Jard_Y_Dooku

Your parents need to be sent to a corrections center for technological ignorance. Your dad "does stuff with computers for a living"? From your description of him, he doesn't sound too smart, for two reasons: 1) Norton doesn't do cabbage; it's one of the worst security suites out there... I use much different methods of security than commercial anti-virus but for security reasons I cannot tell you, sorry. 2) He thinks "no one designs for IE anymore". BS. Many commercial websites design for IE because their web designers are a bunch of bumbling idiots and don't understand that cross-browser support is essential these days. Let's hope I never get a hold of some nuclear weapons. >.< Let us begin the education. It sounds like you are technologically prevented from downloading or executing things? If so, there are many ways around that. Since I exist, your parents aren't too swift for letting you on TIF since I'm here. First of all, do you want Administrator access on the Win2K machine? If so, let me know. Do you want to disable Norton? If so, let me know. Do you want to simply get a new browser? Let me know and I can fake a website which only works using whichever browser you choose which can be used to help convince your parents. We could also simply download the browser anyways, but I'd recommend Firefox portable for that since if they're fishy they won't find anything on the HD. The very last option (MY FAVORITE!) is to DESTROY the hard drive. Recommended you try to pin this on one of your parents by doing it immediately after the family member who used it last. Here's what you do. Buy a powerful magnet. When I say powerful, I mean powerful. Hold it next to the hard drive. Hope they don't have the Win2K install disc. :D This won't physically harm the drive, but your data will be wiped. If you want to physically destroy the hard drive, open it up and put it back together. The microscopic dust particles in the air will kill it. You could even fingerprint it for good measure. Recommended to smear them just in case of a forensic investigation though. Everything in this post is 100% serious. Post your preferred method of problem solving, and we will work to destroy the problem.

I haven't watched TV in months, I can't even remember the last time.

[/hide] oh yeah!?? well you're discriminating against racists. beat that mr "i'm not a racist" Rascists aren't a race. So he isn't one, even if he's discriminating. Entirely different concepts. you can discriminate against homosexuals, and they're not a race. you can discriminate against fat people, and they most certaintly are not a race. here's the dictionary definition mr communist- treatment or consideration of, or making a distinction in favor of or against, a person or thing based on the group, class, or category to which that person or thing belongs rather than on individual merit Was that a discriminatory statement against Communists?

Haha, so do I! Forgot about that.

I asked myself this right after I woke up, I figured I was so-so, didn't have any makeup on or anything and still looked decent. In the dream I payed zero attention to this or any idea of "checking myself out". Dreams are weird like that, you forgot to do/think about the most obvious things. Haha, that's funny.

Ahaha script kiddies have reached a new level! This is classic.

Partly Cloudy 13°C Feels Like 13°C (55 F) It's June 16th. That's summer time. I thought it was supposed to be warm here. Why is it cold?

Ahahahahaha that's funny. I think nuclear weapons are good but only if responsible countries have them, like: Russia UK France US China India North Korea, Iran and Israel is not a good idea... unless they only destroy each other I guess.

Destroy what? You mean declare war on a country of 65 million people? We don't want to kill/displace 65 million innocent civilians. We are just in awe watching the people of a country rise up and try to create democracy through protest as they try to overthrow their radical, terrorist-supporting dictators. So sorry, but I don't understand your question Jard_Y_Dooku Maybe not phrased correctly: destroy the government of a country, and the country is destroyed. You can leave all the citizens alone. Take Iraq for example. The government was destroyed, and it's sort of in limbo right now, but things are now slowly improving.

Errrr.... :uhh: Are you sure you wanted to share that...? Though, must admit they are cool though... Not as cool as a... ;) A Russian dictionary that converts to English, and back. Two special static discharge bags, one of which had a hard drive in it (these are actually useful). A cardboard mat for my desk chair to roll on, since I don't have an actual plastic mat with the little teeth. A bureau with my monitors and computer tower on it, and one of the drawers slid out with books piled inside it with my mouse pad and keyboard laid on top of THAT, since I don't have a desk. Two tiny locks that a pair of pliers could destroy easily, on the back of my computer tower, even though there's really no reason to lock it.

Were you a CUTE French girl? :P The strange thing is, I don't consider that a nightmare, that is AWESOME. I don't know, I like dreams that are adventurous, I don't care what happens, haha. Although strangely, in my dreams, I've never died. EVER. Whatever opposes me always loses for some reason. Nothing wrong with that, I guess. :)

I know this was one page 2 or so, but.... racism [*:3s45p2wi]The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others. [*:3s45p2wi]Discrimination or prejudice based on race. By this definition, not finding a person of a particular race sexually attractive is NOT racist, because a person's race significantly contributes to their physical appearance, and sexual attraction is heavily based on physical appearance. If you are sexually attracted to a person with a particular physical quality which only or almost always occurs in a particular race, that is a result of your body chemistry and hormones and there is nothing wrong with you, nor does it make you racist. I am sexually attracted to girls with dark, long hair, light skin, certain size breasts, skinny, and pretty eyes. This doesn't mean I believe that black women are less of people than other races, or that their race accounts for differences in their character or ability. It simply means that I am not sexually attracted to them, which is completely separate the belief that race accounts for differences in character or ability. Racism is a conscious view/opinion. Sexual attraction is an uncontrollable chemical, hormonal decision that you cannot consciously change. Now, for those of you calling yourself racist because your body tells you that you are not sexually attracted to people with certain physical features characteristic of a particular race, stop it. It's perfectly fine to feel that way, and is not racist at all. For those of you who ARE actually racist, SHAAAAME.

This. I'm level 136 anyways, so it reaching 6 doesn't worry me all that much.

The English measurement system or any other measurement system that isn't SI (Metric). Chemistry. Any food with sugar in it. Any product made by Hewlett-Packard. C++ (I actually DO write in it, I just hate it). Girls not Russian or Japanese. ;) That's all I can think of for now.

/b/ for boredom. With the stuff those people post, you can always get some "lulz" out of it...

Not to troll, but if the Americans are so concerned about Iran and North Korea, why not just destroy them?

Post the strangest dreams you've ever had. Post multiples if you like, and don't be shy. Please post the description of each individual dream (please narrate in present tense) within a hide tag if it contains graphic content. Here's my latest, from a few day ago: [hide=WARNING]So I was at this farm on a bench sitting next to my dad, and I had a Japanese blow-up doll that i was having sex with. I was naked except for some towels. My dad joked about me having sex with the doll with a weird grin on his face (he actually thought I was masturbating), and I was surprised he thought that, even though the doll was right on top of me. So then he gets up and goes over to some other people and does some stuff which I can't remember... then he gets eaten by a creature which I think was a Pokémon. And then that gets eaten by another creature which may also have been a Pokémon, which eats more people and is eaten by another creature, which again may or may not have been a Pokémon. Finally, that gets eaten by a Cloyster Pokémon. And it just sits there. So by now it's night-time, and me and this woman (I think she was older in age) go out of the building (it's on some weird old farm) - and somehow I have clothes on now. So her and I go across the street and get corn from another farming patch. We throw corn all across the farm as we drive away in her car... apparently to solve some strange curse that had to do with Cloyster eating people. She's all upset and she says... "I just want to go shopping tomorrow" or something. So I say "I'll go with you", and we drive off, eventually past a windmill which is the start of the farm. I planned to get a wireless card for my laptop at WalMart (and I was pissed originally because my dad made me go to the farm and I couldn't bring my laptop because I didn't have a wireless card). So anyways, I blank out for a while, and suddenly me and the woman are FREAKING FLYING ON BALLOONS GOD DAMN IT!!! Suddenly she's younger I think. The view was amazing, by the way. We were talking about how environmentalists whine about how there are no trees left. So I was like... "look at all the trees!!", and the woman's like... "yeah", and I'm thinking... "what if these balloons pop and I fall onto a tree, that would mother[bleep]ing hurt like hell". So finally we land on a huge cliff which is pretty much like a wall... but it's a cliff-wall sort of thing. =/ I don't know why the hell we are here. So the woman gets these hook things... and I'm like WTF is going on? We're on a HUGE cliff that I do NOT want to fall off of. So then she gives me a hook, and I start jumping off the side of the cliff with the hook, and I'm scared as hell, thinking OMFG what if I fall, OMG. So she gets her own hook ready and starts coming down with me, and I'm thinking... how in the [bleep] did you jam two huge hooks into solid granite with your bare hands, and secondly, why is the rope unraveling slowly, automatically, instead of going right away and having us fall and die? So anyways we get to the bottom of this big cliff-wall and we're confronted by this huge creature thing (which talks). The woman is still untying her rope or whatever. So I'm basically like "WTF M8", and I throw the woman's axe at it, and then my weapon... and I have no idea where the hell we got these because we didn't have them 5 seconds ago. So the creature just pulls the weapons out of himself and growls at us, and I say "Okay, WAIT WAIT. What are you, where are we, what the hell?... are you a werewolf?!". So the werewolf dude (who is HUGE) leads us across the city-place... showing us all these weirdo undead creatures... skeletons... zombies... ghouls... mummies... and plain old DISGUSTING creatures that I don't even know what the hell were. Zombie-ghoul-goblins or something. So finally we meet a clay mummy (who isn't actually alive)? and one of our ally wacko-creatures (there was 2, and again where the hell did they come from??) gets inside the clay mummy suit thing and is joking, moving his face inside the clay suit in a weird way, and not making any noise which makes it even creepier. So then he can't get out, and splits himself apart in the process trying to... finally he gets out (the parts of him floating in the air magnetically or something) and reattaches himself to himself (undead creatures have some sort of weird magical grafting effect). And that's pretty much all i remember. The next thing I knew I was in a room at a camp with a friend and some other kid. And we were talking about Pokémon or something, and looking forward to eating spaghetti. The end. I neither like Pokémon nor spaghetti.[/hide] This one is from a while back. [hide=WARNING]You know how when you're dreaming, you don't know it? So... I was in this little shop, and there was a murder investigation. There was someone with me, and I was very worried. There was crap spread inside the place with my DNA in it (don't ask), and I was asking the person "What am I going to do?". He told me to "Ditch the car. They ALWAYS look for the car.". I thought to myself, "What the hell would the police care about the CAR for?! There is crap with my DNA in it right here!". I don't know if I actually killed the guy or it was someone else, I can't remember. Anyways, I go outside eventually and see a ton of police cars. Suddenly, I wake up inside the dream. It's hard to explain the feeling. A dream is like another universe. You basically become God inside that little universe. Your power is unlimited. You know everything. You can do everything. So I jump up and fly past the cops at the speed of light, shouting, "I SHALL FIND THIS MURDERER.". Unfortunately I woke up a few seconds later, before I was able to download the RuneScape source code into my brain. FML.[/hide]

yes they can detect it. my friend tried doing it once, he got 50k exp and got a temp ban for it. They failed at detecting the one I wrote for a 'friend'. He got hundreds of thousands of XP. Perhaps I'm just a far better programmer than most of them.

If you right click the images and select properties, the name of the file corresponds with the name of the monster. [hide=Answers] [*:32iez1oi]A[*:32iez1oi]B[*:32iez1oi]C[*:32iez1oi]A[*:32iez1oi]D[*:32iez1oi]D[*:32iez1oi]E[*:32iez1oi]B[*:32iez1oi]B[*:32iez1oi]A[*:32iez1oi]B[*:32iez1oi]A[*:32iez1oi]B[*:32iez1oi]E[*:32iez1oi]D[*:32iez1oi]C[*:32iez1oi]B[*:32iez1oi]Paterdomus[*:32iez1oi]Woodcutting[*:32iez1oi]C[/hide] Good quiz, mate, I'm interested in a certain question - I won't say which until the answers are out, I wonder how many got it right.

Never mind, delete this. >.

I want Kudos Isle already. An Archaeology skill would be pretty cool. Mark my words, that's what the next one is...

That is why you were banned. It was clicking very consistently, and not because of some action you kept doing -- you were basically programming it to click for you, which is against the rules. It's a feature often seen on touch screen: (In the way I coded the driver, it was even impossible to remove so I thought: hey why not make it a feature :P).. But anyways: it's all part of the hardware, it's not a bot (which is software only)! Its a feature you coded into the drive yourself. The driver is software. It dosent matter if that code is activated by a hardware interrupt or not. based on what you are saying i don't believe you could code a driver for anything. :thumbup: Pulli: What language did you supposedly write the driver in?

Thickness of skulls, you say? Hm. This is not a great update as they have made false claims and disallow appeals to players accused of macroing. It's virtually impossible to detect sufficiently sophisticated macros (which are not difficult to make) this will certainly result in false bans. Jagex's "100% certainty" is off by many percent.

Jard... with a J.

You really can't catch that... even if you TRIED, you'd get far too many false positives. Basically the equivalent of not being able to catch it... AKA fail. By the way, are you Russian?