I was lvl 4 and lost everything I owned (still hadn't found the bank). So I started a new account to get all that nice stuff again (tinderbox, fishing net, bronze axe, etc. The first quest I did was cooks assistant. I needed help getting all 3 ingredients. Then I was worried that my cooking was getting too far ahead of my other skills (lvl 5 and about 400xp lol) (note cooking lvl now :wink: ).

 

 

 

Funny thing though, I just got membership this week. When I first got to ardougne, via a cammy tele and a walk, I asked "where's the bank?" So I'm a noob again :D .

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

I really don't know why I am quoting you, it's just that everyone else did too. Lol!

 

 

 

I remember asking people my combat lvl. I didn't know what it was called at the time, which made it difficult.

 

 

 

"What is my combat lvl? The one that everyone sees but I can't, not to be confused with the Attack or Strength lvl."

 

 

 

They would all answer 16, but I wanted to be higher so I kept asking over and over again. I couldn't accept the fact I was a huge noob.

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i remember when i wasted all my money on a steel axe cause my bronze one broke, and i though YES THIS AXE WILL NEVER BREAK ITS MADE OUT OF STEEL!!

 

 

 

and i got really exited when i could 1 hit cows ^_^

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Before i actuilly liked the game i used to just wander around looking at stuff. Then i quit and started back up in a month and ive been addicted for 6months #-o I had no sense of direction as a noob so i was afraid of getting lost :x lol. And i also remember when i sold 300coal and 100 iron for 33k #-o

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

I have a wife. I play Runescape.

 

 

 

RS is my escape from my wife. ;)

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

I have a wife. I play Runescape.

 

 

 

RS is my escape from my wife. ;)

 

 

 

nah ah! you wouldn't be playing if you had a wife!

 

LOL :wink:

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If you HAD a wife you would NOT be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

I have a wife. I play Runescape.

 

 

 

RS is my escape from my wife. ;)

 

 

 

nah ah! you wouldn't be playing if you had a wife!

 

LOL :wink:

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I remember always banking everything because I was afraid someone was going to kill me :P . I soon started smithing bronze daggers and selling them to the general store in fally. I made my first 1k doing that. I was scared of the wildy and I still am today, I'm not a pker :oops:

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