I've never broken up in a funny or harsh way, but I did a kinda Chandler Bing-esque thing to avoid hooking up with a girl. She was all over me like a rash at some place and I said to her, instead of "Get away from me, you pig ugly drunk", that I couldn't stay, I was leaving. She said she'd walk me to the train station. So I tried to get rid of her when we arrived and she said "Aw, no I wanna wave you goodbye"...That was after I said I was going to Leeds (from Liverpool). So I had to buy the ticket...and off I went. >.< Trust me, honesty is the best, and cheapest, policy!