logic-is-overrated

sleep-naked. normally i wear boxers to sleep but i guess i could spice it up a little for my last day on earth.

It wouldn't matter. Stupidity knows no boundaries.

I chuckled...slightly. Not too much where it would be considered a laugh, but like a mixture between a laugh and a chuckle-a chaugh or a luckle maybe.

The sound of skin flapping. It occurs quite frequently in pornos (or so I'm told).

Thats the stupidest advice ever! Tattoo + weiner = 92.789% success rate. I challenge anybody to do better.

"You look like a deformed monkey. I swear to God you have to be the ugliest person I've ever seen in my entire life." - A girl in my science class told me that about a year ago. Of course I'm sure when she said deformed monkey it was some kind of metaphor for handsome man.

No. chutes and ladders is the dumbest game ever

let me give you some professional advice: Get a tattoo on you "private part" a.k.a. your "weiner". Now, not only for this girl, but for every other girl you ever like, all you do is ask them if they want to see your tattoo. If she says yes, then there is a good chance she likes you. If she says no, then most likely she doesn't like you. Obviously this isn't 100% accurate since some girls won't like you but will want to see it anyways just because there obsessed with skin art or some other reason. And some girls that do like you might say no due to their being too timid or some other reason. But what your basically doing is asking them if they want to see you naked, but you're using a perfectly harmless question since asking somebody if they want to see a tattoo is perfectly normal. Good luck.

I don't know him, so I can't judge him; but I believe the loss of any human life is tragic.

the act of sexually satisfying yourself. i know it's perverted, but slagging it keeps the mind and body healthy.

i've lectured my cat on having safe sex. so far no problems.

i would love to be enlightened oh great one.

all throughout high school I liked to study organic chemistry, abstract algebra, and symbolic logic in my spare time. i'm sure you can guess what kind of social life i had.

if by spitting in your hands you mean creating beats, rhythms, and melodies using your mouth, imitating turntable scratching, and simulating instruments and sound effects, then yah so its like creating musical fusion. I prefer the definition of spitting in your hands :P you crazy guys and your way with words

u gives a flying (explicit) bout spellin ...and brother ...comunication...open da mouth at speak to her I thin you ment... "Who gives a flying cabbage about spelling? And brother, communication. Open the mouth and speak to her."? Also, I care about spelling... I need to understand the person. Well, usually when you talk you er...SPEAK to each other and not spell >.< when you say talk...you mean like...to a real life girl...like real communication with a real life girl...woah dude you be crazy

if by spitting in your hands you mean creating beats, rhythms, and melodies using your mouth, imitating turntable scratching, and simulating instruments and sound effects, then yah

i've waited in line to use the bathroom. no matter how short the wait is, if you really need to go, it always seems to take forever.

what exactly is a pagan? don't they believe in pre-christian gods and goddesses like air god and stuff

Silicon and chlorine are both natural, and do we want those in our bodys ?:wink: word on the street is that we all have silicon in our body

yah

I deny the existence of holocaust deniers<-- Woah. That being said, the vast amount of evidence in favour of the holocaust should be allowed to stand on its own legs. Censorship sickens me.

I use a 2% salicylic acid solution in the shower. Then when I get out of the shower I use a purifying toner. Finally I use a 0.7% salicylic acid solution. I do that twice a day and I hardly ever get pimples. And on the rare occasion where I do get one, I find that it's best to not pop or pick at it. I just constantly keep putting on the 0.7% salicylic acid and it dries it out in 2 days max.

It's not frozen. You've gone up two since you've posted this topic. 9-->11

Couldn't you just make every person who signs up agree that Tip.it is not responsible for anything that might happen if the user posts pictures or something like that? I don't know how you could make existing users sign an agreement, but surely if you could do something like that, wouldn't it relieve you of any responsibility? Just wondering.

You have a girly tongue. I can eat them all day and the only effect is rotten teeth. Litter bug.