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Zonorhc

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  1. Style? I have no style! I am style!
  2. Zonorhc replied to TotalTalker's topic in Off-Topic
    All Real Men̢̢̮ââ¬Ã¾Ãââ grow Long Hair̢̢̮ââ¬Ã¾Ãââ at some point in time as a testament to our unquenchable virility.
  3. Well, let's really read the OP... When you shine two lasers at each other's emitters, then technically you are causing photons (which, as particles, count as "objects" of the exact same material, mass and density) to collide at one point or another at the speed of light (which they are). The result would be, I believe, entirely unspectacular.
  4. Subjective definition much?
  5. I wonder if anyone has ever gotten around to making an Airsoft bolter... Or an Airsoft chainsword. That would be way cool.
  6. We - that is, myself and my drunk at the time uni buddies - called it The Annihilator. It is created in this way: 1. Take a block of salted butter. 2. Wrap it in bacon. 3. Deep fry it. 4. Put it on a pork chop. 5. Put a fried egg on top. 6. Put it inside a shell of pork crackling. 7. Cover this in chocolate sauce. 8. Deep fry it. 9. Salt liberally. 10. Put this in a bed of meringue. 11. Pour six melted cheeses of your choice over the top. 12. Deep fry it. 13. Death.
  7. Taxing the internets will allow you to fight back against Internet Hate Machines!!!
  8. Zonorhc replied to Skully's topic in Off-Topic
    These are the only ghosts I care to read about:
  9. Zonorhc replied to Diesel's topic in Off-Topic
    1. DragonForce - Starfire (Album version) 2. DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames 3. DragonForce - The Flame of Youth 4. DragonForce - Revolution Deathsquad 5. Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann 6. DragonForce - Disciples of Babylon (Album version) 7. Blind Guardian - Otherland 8. DragonForce - Soldiers of the Wasteland 9. Blind Guardian - Turn the Page 10. DragonForce - Fields of Despair Er, yeah. That basically means that I got the DragonForce albums onto my iPod before any of the other power metal that I listen to. And half the time I can't be bothered to change playlists around.
  10. Zonorhc replied to BlueTear's topic in Off-Topic
    Fixed.
  11. "She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham
  12. Zonorhc replied to deejay_hr's topic in Off-Topic
    Good that they're taking advantage of DX10... However, I have to note that the main selling point appears to be their "brand new RPG experience" - which to me sounds like what's already been done by games like Deus Ex, Oblivion and System Shock 2. But hey, Diablo meets SS2. Can't complain about that. I swear it'd get better sales if it was a Warhammer 40k game, though.
  13. I don't see why most of you are worrying, seeing as how you have nothing to be concerned about.
  14. Only if you write it in fecal matter.
  15. Zonorhc replied to dtbrehm's topic in Off-Topic
    Going by that definition, then the space between photons is perfect darkness.
  16. Zonorhc replied to dtbrehm's topic in Off-Topic
    Well, I clearly didn't say I was beyond perfect, so that sort of invalidates your statement. =p
  17. Well, sure, it'd be in my face if I let it. Seriously, been in that situation before. If it's more than one guy with a knife, sure, I'll back down. When it's just one? I'd take my chances with my own knife. After practice with the SCA. I carry one wooden broadsword for actual sparring and a real one for practice. NSW weapon legislation doesn't count swords as prohibited objects, and thus I can carry them around without any sort of permit. If there are questions asked, I have a good excuse to carry one around.
  18. I could, but that doesn't mean I'd want to. It's a gun. Takes one lucky hit to injure you pretty well before you can close in. If it's a 9mm, you can survive a few hits easily unless they puncture something major, but if it's anything bigger, you won't want to screw with it. And hey, if the guy behind the sword or dagger knows how to use it, more power to them. Anytime I'd be in a position to be mugged like that (late at night, etc.), I'm also carrying either a broadsword or a knife.
  19. No, I got beaten to "Veni, vidi, vici." Read again. Mine's somewhat nastier. =p
  20. Coffee is awesome and anyone who says otherwise is lying to you. >=(
  21. Oh yeah, also, try "Veni, vidi, veni."
  22. Zonorhc replied to dtbrehm's topic in Off-Topic
    The initial statement is disproven by the fact that I exist.
  23. "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." "Sh**, sh**, put it back, put it back!!!"
  24. Thread marked for exterminatus. There are threads that answer your question. There is also a description of the forum under the link that you clicked on to get here.
  25. I. Thou shalt have gods before me, that thou mayest have false idols to turn away from whensoever I appear. II. Use not my name in vain, but as a cry of exultation and victory above thy foes, who shall cower upon hearing it. III. Remember the night before, that thou mayest remind me of what I slaked my thirsts with, and that I mayest smite the bastard who [bleep]ed mine drink. IV. Honour thy alcohol and thy metal. V. Thou shalt not murder without deploying thy cavalry to thine enemies' flanks, that thy infantry mayest perform their duty to their utmost. VI. Thou shalt not shag indiscriminately, rather choose thou the comely and/or skilled. VII. Thou shalt not steal without paying thy tithe on thy purloined goods to me. VIII. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour unless thou hast exhausted all other avenues of profit; thou shalt extort and blackmail first, and failing that, thy testimony shall bear no lies, for ye judicial system is merciless. IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, unless she is comely. X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods, for such implies that ye be unwilling to plunder his home.

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