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If you look really hard, you might find it on one of the chans. She isn't worth the effort, honestly.

... You're kidding, right?

I've had better.

Anyone with half a brain cell to rub against itself would be able to tell that's a scam.

Fire extinguishers make for serviceable bludgeoning instruments.

This guy only looks stupid because all the real criminals are too smart to get caught.

What's there to compare? It's not like either of them actually involves any fighting.

There is nothing short of "abject torture" which can adequately describe the act of making a normal human attempt to play at the same speed as Herman Li. Even on a fake guitar.

Kill it with fire.

Technically, black is a shade, not a colour. =\ I go with #000044, myself.

I like being able to climb stairs, thank you very much.

And, of course, the obligatory 40k reference from me...

We came up with the game I posted on Vent. The things you do when waiting for the GVG system to find a match...

I have a better game. You will need a mouse with a scroll wheel. What you do is find a long article on Wikipedia. I suggest the Europe entry. Now, scroll all the way to the top of the page, and click your scroll wheel so you get the little thing which lets you scroll just by moving your mouse. Do this at the very top of the screen. Now, move your cursor down so the page begins to scroll down. The objective of the game is to avoid all the links.

The only thing that really bothers me about the current iPods, apart from their battery life and quite unresponsive "off" command, is that the earphones and the jack have a tendency to disintegrate rather quickly.

My space cathedral (read: Emperor-class battleship) can probably fit all those non-Death Star houses in it. Hell, it could fit one into one of the broadside cannons. If we don't like a house, we fire it out of a cannon and destroy some filthy xeno scum while we're at it.

I was under the impression that recording studios, rather than artists, are the ones who actually profit from CD sales. I support my favoured artists by attending their performances and buying the T-shirts.

The Norse gods get bonus points for being manlier than everyone else.

Stabilising fins.

Unlimited resources, you say? SPACE CATHEDRAL. It is 11km long, and I believe it covers all your criteria.

Hey, look at it this way: Samson didn't need his hair to tear down that temple and kill all those Philistines. Be like Samson. Tear down a temple.

I declare that those responsible for this ban must be rounded up and publicly flogged.

To be fair, you could have just pointed out to your dad that bands and choirs can practice without listening to what they're playing. If you're in high school, they tend to do that a lot.

I only know Azeroth, wads Azathoth? Anyway how do they know? How did they measure it? are there night elves in there? You savages clearly never read H.P. Lovecraft.

All of you are wrong. There, compromise.