I have no idea I must of been on drugs or something when this happened.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

General day, got a slayer task of black demons (woot) free exp, I pull out my cannon and obsidian cape and stuff, get there and....I forgot cannonballs, walk back realising I forgot tele runes aswell :wall: So i triple check everything. Yes, get back to demons and start attacking. My food isn't cooked omg? While walking back I'm a few steps from the bank remembering I had teleport runes. I check everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'M FINALLY READY (23 minutes later)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get back, set up cannon. BOOM lagg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh fun 19hp, better pick up my cannon and teleport. So I pick up cannon. Finally I'm safe. No wai, I have 3 waters, 1 air and 1 law. I get koed by the black demons. I lose obsidian cape, cannon something (I have forgotten now, was a while back), all of my cannonballs like 800 of them, dds, and a bunch of pots that didn't really matter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How the heck did that happen. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who cares really. Some guy got happier, and I haven't used a cannon since :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's me I just hope I never do something this [developmentally delayed]ed again!

ive done tons of stupid junk lol like

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1) went to iron/steel drags and brought a broodoo shield (+3 mage bonus) got hit a 33 (thank yew antifire pot :? ) and teled the heck out of there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2) went to barrows tons of times and forgot a spade and one time forgot runes :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3) went to dks and forgot slayer staff (brought staff of fire lol) and also forgot a tele at dks and used free lumby tele

 

 

 

town. As I run screaming to the bank and run like a fat man after a cupcake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love that one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but yeh. okay its not a death thing but...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay i decided to do some slayer, being at the uber nubcake lvl of 46 (slayer)

 

 

 

i go to chaeldar, got fire giants. oh goody! i can one click attack them now yays. anyway, i go to ardy bank, get my armor, and some sharks, 1k gee pee and an ardy tele. i go to brimhaven dungeon, pay the guy 875, and go down the stairs. i get to the vines...forgot my axe. grr. i teleport back to ardougne, get my axe. i get more cash and go back. i get to the giants...forgot the whip. this is starting to make me just a teeny bit mad. i go back to ardougne, get the whip and go all the way back to fire giants. guess what i forgot now? my slayer gem -.-

Oh yea Oddfaery went to DKs with us once with a Guthans Body 25... and it broke after 15 minutes and he didn't notice. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least, he didn't notice until he drank all his brews, all of my brews, and all of the other persons brews... (Think it was trojann)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Um i was looking for infernal mages, wondered where that chain led up to :\

 

 

 

 

town. As I run screaming to the bank and run like a fat man after a cupcake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love that one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but yeh. okay its not a death thing but...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay i decided to do some slayer, being at the uber nubcake lvl of 46 (slayer)

 

 

 

i go to chaeldar, got fire giants. oh goody! i can one click attack them now yays. anyway, i go to ardy bank, get my armor, and some sharks, 1k gee pee and an ardy tele. i go to brimhaven dungeon, pay the guy 875, and go down the stairs. i get to the vines...forgot my axe. grr. i teleport back to ardougne, get my axe. i get more cash and go back. i get to the giants...forgot the whip. this is starting to make me just a teeny bit mad. i go back to ardougne, get the whip and go all the way back to fire giants. guess what i forgot now? my slayer gem -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehe got a ton of those sayings I use. here's another; "all over it like a crackhead on a 8ball", "all over it like a fat chick on a twinkie" :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I normally dont bring the gem, and that leads me to probs, I normally have the sound cranked so I can hear if I get hit, while looking at TV and slaying away. geeeeeeeez, feels like I been here for ages...*blinks...stares at slayer exp as the next monster crumbles...uhoh..exp didnt go up....blinks* wonder how long I been killing for no reason? lol. oh well :wall: :uhh:

I go on huge tangents and sidetracks. Like if I'm planning on doing something, i just go the wrong way, and walk like half way across runescape before realizing this isn't where I wanna be.

Ok here I go. I had just bought my first set of guthans feeling proud walking into the Slayer Tower. It was a task of a hundred or so bloodvelds. I walk up to the second floor and begin to kill. After a few,my health was beginning to get low. I run down thinking I could heal on the banshees(No,I'm not usually this dumb) without any earmuffs. Hit the first one and immediately bend over and freeze. Oh great,no ectophial. I just cover my eyes and open them to find myself in Falador with Guthan Plate and skirt and a dragon baxe. :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOST:

 

 

 

Guthans Spear & Helm

 

 

 

Karil Top & Skirt

 

 

 

Black Mask

 

 

 

Other Miscellaneous Stuff

I have had a moment like that, losing a big item.

 

 

 

I was doing something stupid and dishonerable at the time, so I guess I deserved it, but this was a long time ago, and I wouldn't do it now.

 

 

 

I had just made enough money for a whip (they were about 3m at the time), and I wanted to go test it out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I took it into the wildy to 1 item pk (yeah, I know, stupid)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I attacked someone with full rune on, who had a skull, but they werw owning me, so I ran.

 

 

 

At around level 15 wilderness I ran into a group of pures, and one attacked me with a dds spec, and hit a 27, 29 on me, killing me.

 

 

 

I respawned in falador, and looked in my inventory. No whip! Then I remembered that i had forgotten to put safe item on!

 

 

 

I felt sooooo stupid, but I probably made that guys day, and I guess it serves me right for trying to 1 item pk.

I was at Dharok's tomb, and out of habit, I always put on prayer after I click the tomb, so then a 29 appeared :shock: So then I eat a couple lobsters, and when he's almost redbarred, I turn off prayer :oops: Then he hit a 57. Luckily I didn't die, and didn't get teleported by my Ring of Life :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So now I try to remember to do what everyone says and turn on prayer before I click the tomb and only turn it off when I see them die.

If also lags counts... well I live in italy, and is not a secret we have the more expensive and wordst adsl connections in the world.

 

 

 

A world that not lags is a miracle...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My worst day: I decided to make some sara potions so I went to the Mole. Seeked an empty world and start fighting her.

 

 

 

I charged her and then I tryed to turn on prayer... but was no use.. after a while i got the message "connection lost. trying to reconnect"....

 

 

 

After a while the world closed and I logged back, just to find myself in the lumberyard... fury, dragon plate and legs were still present, but the whip and all the rest disappeared.

 

 

 

Before The world closed, the mole must have killed me...

 

 

 

I rushed to bank to get a new equipment and rushed in the caves just to see my items disappear!!!!!!!!!!

OK.. done with the mole, and missing half of the melee equipment i decided to mage the steel dragons.

 

 

 

I was at the first or second dragon when he dropped dragon legs...

 

 

 

"yayyyy some justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was still calculating that the good drop did not cover the loss that a new dragon respawned and started melee me... Tryed to run away but...

 

 

 

"conncetion lost... trying to reconnect"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time when i reconnected i found myself in a corner of the cave with a few hp left...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A person close told me he was thinking to report me for autoing as he saw me running frantically in the cave whit the dragons hitting me and disappear just before die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent the rest of the day fishing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. sorry to have had to make 2 posts, but i have probelms when the message is too long

While RCing Fires, I head out to the altar and go on these forums...Get lazy, come back WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING. Then I'm like, "aww, just wasted some run energy and time"

While RCing Fires, I head out to the altar and go on these forums...Get lazy, come back WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING. Then I'm like, "aww, just wasted some run energy and time"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rofl, yeah done that, I have also ran into edge bank, dropped my new made nats into the bank and taken off into the abyss, get to the altar....whats this? my pouches are empty? :wall: :uhh:

I always seem to forget my axe when i do tree/fruit tree farming :wall:

 

While RCing Fires, I head out to the altar and go on these forums...Get lazy, come back WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING. Then I'm like, "aww, just wasted some run energy and time"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rofl, yeah done that, I have also ran into edge bank, dropped my new made nats into the bank and taken off into the abyss, get to the altar....whats this? my pouches are empty? :wall: :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I do that a ton when I'm Cosmic crafting :oops:

 

 

 

 

Then i realize im missing my gem and im like doh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I, personally, don't see that as a problem. I never take my gem with my on slayer assignments. You get told when you have finished it anyway, so not really important.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've never realy had a bad 'brain freeze'. just the usual, forget important items when i'm off to do something(like the amulet for entering the waterfall, which is no longer a big problem with the new games necklace), going somewhere and forgetting why i'm there ect..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi nodslab, alan here ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited out your real name lol, sorry about that

Swapping mage gear instead of melee gear on barrows + lag strike... there goed about 500k worth stuff.

My turn!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I'm down in edgeville dungeon, scooping up some reddish looking dots (Jagex calls them eggs... but I'm not quite sure they fit that title...) I brought my 1/10 bow, intent on burning it out. Doesn't take very long and it "falls apart into a crystal seed". So I head to bank, grab my teleport crystal and some cash, and head down to Letya. Halfway through the forest, about thirteen failed traps later, I find the bloody elf. (Figure of speech, but if she keeps up this running once I find her, she might be bloody pretty soon...) Well, five clicks later she informs me, "You don't have a crystal seed on you."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back to bank I go... *sigh*...

Going to KQ without my flail... I just had to step aside and watch my buddies killing her...

I've messed up my prayers quite a few times at barrows, almost died because of it twice :(.

Once when I was doing the Holy Grail quest, I got up to the point where I fought the 120 Black Knight Titan (I was about combat level 65 then). I fight him, and kill him, eating up half of my supplies. So as soon as I get by him, I go down to my friends list to tell my level 86 friend that I killed him without much problems, I clicked on my ectophial #-o. I had to kill the titan again! But hey, free xp =D>.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But other times, I look back onto my screen after reading something and wonder "What was I doing?" So I than go to do something else when I realized I was going to gather the supplies for a quest/mine/anything else that takes a while to do.

not paying attention at barrows, fighting against verac, and i died and lost obbuy cape, prayer pots etc..

Doing Barrows for first time.... Brought an uncharged ammy. No teleport. Couldn't find my way out. Out of food. Must drop stuff to make sure I don't lose the highest value items.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I watch myself die slowly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time to replace my stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First off to get my cooking gauntlets. Then I need to go get my green vial... OMG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doh!

Doing Barrows for first time.... Brought an uncharged ammy. No teleport. Couldn't find my way out. Out of food. Must drop stuff to make sure I don't lose the highest value items.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I watch myself die slowly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time to replace my stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First off to get my cooking gauntlets. Then I need to go get my green vial... OMG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doh!

 

 

 

:XD: