Goonstalf

Everyone's getting raped. G'night. Actually no, I'ma go read for a couple hours.

And I guess I'll still just be doing my thing.

I don't really get all this Tardis-clone-Who-Furrlo-future stuff.

Sent. Now we wait.

Be safe.

Have fun.

Or Hey Arnold in a universe of opposites.

It looks like that kid has a huge forehead.

Pro: Fun to mess with. Con: Deadly if provoked. Acoustic guitars.

...they might become so infatuated with you that they kidnap you and keep you in their basement so that no one else can come near you. It's not smart to wear shorts in the Winter because...

I would get drunk with Scorpion and start raving about Kitana's boobs. What would you do if you discovered a huge deposit of diamonds and other precious metals under your house, but you had no means to mine them out?

TORTATPAM is that she wears a giant clock necklace at all times.

Fire ants. Millions of mother-[bleep]ing fire ants.

Real men excuse themselves to the powder room to freshen up and never come back.

/\ Assumes people want pictures of her sleeping with some kind of furry toaster oven. < Already has those pictures. \/ Wants me to share some.

A two babies, I can't imagine a worse existence than one being haunted by Shiny's vengeful ghost. Would you rather walk in freezing temperature, or extremely hot and humid temps?

Can't say I have. I bet it would be awesome though. Do you use protective cases for your phone/mp3 player/laptop? Nope, I'm pretty careful with my things.

Spanky.

I love you because of the way you punch me in the face while I'm asleep.

*Smacks Silva on the back of the head with a wooden spoon.*

It's my fave. TPUM needs a new something.

I hate you for assuming everyone wears pants.

Has a wonderfully shaped head.

Pepsi. Turtles.