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So when's the mother going to hang herself, and when are the sons going to pluck out their eyeballs and stick them in their beards? (Cookie for the reference)

For what it's worth, I certainly hope that the film's budget is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

What's so special about plane crashes?

Since I mostly listen to metal, I prefer my music skull-crushingly loud.

Artists who make crappy music and have silly opinions are also on my list for sun-launching.

Penis envy. Thread over.

See, but emo kids get really defensive about it, and that's what makes it hilarious. If it was a gangsta or a chav, you'd just shake your head and feel sorry for them. Emo kids won't even give you the satisfaction of that, since they do it enough for themselves. How rude.

Of course they are. When I am Emperor of the Universe, I will strive to be thorough in my persecution of those I arbitrarily declare undesirable.

"Gangstas" are just losers who don't have the style to be real gangsters.

Guess what, kids, countries other than American are allowed to have weaponry. Startling news, I'm sure. Also, stop parroting on that there are enough nukes anywhere to destroy the planet even once. The sheer amount of DET required to do that is, I believe, 10^32J, equivalent to 23,900,573,613,766,730,401,529.636711281 tons of TNT (rough calculation), as estimated from the death star calcs. For a nuclear barrage, which is certainly not DET, it would take much, much more to destroy Earth or an Earth-like planet.

It's just there so its proceedings can soak up your tax dollars. Because some people are dumb enough to think it actually does something new and/or worthwhile...

Emo kids piss me off for the simple fact that they're overprivileged slime that act depressed for no reason other than attention and conformity, despite vehemently denying the latter. They, along with chavs and "gangstas" will be among the first to be transported into the sun when I conquer the universe.

This should already have been a given to begin with. Why do you need a law for students to voice their opinions?

Contact your local SCA, have them gear you up with some leather armour, a shield and a wooden sword, and then try to fight some of them. You'll get your muscle. Fast. It won't be as toned as you might want to show off to the ladies, but it'll be there.

And if you pay by credit card in the next ten minutes, we'll fill it full of conveniently incendiary innocents FREE OF CHARGE! But hurry, this is a limited time offer!

Opening credits: Manowar - Overture to the Hymn of the Immortal Warriors Waking up: DragonForce - Starfire Average day: HammerFall - Ravenlord First date: Yasunori Mitsuda - Garden of God Falling in love: Sting - Fields of Gold Love scene: Utada Hikaru - Exodus 04 Fight scene: Manowar - Sons of Odin Breaking up: HammerFall - Always Will Be Getting back together: Blind Guardian - The Maiden and the Minstrel Knight Secret love: The Corrs - Runaway Life's okay: Alexander Borodin - In the Steppes of Central Asia Mental breakdown: HammerFall - Dark Wings, Dark Words Driving: Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire Learning a lesson: Manowar - King of Kings Deep thought: Metallica - The Call of Ktulu Flashback: Blind Guardian - Skalds and Shadows Partying: Blind Guardian - The Bard's Song (In the Forest) Happy dance: Alexander Borodin - Symphony No. 2 in B minor: IV. Finale: Allegro Regretting: Blind Guardian - Punishment Divine Long night alone: Billy Joel - Piano Man Death scene: Blind Guardian - The Soulforged Closing credits: HammerFall - At the End of the Rainbow

I bet Schala would be HOT. We didn't see enough of her in Chrono Cross.

Expansion packs always need the original game. That's why they're expansions.

I'm sure someone could come up with Christian metal. I'm also sure that it'd be absolute crap.

Butter is the god of all objects that one can put on or in fried dough. Although I would also rejoice if I found a tank on top of my pancakes one morning.

You know full well it has nothing to do with "helping". Some of us just don't feel the need to harp on about it several years after the fact, because it didn't actually affect us beyond the repercussions of this "war on terror". Sure, there are a fair few Australians who bleed their hearts dry for sympathy because of all those poor people who died. However, 9/11 was not an event that required humanitarian aid to be sent, unlike the tsunami, which did. Yes, because America totally needs all the emotional support it can get from a country a tenth of its size and across the world's largest ocean.

No, because some of us in Australia couldn't care less about something we have zero emotional investment in.

Well, to be fair, if you're on /s/, there are far better womens to look at than her.

Perhaps Square Enix finally realised that pumping out Final Fantasy titles like a redneck mother just isn't going to cut it anymore, so they have to just remake the old ones and rely on die-hard fans for their revenue. Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Anyone who honestly believes that livestock serve a purpose other than feeding humans is sorely mistaken and has no place in my future Empire.