lordkrohn1626 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear! 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. RS name: lord krohn Combat 138slayer specific: 103 whips, 38 dark bows and 250+ dragon boots dropped to date.Dragon drops: 5 Half shields, 21 drag legs, 8 dragon skirts, and 9 drag meds dropped to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Did you actually come up with this? Or did you copy and paste it? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelmisi Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Did you actually come up with this? Or did you copy and paste it? Probably copypasta. But it's a nice read anyway. This one gave me chuckle :) 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dude, no need to have 50 different copy pasta threads at once going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Why are all the reasons numbered 1? SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dude, no need to have 50 different copy pasta threads at once going on... :lol: Copy pasta? I know what you meant, but that's hilarious considering the guy above your post made the same mistake. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dude, no need to have 50 different copy pasta threads at once going on... :lol: Copy pasta? I know what you meant, but that's hilarious considering the guy above your post made the same mistake. Its not a mistake. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I think i am a woman. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I think i am a woman. I have a weird hair fetish. I built a shrine and filled it with long strands of hair from women... Would you like to contribute some of your womanly hair to my shrine? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 No, i dont have long hair sorry. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Probably copypasta. But it's a nice read anyway. Ya, most are pretty funny, all are brutally honest :P . Serephurus, your intuitive skills are remarkable :-k . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dude, no need to have 50 different copy pasta threads at once going on... :lol: Copy pasta? I know what you meant, but that's hilarious considering the guy above your post made the same mistake. If ignorace is bliss.. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Why are all the reasons numbered 1?Cause they are rules that must be followed :) Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djo0 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 It made me laugh. They are all pretty true too. "Nobody cheers for Goliath" ~Wilt Chamberlain~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Very true. We men have other things on our mind then clothes. When we need to walk into Gap to buy a pair of Jeans, we walk in, buy, walk out. For women, there's a detour through each and every store, and finally walk home with 12 extra shopping bags and 300 extra dollers spent. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartless619 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Very true. We men have other things on our mind then clothes. When we need to walk into Gap to buy a pair of Jeans, we walk in, buy, walk out. For women, there's a detour through each and every store, and finally walk home with 12 extra shopping bags and 300 extra dollers spent. ...haven't i seen a map of this? let me go google it.. EDIT: here we are...and the truth....... although i would personally goto old navy IGNORE THESE FOUR WORDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelmisi Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Very true. We men have other things on our mind then clothes. When we need to walk into Gap to buy a pair of Jeans, we walk in, buy, walk out. For women, there's a detour through each and every store, and finally walk home with 12 extra shopping bags and 300 extra dollers spent. ...haven't i seen a map of this? let me go google it.. EDIT: here we are...and the truth....... although i would personally goto old navy Nice one! XD Btw the same company owns old navy and gap they just target different groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartoron Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 here we are...and the truth....... XD I'll never understand how anyone can enjoy shopping for clothes. I'd much rather spend hours looking around at Gamestop and end up not buying anything. That's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartless619 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 here we are...and the truth....... XD I'll never understand how anyone can enjoy shopping for clothes. I'd much rather spend hours looking around at Gamestop and end up not buying anything. That's fun. lol game stores for guys is useally what we like to look at, lol i feel ya on that one. and yea i know they're the same company, lol but i hate hollister... IGNORE THESE FOUR WORDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Hide from issy :-$ Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 lol game stores for guys is useally what we like to look at, lol i feel ya on that one. and yea i know they're the same company, lol but i hate hollister... lol yeah we are guys we like games lol hollister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johntm Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . Lol nothin works for me...And i wish women would "read and heed" these but they wont :( Whats mauve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelmisi Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Whats mauve? mauve adj : of a pale to moderate grayish violet color n : a moderate purple Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) Mauve \Mauve\, n. [F., mallow, L. malva. So named from the similarity of the color to that of the petals of common mallow, Malva sylvestris. See Mallow.] A color of a delicate purple, violet, or lilac. Mauve aniline (Chem.), a dyestuff produced artificially by the oxidation of commercial aniline, and the first discovered of the so-called coal-tar, or aniline, dyes. It consists of the sulphate of mauve["i]ne, and is a dark brown or bronze amorphous powder, which dissolves to a beatiful purple color. Called also aniline purple, violine, etc. I think it's the first one, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redserpent4 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 weird. I like shopping for clothes and shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 weird. I like shopping for clothes and shoes. Same With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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