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Once there was a harpie who had a magical sex organ that was larger than ltk's bank and he had tiny wings that couldn't kick Santa's ass. The end was neigh for Rudolph who clearly had a red nose and little confidence. "Hello there Armorare," said Rudolph as Zaaps looted his swiss bank account. "Wtf you [harpie]," Rudolph noticing that zaaps had little sexymonkeys in his deep back pockets, took out his oversized piece of bio-medically engineered chocolate and gave it to obt. He got his swag up in Kelsey and was like "wanna rub my non-harpie fake wing?" Kelsey just wanted to play RuneScape. Obt just lost the game trololol. Sadly the harpies decided to kill nex and her four robed [non-harpies]. Nex then dropped three harpy babies. those babies were Zaaps 2, Armorare 2, and Ke$ha. Next, Nex crowned greens king but couldn't because he was farming. But then greens realized that farming was for [garden tools] and really expensive. if only armorare would have sex then harpies would be able to

Lucid! I just remembered it for some reason.

One thing you could do is set a water block on the top of your tower, get on it, bucket it, then ride the waterfall down.

What? But I like Saru :cry:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19483_5-birds-with-abilities-that-put-superheroes-to-shame.html #4

This Indeed. LoL apparently gets 500,000 players at a time at peak times, that's a hell of a lot more than Runescape. I don't think we've ever had that many online at any one time.

I'm pretty sure you just have to play on a Mann Manor map.

All people expect the world to end at some point lol, not just Christians. I'm personally betting on us or something from space destroying it before the sun does. ~3 billion years is plenty of time.

You, sir, are a badass.

I think he's just talking about friendships, not (necessarily) romantic relationships.

It's really impossible to be in a bad mood around you. Or really, any kind of negative mood. :mrgreen:

So, Abc is the Joker. Who's our Batman? On topic: 4 day class schedule :3>

I approve

Ah. That said, does anyone really take this seriously? Outside of a very small group that could most likely be classified as a cult, and people who heard about it after all the media attention and haven't yet heard otherwise?

Switch Volcarona in on Heatran. Use copious amounts of quiver dance. Spam HP:ground. Lulz ensue.

Hey, the Giants managed it, the Cubs might have a shot.

Yes, apparently the first rapture was a "silent" one, and the real "fire and brimstone" one is tomorrow. Now curious about how a 'silent' rapture works.

Similarly, stepping out of a hot shower and back into cold reality.

Love is like a metaphor. It seems easy until you think about it.

Probably right alongside their plan to update the models of the rest of the clothing, armor, and weapons. But no, here's the ability top turn green and probably another dragon scimitar rework or something in the future.

It'd be nice if they did something for those of us with a recurring subscription.

Three or four days ago, I think?

Failed a spot check there Apparently you're that sneaky of an assassin.

Failed a spot check there

At least it has the decency to wait until after Mass Effect 3 is released. <3: