i have asian parents

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

same lol :wink:

I swear, my mom acts like she lives in high society. By this I mean, she pretends to be nice, but secretly, usually isn't. And she tells me everything about everybody I'm not suppsoe to hear, because I can use the info to find more info we're not suppose to be knowing over the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So basically, they've made me a lockbox overflowing with secrets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All along, my dad really doesn't care for any of her screts (yes, their married), the secrets aren't about my dad, or any relatives. They're about other people, from there, it gets to complicated to go on.

Sometimes her and my brother communicate in some form of primitive baby language. Think the Jigglypuff voice, yes, from Pokemon. I ask them to politely stop since I'm often trying to do something constructive like study or program or something but it continues incessantly until I end up screaming for them to stop and my mom spouts off some crap about how she's the matriarch and how she supercedes all reasonable behavioral fashion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can say something like "My computer doesn't work," and she will reply"Your computer DOESN'T WORK? You need to call the company right away blah blah blah" before I even explain the magnitude of the problem. So often it is something very minor but she acts as though the consequences of making a wrong decision are life-threatening.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, thanks for describing my mother and father in my childhood. I'm more amazed at the 1st example though, I thought I was living in my own crazy, psychedelic world before you mentioned that this has happened to you too (the jigglypuff voice with your little brother)

Let's see.. my dad smokes, yells and drink

 

 

 

+1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus, on the weekends he tends to wake up at 3PM, stumble out of bed, and ask me if I've done anything productive today. :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My sister... yells all the time. She's trying to live up to the emo/myspacey thing. If she doesn't get what she wants she will go out her way to make my life hell. You can't point out anything she does wrong, or she goes into a mad fit. Oh yes, and she often leaves these huge, smelly piles of poo in the toilet (learn to flush pls?!). She's 12.

Not much to complain about except:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My mom: Ugh! I miss one homework assignment in one class, and she goes all freak-out on me because my grade drops to a 93.57 or something, which is a boderline A ffs.

 

 

 

My sister: 2 years behind me age wise, and way too much of a teacher's pet. Not to mention that she's really good at school, and all of the teachers that I had, and hated, love her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Foolgool

Well, Here We Go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mom - Just like Knives mom, She sings, a lot.

 

 

 

Dad - He has this thing, like when he's trying to let a burp out he starts shaking his head, it's really..weird. He makes fun of me allll the time.

 

 

 

Brother - Who is older than me, He just gets pissed at me for no reason

 

 

 

Sister - Who is older than me as well, teases me, playfully beats me up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, life's tough. :wink:

lol, yay my topic survived!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways, whenever i forget to do something, my dad always blames it on me playing the computer to much (he just has bad timing, i'm maybe on the computer 1-2 hours a day and he always seems to walk in the second i get on the computer) and he let's you get away with alot of things... not always a bad thing, but honestly... he'll let my little brother eat ice cream for dinner without so much as a yell (despite his attempts at making him feel guilty) but he'll blow his top if i get home 5 minutes later than i should be....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my mom, she's ok, but i can't think of anything to say about here that's annoying (trust me, there's things to say but i just can't think of any)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my sisters,my oldest sister's moved out (glad, she's kinda bossy) and the other one can be very random (ex: skipping around the house singing random giberish because she's bored)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my oldest brother, he's pretty neutural(new-chur-al... sp?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my second older brother, it seems like the only reason he was brought into this world was to annoy me... or seeing as how he's older, the only reason i was brought into this world was so he had someone to annoy besides my parents ... anyways, he's ok sometimes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my little brother, he's pretty annoying at times but he's usually on my side... he's such a momma's boy... he's 10 and still sleeps in my mom and dad's bed until they kick him out -.-

 

 

 

My sister is in 10th grade and takes calc 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: Whoa. Whoa. They have calculus 3 classes? My high school next year (private/all boys, but with an all girls school nearby :) where they wear skirts about 768 pixels high to measure on the screen.)

 

 

 

But continuing, my high school next year has only Calculus 1, and that's for the honors classes in 12th grade :shock:

Oh so it's weird families we are after? Well grab a pen and paper and start taking notes on my family.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lets start off with my dad. You gotta love the one that gets a divorce with your mom and then goes mary some asian and have a son. *My dad is asian so yeah, nuff said.* And I really don't want to go into details about this side of the family.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My mom, oh wow, she must be an angel to try and raise 3 boys each 4 years apart. *good thing about this is no highschool or college with them. :pray: * She tries to stay cool but single parent families are always messed up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My older brother, well you know how this will go. Fills in the persona of being the oldest and always tries to compete with muah. He is out most of the time, thank you Jebus!, so I don't have to confront him that much. When he is home, all out heck breaks loose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My younger brother, sheesh where do I start with this monster? Can't seem to work a knife and a fork properly *at the age of 13* and then he tries to compete with me as well. You gotta love being the middle child.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then we get to me, the one who is actually trying to be sensible in things I do as I prepare for college. My mom always is worring about whether I am making the right decissions let alone any decissions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So there you have it, my crazy family. Yeah yeah there is nothing too fancy about mine but hey I have to live with it now. :boohoo: So remember there will be a quiz next week on this so I hope you took good notes. :wink:

lol, i sure did *copy and pastes into imaginary notebook*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways, my annoying older brother just tripped over a hose... and it's 10 pm :P lol

i just remembered something about my brother (Deloria) he has a terrible temper problem. we were just playing DDR and my mom gave him a hug and he lost a combo that was up to 80. he flipped out and started yelling and stomping all over, then i tell him to calm down cause its just a game and he hits me! i really get sick of his temper...

 

 

 

 

My sister is in 10th grade and takes calc 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: Whoa. Whoa. They have calculus 3 classes? My high school next year (private/all boys, but with an all girls school nearby :) where they wear skirts about 768 pixels high to measure on the screen.)

 

 

 

But continuing, my high school next year has only Calculus 1, and that's for the honors classes in 12th grade :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was obvious he's lying.

 

 

 

There is no calculus 3 classes. No such thing, unless he lives in a remote area where some person decided to make it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just as there no algebra 3 class. There's Algebra and adv. Algebra, but no 3.

My little brother has better hair than me. It's his jeans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What could be more annoying than that?

i just remembered something about my brother (Deloria) he has a terrible temper problem. we were just playing DDR and my mom gave him a hug and he lost a combo that was up to 80. he flipped out and started yelling and stomping all over, then i tell him to calm down cause its just a game and he hits me! i really get sick of his temper...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heh heh, you just gave me something to make fun of him about :D Thanks! The Deloria-MyEggs combo plate, what a great family :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

My sister is in 10th grade and takes calc 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: Whoa. Whoa. They have calculus 3 classes? My high school next year (private/all boys, but with an all girls school nearby :) where they wear skirts about 768 pixels high to measure on the screen.)

 

 

 

But continuing, my high school next year has only Calculus 1, and that's for the honors classes in 12th grade :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was obvious he's lying.

 

 

 

There is no calculus 3 classes. No such thing, unless he lives in a remote area where some person decided to make it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just as there no algebra 3 class. There's Algebra and adv. Algebra, but no 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just because you don't take calc 3 doesn't mean there isn't one. By the way, now she is out of calc 3 and into linear algebra.

 

 

 

(We take a special course at the U)

My whole family are just crazy, they all love dancing about, singing, my dad's the worst one. He was showing my boyfriend the other week a "gymnastics routine" he made up, for when he "enters the olympics". Hmm.. my boyfriend wasn't impressed to say the least. When I was a bit younger I used to get so embarrassed, now I love it. Can't buy that stuff lol.

Big Brother: He thinks he's a "big man", because he plays bass. He's very hypocritical- he tries to stop little spats between parents or whatever by yelling, and ends up pissing everyone off. He's just pathetic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Little Brother and Sister: They're both VERY LOUD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mother, Grandma (she lives with us): They're both just kind of... stupid.. really. They fight over the dumbest things and are constantly trying to out-do the other.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dad: He's cool. He's a friend first, parent next. We listen to the same music, and have the same sense of humour. ;P