DISCLAIMER:

 

 

 

(I have done some stupid stuff today in which i will more likely then not will try to tell to the fullest extent which may include mentioning every anginzingly painful moment. So please if your any bit squimish, or the talk of wounds, injuries or blood nausates you please read no further.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last chance to turn away...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

START LONG STORY (read from here on down for the unabreviated version)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today started out as a normal day in which i didnt have to go to work...so i decided to hop on runescape for an hour or two after finding and thinking of nothing else to do to amuse myself. So a few hours roll by and its 2:00 p.m. eastern standard time when my door bell rings...so i think to myself "Whom could that be at this time of day before school has let out?"

 

 

 

I answer the door to find my neighbor (whom for confidentiality reasons will be given then name of "Bryan" for the remainder of this story). So I let him in after finding out that he randomly chose not to go to school today and his mother agreed :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is where the first of things started to go wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I being the nice person I (usually) am let him in as since we were both bored i figured we could play a few games of Halo 2 for a little while. This was an excalant time passer as we waited for things to do and the rest of the neighborhood children to return home from school. So before you know it another few hours passed and just as planned the nieghborhood is a flurish with activity again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We both continued to play Halo for a little while longer till Bryan's Brother (For the purposes of this story will be named "Cameron") Cameron and a friend of ours (you understand by now im sure "Link") Link decided to come over and create a little ruckus. Before you know it this commotion was simply to much to ingnore. So before you know it I am forced to chase them off with my bb gun so they dont destroy my house (Action #2 of things going wrong)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They return to their house and we thought everything was fine and dandy, Boy were we dead wrong! They returned to their house and retrieved a BB gun of their own to "defend themselves". So me being the person i am (and as we have done this several times before...) joined in and we "Officially" had a war on our hands in no time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

START SHORTER STORY (Read from here down for as short as i can tell this story)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So before you know it its like a Mini battlefield between our houses. Bryan and myself taking refuge in my House with Cameron and Link doing anything to win the war from outside my house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me Being the slightly better shot, compared to my "fellow soldier" Bryan and their shooter Link. Along with being inside my own house with a greater knowledge of the area around my house put me and Bryan at a superior advantage, which we were taking full advantage off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I scored several body shots on "the opponent" and it looked as though we "almost had this thing won" as thier attacks were now scattered and were less often, I moved onto the roof to finish "this war" once and for all with a "sneak attack". Needless to say this turned out to be my undoing. I unfortunately found that the one thing that they did have in their advangtage was a longer ranged weapon. After my cover was blown and with hardly any escape options i was "wounded" in the side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was the turning point in "the war" upon the "enemy" realizing this.

 

 

 

After retreating into the house (upon realizing their gun was a good bit more powerful and long ranged then my own) "the enemy" snuck around and flanked us from behind while thinking we were still regrouping from the last assualt. I could not let this moment shift take place and snuck outback and flanked my flanker and even though i could have shot him in the back i realizied "wtf is wrong with you your just playing around and its only a game...just shoot him first if he turns around"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before i even knew how he knew to turn around and find me there, I shot and scored a direct body shot, which i hoped would initiate a "fligh response" not a "fight response". No such luck had I.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amost instantly upon being hit while turning around he fired his shot as well...(In which was almost cinimatic movie style i saw would be a darn good shot, as i was staring down into his barrel.) I went to run while protecting my face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All this happened in a Split second however...so what actually happened was the following...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He went to turn around, startled me, I shot to prevent from being shot. Yet upon being hit in the act of firing while turning around to face me, his shot was sent somewhat askew Leaving me a fraction of a second to get my hand up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before the bullet sliced through the top half of my right index finger before being sent straight into my neck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So needless to say due to some indredible acts of stupidity, that ended a nice day in a rather gruesome and tragic end as i spent the next hour or so trying to dislodge the bullet from inside my neck which had gone a good inch or so into my throat. I can now speak from experience as i now understand why people dont care to have things that have been embedded below their skin left in there. As it appeared that the bullet left a smaller entrance hole then it was in size...or maybe it just appeared this way while i tried to remove it from my neck with a finger that had lost just about all feeling in it halfway through this "operation" that i preformed on myself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needless to say that will be the last time the four of us mess around with stupid stuff such as this as this was not a pleasent type i might add with an wonderful 5" Inch long half inch deep section of the top of my right index finger missing while i type this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please never resort to anything even remotely this stupid ever again and thank you for dealing with this ungodly long post. As it will prolly be my longest and most Important thread that I create on these forums.

Boom! Head-shot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously though, that sucks. It's all fun 'till someone gets shot in the neck. :anxious:

ll the noob got pwned by bb gun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13 chains>2 whips

Sweet slayer! Gl drum :thumbsup:

112) Task: 14 Steel Dragons

 

 

 

Drops: 40 Bloods, 14 Dragon bones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

113) Task: 117 Nechrayles

 

 

 

Drops: 90 Deaths, 74 Chaos, lvl 3 clue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CLUE REWARD: Rune axe, Black D hide body, 8 Sweets, 46 laws, Rune dagger

 

 

 

 

 

 

\ 12 DAY MTK REWARD \

 

 

 

Very nice rewards. I kept mine going for like 2 and a half weeks and I got some nice seeds and maples :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keeping slaying!

113) Task: 174 Fire giants

 

 

 

Drops: Rune scimmy, 96 Rune arrows, 3k+ fires, 40 bloods and 40 chaos

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

114) Task: 45 Iron Dragons

 

 

 

Drops: 195 Bloods, Teeth half key, 15 Dragon bones to take home

Boomheadshot. You got TKO'd. Lols. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hot MTK rewards, I should really do those two quests.. :shock:

those 15 dragon bones i took home from last task finally led up to this :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LVL 66 PRAYER(Noob Alter Owner for life :wink: )

 

 

 

115) Task: 151 Abyssal Demons

 

 

 

Drops: 2 or 3? rune chains, 180 pure ess, 28 bloods, ?? chaos,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LVL 97 STRENGTH NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTES: 97 STRENGTH!!!, and noone take the top of page 18 post :lol: thats for my lvl 88 slayer tommorow ok guys thanks :wink:

ahahaha you got ownt by a bb gun!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

arghhhhh man i have told you before and i will not tell you again but stop stealing all the good drops from me and share for once in a while!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10 things i hate about drum:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.whip

 

 

 

2.whip

 

 

 

3.whip

 

 

 

4.whip

 

 

 

5.whip

 

 

 

6.copy cat of dharok

 

 

 

7.24 hits higher than my max hit

 

 

 

8.87 slayer

 

 

 

9.robin

 

 

 

10.red mask

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but i really like how you and your foolish mates get you owned by a B.B. Gun hahaha :boohoo:

Ouch. When you say BB gun, do you mean plastic BBs or metal? Becuase if it was metal ones..WTH were you thinking shooting at each other with that!? If plastic..well it musta been above 400 FPS or something to get in your neck like that...Anyways, good luck with whatever your doing! Don't get shot!

ahahaha you got ownt by a bb gun!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hit each of them 3 to 5 times and i get hit a mere lucky shot and im the one who got owned? *sigh* if only you and everyone else knew the truth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

arghhhhh man i have told you before and i will not tell you again but stop stealing all the good drops from me and share for once in a while!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10 things i hate about drum:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.whip

 

 

 

2.whip

 

 

 

3.whip

 

 

 

4.whip

 

 

 

5.whip

 

 

 

6.copy cat of dharok

 

 

 

7.24 hits higher than my max hit

 

 

 

8.87 slayer

 

 

 

9.robin

 

 

 

10.red mask

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but i really like how you and your foolish mates get you owned by a B.B. Gun hahaha :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: ROFL at your list ROFL :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I play this game the way i roll in real life, im usually always owning and sometimes someone else out lucks me :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ouch. When you say BB gun, do you mean plastic BBs or metal? Becuase if it was metal ones..WTH were you thinking shooting at each other with that!? If plastic..well it musta been above 400 FPS or something to get in your neck like that...Anyways, good luck with whatever your doing! Don't get shot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only little girls use plastic BB pellets, thats like the equavilence of a bank robber using those rubber bullets while robbing a bank =;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sides i was partly at fault (like 1% at fault ) Afterall getting shot while in the act of shooting im sure would altar anyones aim

CLUE REWARD: (from abby demon task that got me 97 str)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eh ill put 88 slayer on the top of the next page lol...

RESERVED FOR 88 SLAYER 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pfffffft 88 slayer you wont get that far hehe

How much Slayer xp do you think you get on a normal day?

 

RESERVED FOR 88 SLAYER 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pfffffft 88 slayer you wont get that far hehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl you wish =;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much Slayer xp do you think you get on a normal day?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Usually 3 to 4 sometimes 5 or so slayer tasks a day taking anywhere from an average of a hour each on monsters yielding 100 plus slayer experience each...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lots of mumbo jumbo for 50k to 75k a day :wink:

Maybe ill just put 88 slayer on the top of page 19? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

116) Task: 155 Nechrayles

 

 

 

Drops: 2 PAIRS OF RUNE BOOTS, 175 Deaths, lvl 3 clue, 6 irit seeds, 3 kwarum seeds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CLUE:

 

 

 

How much does it cost to buy 85 slayer? I hope its cheaper than prayer and construction or ill never be able to afford it.

How much does it cost to buy 85 slayer? I hope its cheaper than prayer and construction or ill never be able to afford it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya you had best believe that your not gonna be able to get it with cash earned from a d2h drop from kq :P

117) Task: 45 Iron Dragons

 

 

 

Drops: 16 Dragon bones, Rune Battleaxe, 90 blood runes, lvl 3 clue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CLUE REWARD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I GOT PKED BY A MOTHER FREAKING HOMO AND LOST IT IMAGINE THATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DFU]IYAUDF;'OAPI

That sucks about the clue, at least you got a clue. Slayed 52 Irons yesterday for a task without anything but a few bloods, and killed about 10 Bronzes with the leftover (2) doses of antifire pots.

haha i bet that clue that you lost would have got u a 3rd age kite :thumbsup:

Nice thread, hope you get 91 runecrafting, one day. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Bone