all the rabbits in the world Must DIE! Bugs Bunny, your pet bunny and Even Playboy Bunny!

 

 

 

 

 

Theres many More Im just Too Lazy Too Post em Lol

 

 

 

Darth~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

 

 

 

 

ain't got grillz but i still got braces

 

 

 

 

im nerdy in thee extreem, nd whiter then sour cream

 

 

 

 

 

i memorized holy grail, really well, i can recite it right now; ROTFLOL

 

 

 

 

lol That Song is Hilarious * makes me laugh for about 3 minutes straight even when songs ended * I dont Know why but It Does It doesn't seem funny but when ever i hear it i laugh

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends

 

all through their high school days.

 

Both members of the 4h club

 

both active in the FFA.

 

After graduatin Mary Anne went out

 

lookin' for a bright new world.

 

Wanda looked all around this town

 

and all she found was Earl.

 

 

 

Well,it wasn't two weeks

 

after she got married that

 

Wanda started gettin' abused.

 

She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses

 

and makeup to cover a bruise.

 

Well,she finally got the nerve to file for divorce

 

she let the law take it from there,

 

but Earl walked right through that restraining order

 

and put her in intensive care.

 

 

 

Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta

 

on a red eye midnight flight.

 

She held Wanda's hand as they

 

worked out a planand it didn't take 'em long to decide

 

that Earl had to die.

 

 

 

Goodbye Earl

 

Those black-eyed peas

 

they tasted all right to me Earl.

 

You're feelin' weak?

 

Why don't you lay down and sleep Earl.

 

Ain't it dark

 

wrapped up in that tarp Earl

 

 

 

The cops came by to bring Earl in

 

They searched the house

 

high and low.

 

Then they tipped their hats

 

and said "thank you ladies

 

if you hear from him let us know"

 

 

 

Well,the weeks went by and

 

spring turned to summer

 

and summer faded into fall.

 

And it turns out he was a missing person

 

who nobody missed at all.

 

 

 

So the girls bought some land

 

and a roadside stand out on Highway 109

 

They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam

 

and they don't lose any sleep at night

 

 

 

'Cause Earl had to die

 

 

 

Goodbye Earl

 

We need a break...

 

Lets go out to the lake Earl

 

We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl

 

Is that alright? Good! Lets go for a ride, Earl. Hey!

 

 

 

Hehehe, awesome song :P and I'm not exactly a fan of The Dixie Chicks (Metal ftw :?). It makes me laugh every time I hear it.

Its all Weird Al

 

 

 

"Amish Paradise"

 

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,

 

i just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.

 

I don't really care, in fact I wish him well,

 

cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.

 

 

 

"A Complicated Song"

 

How was I supposed to know we were both related?

 

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated

 

What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose

 

And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes

 

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?

 

No no no no no no no.

 

 

 

~Foolgool

In a car under water with time to kill, thinking back and forget to tell you this, I didn't care that you left and abandoned me. What hurts more, is I would still die for you.

 

 

 

Armor For Sleep

 

 

 

I do not care what you have to say about emo lyrics

I have several:

 

 

 

First, from Symphony X:

 

 

 

Welcome to the anarchy! Enigmatic entity! The Grand Illusion destitutions infacting one and all!-Inferno (Unleash the Fire)

 

 

 

Then Def Leppard:

 

 

 

Gimme all of you lovin' - ev'ry little bit

 

Gimme all that you got - ev'ry bit of it

 

Ev'ry bit of your lovin - oh, c'mon live a bit

 

Never want it to stop-Armageddon It

 

 

 

Then pretty much all Dream Theater lyrics there is.

Well.....yer all nerds...rock....LMAO! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

its goin down - young joc

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone love me cus im so fly ---- favorite LINE

 

 

 

 

 

Take a step back BL0w the [kitty] in yer face.

Stereophonics-Local Boy In The Photgraph:

 

 

 

He'll always be,

 

23,

 

Yet the train runs on and on,

 

Past the place they found his clothes

The kids of tomorrow don't need today

 

when they live in the sins of yesterday

 

 

 

How can we win,

 

when fools can be kings?

There are so much great lyrics. These just crossed my mind:

 

 

 

Taking Back Sunday - You're So Last Summer:

 

You could slit my throat

 

And with my one last gasping breath

 

I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

 

 

 

Sum 41 - Fat Lip

 

As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name.

 

I trashed my own house party cause no body came.

 

 

 

Sum 41 - Over My Head

 

I lost the human race

 

 

 

Punkrock \

 

 

 

EDIT: Ow and ofcouse thisone (a little 18+ though):

 

Lustra: Scotty Doesn't Know

 

Scotty doesn't know, That Fiona and me, Do it in my van every sunday.

 

She tells him shes in church, But she doesn't go, Still shes on her knees, and...

 

 

 

Scotty doens't know, oh. Scotty doesn't know-oh. So don't tell scotty!

 

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell scotty!

 

 

 

Fionna says shes out shopping, But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

 

 

 

'Cause scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know,

 

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know.

 

So don't tell scotty. Scotty doesn't know...

 

Don't tell scotty!

 

 

 

I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you thrusting.

 

 

 

Fiona's got him on the phone, And she's trying not to moan. It's a three way call, And he knows nothing. Nothing!!!

 

 

 

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know,

 

Don't tell scotty. 'Cause scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know...

 

So don't tell scotty!

 

 

 

We'll put on a show, everyone will go. Scotty doesn't know,

 

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know...

 

The, parking lot, why not? It's so cool when you're on top.

 

His front lawn, in the snow. Laughing so hard, 'cause...

 

 

 

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know.

 

I did her on his birthday.

 

 

 

Scotty doesn't know (4x)

 

Don't tell Scotty. Scotty doesn't know...

 

 

 

Scotty will know, Scotty has to know, Scotty's gotta know,

 

Gonna tell Scotty, Gonna tell him myself.

 

 

 

Scotty has to know, Scotty has to know, Scotty has to,

 

Scotty has to, Scotty has to go!

 

Scotty doesn't know, don't tell Scotty

 

Scotty doesn't know, don't tell scotty

 

Scotty doesn't know... Scotty's gotta go!

Too Little Too Late by JoJo:

So let me on down

 

Cause time has made me strong

 

I'm starting to move on

 

I'm gonna say this now

 

Your chance has come and gone

 

And you know

 

 

 

It's just too little too late

 

A little too wrong

 

And I can't wait

 

Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late)

 

You say you dream of my face

 

But you don't like me

 

You just like the chase

 

To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late)

 

 

 

I was young and in love

 

I gave you everything but it wasn't enough

 

And now you wanna communicate

 

Go find someone else

 

In lettin you go, I'm lovin myself

 

You gotta problem

 

But don't come askin me for help

 

Cause ya know

 

 

 

It's just too little too late

 

A little too wrong

 

And I can't wait

 

Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late)

 

You say you dream of my face

 

But you don't like me

 

You just like the chase

 

To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late)

Tool- 10,000 Days Wings Pt. 2

 

You're the only one who could hold your head up high

 

Shake your fists at the gates saying,

 

"I've come home now!

 

Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father!

 

Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended!

 

It's time now!

 

My time now!

 

Give me my

 

Give me my wings!"

 

 

 

Tool- Right in Two

 

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground...

 

Silly monkeys, give them thumbs,

 

They'll make a club and beat their brother down.

 

 

 

Audioslave- I Am The Highway

 

I am not your rolling wheels.

 

I am the highway.

 

I am not your carpet ride.

 

I am the sky.

 

I am not your blowing wind.

 

I am the lightning.

 

I am not your autumn moon.

 

I am the night.

 

 

 

A Perfect Circle- Sleeping Beauty

 

Delusional, I believed I could cure it all... for you, dear.

 

Coax or trick or drive or... drag the demons from you...

 

Make it right for you, Sleeping Beauty, truly thought

 

I could magically heal you

 

 

 

And far beyond a visible sign of your awakening,

 

I'm failing miserably to rescue Sleeping Beauty.

 

 

 

Drunk on ego

 

Truly thought I could make it right

 

If I kissed you one more time to

 

Help you face the nightmare but you're

 

Far too poisoned for me,

 

Such a fool to think that I could

 

Wake you from your slumber,

 

That I could actually heal you...

 

 

 

Sleeping Beauty

 

Poisoned and hopeless

 

 

 

Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening

 

Failing miserably to find a way to comfort you

 

Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening

 

Hiding from some poisoned memory...

 

 

 

Poisoned, and hopeless...

 

Sleeping Beauty...

Jeff Buckley - Last goodbye

 

These lines make me shiver every time:

 

 

 

Why must I dream and always see your face?

 

[...]

 

Kiss me, oh, kiss me

 

Kiss me out of desire, babe,

 

Not consolation.

 

 

 

 

 

Ivor Novello - Land of Might-Have-Been

 

(the whole text is just great)

 

 

 

We shall never find that lovely land of Might-Have-Been

 

I can never be your king nor you can be my queen

 

Days may pass and years may pass

 

And seas may lie between

 

We shall never find that lovely land of Might-Have-Been

 

 

 

 

Leonard Cohen - Closing Time

 

 

 

And I swear it happened just like this:

 

a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss

 

the Gates of Love they budged an inch

 

I can't say much has happened since

 

but closing time

 

 

 

 

 

The Kinks - Dedicated follower of fashion

 

This song just cracks me up every time

 

 

 

They seek him here, they seek him there,

 

His clothes are loud, but never square.

 

It will make or break him so he's got to buy the best,

 

cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

 

 

And when he does his little rounds,

 

round the boutiques of london town,

 

Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends,

 

cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

 

 

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

 

He thinks he is a flower to be looked at,

 

And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight,

 

He feels a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

 

 

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

 

Theres one thing that he loves and that is flattery.

 

One week he's in polka-dots, the next week he is in stripes.

 

cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

 

 

They seek him here, they seek him there,

 

In regent street and leicester square.

 

Everywhere the carnabetian army marches on,

 

Each one an dedicated follower of fashion.

 

 

 

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

 

His world is built round discoteques and parties.

 

This pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best

 

cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

 

 

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

 

He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly.

 

In matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be,

 

cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

He's a dedicated follower of fashion.

 

He's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Slayer - Reign In Blood

 

 

 

"...Raining blood

 

From a lacerated sky

 

Bleeding its horror

 

Creating my structure

 

Now I shall reign in blood!"

The God Awfuls- Watch it fall

 

Complacent working class get up and off your a**

 

You say you'd die for freedom but the riot never comes

 

We need a revolution,

 

A social evolution

 

The socialites who wave the flag are holding smoking guns

 

They say we have to fight,

 

Unite!!, Unite!!, Unite!!

 

The same old men defile the earth and take away our rights

 

The rules should more than bend, their world is gonna end

 

'Cause I'm not going down a pawn in a global class war

Well.....yer all nerds...rock....LMAO! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

its goin down - young joc

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone love me cus im so fly ---- favorite LINE

 

 

 

 

 

Take a step back BL0w the * in yer face.

 

 

 

I'm not even going to start with how [developmentally delayed]ed those lyrics are.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, another one:

 

 

 

One night he cloned himself

 

put his brother on a shelf

 

but when he fell asleep that night

 

it crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"

 

took a syringe and blew out his life

 

 

 

And another from that song:

 

 

 

On a warm summer day the doctor went away

 

to a place where he could make it real

 

his assistant's hips were nice

 

so he cloned her once or twice

 

now his hips are aching what a deal

 

 

 

Funny song :) .

 

 

 

Also:

 

 

 

As I danced with the dead my free spirit was laughing and howling down at me.

 

Below my undead body, just danced the circle of death.

 

 

 

Until the time came to reunite us both. My spirit came back down to me

 

I didn't know if I was alive or dead. As the others all joined in with me.

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin your buildin

 

No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children

 

A hit was sent, from the President, to rage your residence

 

Because you had secret evidence, and documents

 

On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent

 

dominant Islamic, Asiatic black hebrew

 

The year two thousand and two, the battle's filled with the Wu

 

Six million devils just died from the Bubonic Flu

 

Or the Ebola Virus, under the reign of King Cyrus

 

You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris

 

Un-loyal snakes get thrown in boilin lakes

 

of hot oil, it boils your skin, chickenheads gettin slim

 

like Olive Oyl, only plant the seed deep inside fertile soil

 

Fortified with essential, vitamin and mineral

 

use the sky for a blanket, stuffin clouds inside my pillow

 

Rollin with the Lands, the tribe's a hundred and forty four thousand chosen

 

Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions

Gwen Stefani- A Long Way To Go

 

 

 

Beauty is Beauty whether it's black or white

 

 

 

Yellow or green baby you know what i mean,

 

 

 

What if Pacasso only used one colour,

 

 

 

There shouldn't be a rule how to choose your lover.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tupac- Ghetto Gospel

 

 

 

It ain't about black or white caus we're human

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lyrics in these two songs are amazing and well touught out.

 

 

 

When your listening to these songs you just think..........WOW =D> =D>

Nobody can tell ya',

 

 

 

There's only one song worth singing

 

 

 

They may try and sell ya

 

 

 

Cause it hangs them up

 

 

 

To see someone like you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You gotta make your own kind of music

 

 

 

Sing your own special song

 

 

 

Make your own kind music

 

 

 

Even if nobody else sing's along

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think there's a big lesson to be learnt there :)

LAMB of GOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Possible the greatest quote ever!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whoever can not take care of himself without that law is both.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅIf I live I will kill you; If I die you are forgiven.ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

"This is ten percent luck,

 

 

 

Twenty percent skill,

 

 

 

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,

 

 

 

Five percent pleasure,

 

 

 

Fifty percent pain,

 

 

 

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!", I'm not sure what song it is.

Journey - Don't stop Believing

 

 

 

Just a small town girl,

 

 

 

Living in a lonely world,

 

 

 

She took the midnight train going anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a city boy,

 

 

 

Born and raised in South Detroit,

 

 

 

He took the midnight train going anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because their the best karaoke lyrics EVER. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. To that idiot who likes rap, go to hell :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Pyosis mucolysifies malignant mucocoeles

 

 

 

Pustules endocrinating disseminated mortified cells

 

 

 

Flesh punctuated by cancerous pustules

 

 

 

Burning your face with formicating papules

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mucopurulence excretor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mucopurulent organs digested in sepsis

 

 

 

Mucolysifying, rancidifying as you eat your own cysts

 

 

 

Putrefying your pyorrhoea - infested corpse excretes away

 

 

 

Expelling pyuria and septic goitrous membrane

 

 

 

Those three words

 

 

 

Are said too much

 

 

 

But not enough

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I lay here

 

 

 

If I just lay here

 

 

 

Would you lie with me and just forget the world

 

 

 

-Snow Patrol-Chasing Cars.

How could you all forget?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ted Nuget - Free For All

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me a rock n' roll band"