Psycho_Robot

Pro: helps you get stuff in binders where its organized Con: When that black thing on the bottom falls off and all the little dots fall everywhere Lemonade

...you could literally die. Its not smart to smoke because...

I love you because your quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog

I am leaving this game as its not very fun.

I use one of these babies

Granted. You do it but you don't learn anything. I wish I knew every word in the english language

I am curious as to the point of this game

I love you for that excellent zinger.

Nope, its Rex, Dex, and Merc! TPUM is not interested at all in my cats.

TORTATPAM is that he is an alien

I'd rather read one. I bet books taste horrible. Would you rather become a tree or become a rock?

Guilty proven innocent of course. I wouldn't be sent to prison. Would you rather play guitar or play piano?

TORTATPAM is that he takes statements to their illogical extreme

^ Has an awesome sig. < Sig is lackluster and unoriginal v Has an even worse sig

You are banned for thinking that garbage rip-off of power thirst is even a little bit funny. They didn't even make original dialogue. They kept the same structure as the original, just switched words around.

Apple juice Tissue

Not at all. TPUM loves chili

Cutely has me on close circuit television

I hate you because its been 2010 for a long time. I can't believe you're just bringing it up now.

Pro: Lets you see Con: can be a hassle to be reliant on them Telescopes

I hate you for making that funny

...you could get caught between the moving parts and dragged to your doom. Its not smart to hit yourself with a baseball bat because...

I love you for your bizarre and disturbing avatar

I am Iron Man

I throw the shirt over you, pinning your arms to your side. I run away and await its explosion.