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  1. What is a word? Besides the basis of an entire [bleep]ING civilization? 'A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.' Not much, I guess.
  2. Actually, the dispatchers often supply the SWAT team members with colorful "disinformation" to kind of rev them up. It's entirely possible, even likely, that the members of that SWAT team were told the child was a kidnapping victim or worse.
  3. I'd probably take it apart and mess with the wiring. You know like a real baby but with less tragic results.
  4. Kashi

    Freedom

    Freedom of religion, for example, includes the right to push your religion on other people. That's good, that's fine, because if someone pushes their religion on you you're free to ignore them. Free to be gay, free to gay bash. You want to be gay? That's cool I want to make fun of you being gay. You're free to have sex with men, I'm free to make fun of you for it, don't like it ignore it sorry. :( You're free to be a vegetarian! Don't eat meat, I don't care. But I am free to eat a big bloody steak if I feel so inclined. Think steak is murder? That's good, feel free to some up to Applebee's and tell me so over my plate. You can if you want. Republican? That's cool, feel free to, I'm free to be a Democrat. Democrat? Go for it, I'm free to be a Republican. Think abortion is wrong? Go ahead and protest! Think abortion protesters are stupid? Go punch one out. The point here is, freedom is a three way street. You're free to do a thing, I'm free to do my own thing, but we're both just as free to tell the other one that what they're doing is wrong. This is poor wording but I think you get my point.
  5. [hide] [/hide] Ha Ha you're bisexual? Whoooo [bleep] alert. :thumbdown:
  6. Let everyonoe do what they want. You like to be gay? Good for you be gay. I like to be a gaybasher. That's not okay? Double standard uh oh. :( Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside you And it looked like everyone was havin' fun The kind of feeling I've waited so long Don't stop come a little closer As we jam the rhythm gets stronger There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun We were dancing all night long The time is right to put my arms around you You're feeling right You wrap your arms around too But suddenly I feel the shining sun Before I knew it this dream was all gone Ooh I don't know what to do About this dream and you I wish this dream comes true Ooh I don't know what to do About this dream and you We'll make this dream come true
  7. If Iran, or any other country for that matter, made an open attack on U.S. soil, I believe the government would launch enough nuclear missiles to reduce the entire country to a smouldering pile of ash. (This is not sarcasm, I am being 100% serious.) If there were US soldiers occupying Iran and an attack on those soldiers was officially sanctioned by the Iranian government, I believe the U.S. would invade Iran (in a way this course of action would be both justice and misjustice.)
  8. Revolution only works when you have dedication. So yes, in this case it was dumb. Next time someone hands you a copy of the Bill of Rights just blow your nose with it or something.
  9. Because most of my stuff is just stupid .gifs and everyone here is like Rembrandt. -.- Take these, for example! [hide=Basically the same thing as below!] I like this one better though.[/hide] [hide=New! Weird K Thingy!] I'm pretty disappointed with how this turned out though. [/hide] [hide=Rolling Water Square Thing!]v1 v2 v3 Not doing any more of these, I think the second one is the best personally. [/hide] [hide=Bunny Cross!] Kinda' dumb, kinda' funny. [/hide] [hide=Crosspersand] Oh look a dancing crosspersand. [/hide] Brilliant, I know.
  10. I like how the first post is like, a personal attack on nihilists.
  11. Listen, say what you will but I can't not find this funny. Death isn't really such a big deal, I didn't think you'd all take this so seriously.
  12. Rounding down is just a form of speech. Any finite number compared to an infite is exactly nothing. Basically my sphere of influence compared to INFINITE UNIVERSE becomes a number so small you can't even imagine it. Imagine a 0.X1, wherein X is an unlimited number of 0's. My model of the universe is one I've developed in my head independently, but I think most accepted models of the universe consider it as UNENDING. Sorry for the caps, I'm not shouting, it's more like these words are so significant that they need to be capitalized.
  13. I'm rather fond of the nihilist point of view, and here's my reason. Any finite number compared to an infinite can be rounded down to exactly nothing. Since my influence on planet Earth could, theoretically, be measured, and is, therefore, finite, my actions all amount to, in the grand scheme of things, exactly NOTHING. So why bother? There are two types of Kashi. The first focuses on things close to home. Work, school, moving out of my mom's house when I finally turn 18. The second Kashi focuses on the universe as a whole, which is a bit paradoxical because an absolute infinite is inconceivable by the human mind. The first Kashi is generally happy and, if not exactly easy going, manages to at least get along in the world. The second Kashi becomes angry easily and talks alot about killing people. It actually depends alot on who I'm hanging out with at the moment.
  14. My glasses make me look considerably sexier, which is a plus. My friend was pulling a peeping-tom at the girls' showers at my High School, and some girl got suspicious and put a pen through the hole in the wall, his glasses saved his eyeballs! Not that he wouldn't have deserved it, pervy bastard.
  15. I got 'Brain Age' for the Nintendo DS, which is useless because I don't even own a DS! And then I also got a Nintendo DS! Man someone really bollocksed up on this one.
  16. I think we can ALL agree on one thing, and that is this; eating of any kind is immoral. :) [hide]Also my father was eaten by tigers in the African rain forest. So I'll go on eating meat as much as I please, thank you very much. If meat can eat me, I'll eat it right back.[/hide]
  17. Somehow I knew this would turn into an argument about the Patriots. Not that I know anything about anything about football.
  18. Well, if you can request any item and get a new clone every month, it's like ... You have every book ever published at your fingers, your own personal Library of Congress. Any gourmet food and drink you want, if you really wanted to you could spend the whole 20 years soused. Get some weights and whatnot, after spending 20 years working out, reading, and eating nutritious foods you'd be a damn super hero by the time you got out. Spend each month with a different man/woman (I'd probably become bisexual just out of curiosity), even if they can't talk they can do amusing things, both sexual and non sexual. I'm a bit of a control freak so just having someone who would obey my every command would be cool. The only downside is small sleeping quarters. I imagine you dump all your stuff in the trash every night and request it back the next day, just to save space. Plus, if this was a study in human psychology they'd never actually make you stay 20 years, they'd just make you believe those were your choices, and then once you'd made your choice that's really all the data they need for their experiment. Not that they tell YOU this, gotta' be sneaky! And if it really comes down to it, you can always find a way to kill yourself. It might actually be a fun game, trying to trick them into giving you something deadly.
  19. I'm a 3rd dan in Kendo. :( Maybe not 20 or 30 but I bet I could get at least 10. And when you're using a cutting weapon such as a sword it's easy to make precise, fatal blows. Sounds harsh maybe but he asked how you'd best like to die.
  20. I had a thought. If you take a sword, just a full length katana or a broadsword, and take a taxi in New York City to like, Times Square or something during rush hour, if you got out and just started chopping you could probably get 20 or 30 people before the police got you. Murder/suicide, I'd definitely want to go murder/suicide. Or skydiving accident, that'd be great, jump out of a plane and just whooooosh all the way down, that'd be a spectacular way to die.
  21. (Person/People) do (Funny/Stupid) thing! (Tragic/Hilarious) results! Something seems familiar about this ... :-k Wrestle and tackle? I'd be more worried about Ice Clone and Harpoon.
  22. I've asked this question of like 100 people, but I just want to make sure. Is there an organization for Barbarian Assault, like Heart Unit is for Pest Control? 'Cause if not I'm going to create one.
  23. +1 She discourages pre-marital sex even though SHE HAS CLEARLY BEEN HAVING IT this is a problem. :(
  24. I already gave a pretty good example of what this is. If someone's doing a copy of a famous painting, you don't insult them just because it isn't an original work. Now if it's a very low quality copy and just looks bad, you could criticize them for that, but I'm not asking you to judge these as a creative piece, judge them as a copy. And I don't know why you're going out of your way to insult me, either. :(
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