silver_wits

Banned for being the game.

muahahaha.. no. goonstalf.

I hate you for your tentacle monster of a girlfriend.

bubbly

I love you for being under the earth's surface.

when stealing, it's best to do it for small valuable items... like smarties. It's not smart to steal stuff at all because...

I like my men like I like my lava.. nowhere near me. pebbles.

Banned for losing the game.

*points him out a lot of pages ago*

Rhino. Would you rather be a giraffe or a human?

Pro: has little suckers on the bottom. Con: doesn't have a backbone. Spiders.

I would if it was written by cracked. Do you like eating potato chips? I don't really like them all of the time.. but sometimes they're really great

TORTATPAM is that he is not.

has an innate sense of style.

sometimes. <3 TPUM has upped a runescape level today.

/\not. >is angry and upset due to personal reasons. \/is not.

Goonstalf.

*slowly backs away* TPUM only needs to see a movie once to understand it. *cough cough* Avatar *cough*

I love you for your watermelonish tastes in food.

actually I do take the internet seriously. Never underestimate the power of anon. Have you ever had an account hacked? Yes.. a few times.. I never use "password" as a password anymore..

you might break your bat. It's not smart to break wind because...

*dubiously takes the sandwich and gives it to a Psychotic Robot*

TORTATPAM is that he is really a hot and sexy female and would welcome comments from guys who are nice and able to carry on an educated conversation.

I like my men like I like my clouds, everchanging. Rice.

actually.. if you lost your pinky you won't notice as much as if you'd lost five teeth... anyways.. jungle. Would you rather be a pink star or a blue one?