Saru's Blog - Back? Maybe? Idk lol got an Araxxi Web drop

[Saru Inc]

nope

[IHasChicken]

[Saru Inc]

chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side

[Saru Inc]

i stopped playing again....

[Pepsiguy]

ya i kinda stopped playing 2

[Saru Inc]

So, now that you are here. Post, [developmentally delayed]s.

 

 

And I will watch, and I will see who views and doesn't post. Even if you don't know me, make a post about how much you hate the fact I am making you post.

 

 

If you don't post after viewing this thread, you will die in 7 days.

[Obtaurian]

please do not use derogatory words like [bleep] when speaking to my good friend Sam.

 

no homo

 

also, posting so i don't die

[Aiel]

please do not use derogatory words like [bleep] when speaking to my good friend Sam.

 

no homo

 

also, posting so i don't die

yes homo

[Angelic]

BOB pic isn't working for me :(

 

Yay I live.

[Michael]

Oh.

[Pinkbullet3]

I'd rather die in 7 days.

 

Oh wait.

 

:wall:

[Bladewing]

lol mods be deletin' my comments all up in this [bleep]

[Alg]

For the record, I posted because I wanted to, not to save my life.

[Low C]

I posted here because i'm bored, and partially to ensure my life stays safe.

[Bows]

staying safe

[Turnpike]

being a nonhomo.

 

Hi cutie.

[Saru Inc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhvrvVGh2hY

 

 

 

Ok I'm going to march on the TIF admins to leave Blogscape the way it is. I would literally go, well, bonkers if it was changed whatsoever. This entire forum is infested with ridiculous theorems on how to control everyone, this is the ONLY place we can go to be free. If they come here, they will take that all away. How would you like to go to your friends blog, and say "lol'd at your joke" and be reported for spam? Is that ok? Is that acceptable? No.

 

 

 

Saru's

Planning

A

March

 

Onto the Tif Administration Capital. We will fight for what we believe in, a free forum where we can just post what we want to post. There's no post count, so there's no reason to not allow spam, as NOTHING SERIOUS HAPPENS ON HERE.

 

This post is not sarcastic.

 

 

Will update later on.

[Alg]

You sound like you need a hug.

 

:twss:

[Saru Inc]

WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS

[MstrMonopoly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj092UgKwQ

[Saru Inc]

Cold Wind Blows - Eminem

 

 

FAVORITE SONG EVER

 

 

You can get the [bleep], just call me the ballsac, I'm nuts

Michael Vick in this [bleep], fall back you mutts

[bleep] your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy

[bleep] it a sick duck, I'm on my duck sick mummy

And my nuts, lick, gobble 'em up trick, yummy

[bleep] you don't [bleep]ing think that I know that you suck [bleep] dummy?

You'll get your butt kicked, [bleep] all that love [cabbage] honey

Yeah I laugh when I call you a [bleep], it's funny!

Shawty dance while I diss you to the beat, [bleep] the words

You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah struck a nerve sucker

[bleep] might aswell let my lips pucker

Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean [rooster] sucker

This [cabbage] is on, cause you wen't and pissed me off

Now I'm sitting and pissing on everbody

Give a [bleep] if it's right or wrong

So buck the buddah, light a bong

But take a look at mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, cmon

 

[Chorus]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

When it snows and it's twenty be-low

Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows

Oh oh oh oh oh

 

[Verse 2]

[bleep] it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth

Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing

I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out

Stick my d*ck in a circle, but I'm not [bleep]ing around [bleep]

I'll show you [kitty] footin, I'll kick a [bleep] in the [bleep]

Til it makes her queef and sounds like a [bleep]ing whoopy cushion

Who the [bleep] is you pushin', you musta mistook me for some sissy

Soft punk looking for some nookie or boosom

Go ahead, [bleep]ing hater push me

I told you ain't no [bleep]ing way to shush me

Call me a [bleep] cause I hate a [kitty]

Man the [bleep] up sissy, G's up

All you gardeners freeze up, put your [garden tools] down (shady ease up!)

Man chill, nah I can't god damnit

Rappers are land fill, drop the anvil

These are shoes that you can't fill

[cabbage] the day that happens the world'll stop spinning

And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still

During an earthquake, urine in your face

Cause you're fake, ahh what the [bleep], that hurt wait!

Ahh what the [bleep], I just got struck by lightening

Alright then I quit, god I give up

Call it evil that men do, lord forgive me for what my pen do

This is for your sins, I cleanse you

You can repent but I warn you, if you continue

To hell I'll send you, and just then the wind blew and I said

 

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

When it snows and it's twenty be-low

Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows

Oh oh oh oh oh

 

[Verse 3]

How long will I be this way? Shady until my dying day

Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say

So long, til then I drop the [bleep]ing bombs

Like I miss the pass when I went long

If you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong

Now sing along, [bleep] this, [bleep] that, learn the words to the song

Oh [bleep]es don't like that, homie I'll be nicer to women

When the aqua man drowns and the human torch starts swimming

Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo so

So don't compare me to them other bums over there

It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah

I'm bananas [kitty], cut off the grapes and grow a pair

But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you

I put that on everything, like everyone does with auto-tune

That last thing you wanna do is have me spit out a rhyme

And say I was writing this and I thought of you so

 

 

 

 

edit: censor made funny.

[Saru Inc]

42 counted posts again today. Once again today's top poster.

[Psi_Kia_Kai]

Posting because I needed to get off somewhere and I am at university so get kicked out if I look at porn on their network, this is just as good.

[Saru Inc]

Just go to animal planet and watch like... animal porn. I'm assuming that A, you're into that, and B, they have that. Don't see why they wouldn't...

[Jovan]

i chose to post cuz i thought it was cool at the beginning of this you say your on step somethin out of 12... well regardless if you are in recovery you at least know somethin about it so that gets one of these :thumbsup: ... cuz i been clean & sober since may 26th 2009 and i'm only on step 4 tho lol but yeah your first sentence gets 10/10 in my book ... but your bank and stats aren't showin up for me at the moment so that gets a blank/ 10 lol :D