Rude Things That Make You Want to Slap Someone.

Have you ever seen someone or yourself do something stupid enough that afterwards, you just think " Why....the HELL did they just do that? " Something cruel, stupid...whatever floats your boat.

I'll write a story about mine, because I know how much you people like to read.

This morning was the Worlds Largest Breakfast table here in Battle Creek, Michigan. I guess this thing is losing praise year by year, or maybe i'm just realizing it's crap. This year's entertainment was belly dancers who looked 10 or so years off their prime. Sounds nice, doesn't it; fat bellys and cereal. The only people who acually go to this thing are devote cereal fans, whom are usually older, and inner-city kids with nothing to do, probably looking for something to steal.

This year, I just so happened to notice this extremly large woman in a wheelchair. Most people think exremly large would mean 50 or so pounds above the norm, but no. This woman was an old, wrinkly, and the too-big- to fit in a wheelchair-type of woman. It's not like I had anything against her, but that's just the way she looked. Now, she wasn't in the wheelchair because she was fat. It looked like she had something wrong with her, maybe lung cancer, because of the oxygen tanks on her chair, in resemblance to my own grandmothers.

Put two and two together and you'll realize that (Large Woman in a Wheelchair) + (Curb)= Some big [bleep]ing trouble. Apaprently, she thought she could jump it. Or something. Because at one point i'm talking to my friend about how much I don't like cereal, and the next i'm watching a gang of innercity kids laugh and laugh at the poor woman who is literally eating concrete.

Now this normally wouldn't be a problem. You fall, you get back up. But hell, this couldn't be that easy. There were, at least, 6 grown men trying to lift her up, few of which where cops, I might add. . There'd of been more, but the other cops where trying to calm down the ravenous beasts that are bored-inner-city-teenagers, and all of the other curious on-lookers.

I didn't get to see much of the rest, mainly because I was too busy making a fuse out of all the kids making fun of her, and partially beacuse of the giant cirlce that had formed around her. I pretty much felt like coming up to one of those kids and punching them in the face, or better yet, hitting them with a gallon of milk. ( xD ) It's hard to explain these kids' attitude about this. Think of multiple avid-racing fans, really drunk, at Nascar. Think of their favorite racer winning the race due to a giant explotion of the second place car. Think of the rioting, think of the laughter, and cry ( for the record, I hate Nascar. ) It pretty much was the turning point in the event when I decided to get the hell out of there and go home, but meh..

For those of you who don't like to read: Big lady falls off wheelchair, trashy teenagers laugh, I get mad, and write a story. The end.

Sorry if you don't like to read, meh. Feel free to critisize my writting SKEELZ if needed. More importantly, share yours. :D

Spitting on the floor. It's bad enough outside but when people do it indoors I'm just digusted by their lack of respect and hygiene.

People who put the TV really loud or start yelling when I'm trying to study for my exams.

Smoking and then blowing it into my face, I get "REALLY" mad at this; one more person who tried it gets punched in the face.

I seriously hate these two!

Kids who say your mom and your face, and that [developmentally delayed] kid in my class who insults you for *absolutely* (and i mean seriously absolutely no exagguration) no reason. A typical conversation.

Me: Hi

Him: Hi- your a *Butt-head*

Me: Why?

Him: dunno, just felt like calling you that.

Sometimes I want to slap people who call you ugly for no reason. I meen, I dont consider myself ugly, some people call everyone ugly. You know what I meen, trying to joke around.

Or a 'friend' of mine who throws your stuff away when you are having lunch at school, so you have to get everything together.

Spitting on the floor. It's bad enough outside but when people do it indoors I'm just digusted by their lack of respect and hygiene.

What's wrong with spitting outside if you're by yourself? It evaporates, no?

Spitting outside seems fine...but your right, spitting inside is an act deemed only by the most disrespectful people. :x

Kids who say your mom and your face

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Kids who say your mom and your face

 

 

 

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I notice that many people only say "Bless you" when somebody sneezes to their friends and nobody else. Or how people only hold doors for friends, or only act polite or hospitable at all to their good acquaintances. It makes me wonder how they made any in the first place.

Or how kids are racist. For instance, I have curly hair, like billions of other people on the planet earth, but somehow since South Park has taken hold of our society I am therefore automatically Jewish, and this is somehow funny. Or how someone of Mexican heritage is a "spic" and must work in construction. That type of prejudice angers me quite a bit.

I notice that many people only say "Bless you" when somebody sneezes to their friends and nobody else. Or how people only hold doors for friends, or only act polite or hospitable at all to their good acquaintances. It makes me wonder how they made any in the first place.

I normally don't mind about the sneezing part, but it does boil my blood a little bit when people don't bother to hold the door, or even worse an elevator when they know you're going through. Manners are a big thing with me.

When people go up to me and say 'Do they do this in China?' or 'Wanna buy a DVD?'

Just because I'm asian it doesn't make me chinese. No, I don't sell pirate DVDs, I don't know Kung Fu or karate, being asian doesn't make me smarter than you and I am pretty certain that Bruce Lee is not my father.

Some people can be so ignorant

Put two and two together and you'll realize that (Large Woman in a Wheelchair) + (Curb)= Some big [bleep] trouble. Aparently, she thought she could jump it.

What was she doing? building up speed on the road then was catapulted out? Sounds like something you'd see in the simpsons or something... :lol:

I don't have sympathy for fat people.

They do it to themselves.

I don't aree with laughing at her or owt but I wouldn't feel sorry for her.

I have another.

Emos who are pretentious.

Spitting on the floor. It's bad enough outside but when people do it indoors I'm just digusted by their lack of respect and hygiene.

 

 

 

What's wrong with spitting outside if you're by yourself? It evaporates, no?

If someone is on their own and they are spitting, I wont see it/ hopefully not come across it and step in it.

Put two and two together and you'll realize that (Large Woman in a Wheelchair) + (Curb)= Some big [bleep] trouble. Aparently, she thought she could jump it.

 

 

 

What was she doing? building up speed on the road then was catapulted out? Sounds like something you'd see in the simpsons or something... :lol:

All I saw was her falling out...so I wouldn't be able to tell you what she was doing, but it did kind of remind me of a cartoon. :-#

I don't have sympathy for fat people.

 

They do it to themselves.

 

 

 

I don't aree with laughing at her or owt but I wouldn't feel sorry for her.

I don't have sympathy for fat people either, but in this case she was just helpless..

People who smoke in public and idiots who yell answers outloud to gameshows...

People who smoke in public

People who make huge deals about people who smoke in public.

May i reccomend an episode of South Park called "Butt Out"? :P

Man, thats sad. They just think that they are invunerable.

The thing that probably really ticks me off is when kids pick on your, and they think their beter because they are just so dumb and stupid. You do well at school, and your basically a loser to everyone else because they cant be bothered :?

Man, thats sad. They just think that they are invunerable.

 

 

 

The thing that probably really ticks me off is when kids pick on your, and they think their beter because they are just so dumb and stupid. You do well at school, and your basically a loser to everyone else because they cant be bothered :?

One of the reasons I'm SO glad school is out, even though I love it. There are three freshmans that think they are the absolute [cabbage]. I'm bigger than all of them, I'm smarter than all of them, and i'm only a year younger than them. But for some reason...because they have that title, they are somehow better than me. I don't get it. I get picked on beacuse ...why? Your 6 months older than I am, and failing all of your freshman classes that i've already taken? Oh...sorry! Maybe next time i'll just kick your teeth in and shove your head out of the bus window. :roll: \

when someone who is American*, and doesn't know any other languages, used phrases like "excuse moi". It annoys me so much.

*I am american too :/

This kid at my school. Cuts in front of me in the lunch line, for instance. (I also hate people who cut in lines for no other reason than they're selfish.)

Me: Line's back there.

Him: So?

Me: I've been waiting here forever, and you skipped me.

Him: Back off [bleep], I can do what I want. *pushes me out of line*

Me: *trys to get back in line*

Teacher: Emily, no skipping. Go to the end.

Him: *middle finger*

And this other time...

Him: You, girl, what's your name?

Me: Emily

Him: I don't care. *whispers to fried* Ugly [bleep].

And for no apparent reason, he comes up to me in the hall and kicks my shin. Hard. He also skips class, is failing, and talks back to teachers. And don't start the whole "Awww he likes you" thing. This kid is the only person in life I really wish would go and die. :evil:

People being racist and not even realizing it.

Can't put it in to words. I'll just do this..

Person X: I hate Teacher X

Person Y: Ya I know he's so gay

*Person X gives a look to Person Y that says "what the hell are you doing!!!"

Person Y:Oh my god I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you!

He apologized to me for calling someone else gay. And ya I'm gay. Or when people insult people completely unprovoked. Or if someone touches my glasses (H). I almost threw a guy down a flight of stairs for breaking my glasses lmao.