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That's the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. The snakes aren't hijacking the plane, they're planted there in an attempt to assassinate one of the passengers who witnessed a murder.

 

 

 

Snakes. Russians. Same thing, I guess.

 

 

 

Ahh, hijacking, planted there to kill a murder. All the same....... In one way or the other.

 

 

 

No. Give it up.

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The reviews actually havn't been as bad as expected. Rotton Tomatoes gives it a Fresh rating an the imdb has it very high (authough thats probably bias)

 

 

 

I will be watching it later this week, I only just returned from Berlin.

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i saw on mtv jackson saying "its the type of film for pepole who go to the cinema just for the hell of it and don't like a good story line" :roll:

 

 

 

god the guys must have been bored sh*tless when they were thinking up this film then to dull out the pain of the idea of putting snakes on a plane they all got pi*sed and couldn't think of a title...

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And they will bite down upon you with great vengance anf furious anger.At those who attempt to poisons their brothers. You will know their name is Snakes! When they lay there vegence upon thee!

 

 

 

I wanna see it >:(

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i saw on mtv jackson saying "its the type of film for pepole who go to the cinema just for the hell of it and don't like a good story line" :roll:

 

 

 

god the guys must have been bored sh*tless when they were thinking up this film then to dull out the pain of the idea of putting snakes on a plane they all got pi*sed and couldn't think of a title...

 

 

 

You assume a lot. They came up with several titles, actually, but Samuel Jackson said he'd quit if they didn't change it back to Snakes on a Plane.

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i saw on mtv jackson saying "its the type of film for pepole who go to the cinema just for the hell of it and don't like a good story line" :roll:

 

 

 

god the guys must have been bored sh*tless when they were thinking up this film then to dull out the pain of the idea of putting snakes on a plane they all got pi*sed and couldn't think of a title...

 

 

 

You assume a lot. They came up with several titles, actually, but Samuel Jackson said he'd quit if they didn't change it back to Snakes on a Plane.

 

 

 

wow really i neve knew that! do you know why he wanted to have that as the title?

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I forgot its my friends 21st birthday drink down the pub tonight so i cant get my Orange Wednesday cinema ticket pffft. Have to wait til the weekend to go now :cry:

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i saw on mtv jackson saying "its the type of film for pepole who go to the cinema just for the hell of it and don't like a good story line" :roll:

 

 

 

god the guys must have been bored sh*tless when they were thinking up this film then to dull out the pain of the idea of putting snakes on a plane they all got pi*sed and couldn't think of a title...

 

 

 

You assume a lot. They came up with several titles, actually, but Samuel Jackson said he'd quit if they didn't change it back to Snakes on a Plane.

 

 

 

wow really i neve knew that! do you know why he wanted to have that as the title?

 

 

 

I think the discussion went something like this:

 

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my local newspaper did an artcle on sequel (sp?) ideas...

 

 

 

 

 

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Lol don't you think when he actually said that line though, it was kinda uncalled for? Everyone was talking about flying the plane in a calmish manner, then he just gets up and shouts it. Lol made me laugh though.

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The guy in front of me was there on his own and kept moaning at me to stop kicking the chair :(

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Lol don't you think when he actually said that line though, it was kinda uncalled for? Everyone was talking about flying the plane in a calmish manner, then he just gets up and shouts it. Lol made me laugh though.

 

Yeah, I didn't expect it at that point in the movie at all.

 

About that line, I just find the G-rated (assuming for TV) line hilarious.

 

http://darnsnakes.ytmnd.com/

 

He's just flat out making fun of censorship. It's better that way than a patched up version of the real line.

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I laugh at the title every time I hear it.

 

 

 

You could just imagine the board room meeting.

 

 

 

MD: We need to come up with a catchy name for our new film, any ideas?

 

 

 

Director1: Well we have Samuel L Jackson, a plane and snakes.

 

 

 

Director2: Ooh how about Samuel L Jackson with snakes on a plane.

 

 

 

MD: Hmmm it's good but not quite catchy enough.

 

 

 

Director3: *Says quietly: How about Snakes on a Plane.

 

 

 

MD: It just came to me we shall call it "Snakes on a Plane", now who wants takeout.

 

 

 

Director3: *Hmph.

 

 

 

 

 

THATS EXACTLY HOW I FELT ABOUT IT!

 

i hear its really bad..

 

 

 

anyways, the advert.. the way he says "Snakes on a Plane" makes the film sound like it was made in one of those virtual spacecraft things at fairs.....

 

 

 

 

 

worst title ever. supposedly the worst film ever too

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