nine naked men

But kinda failed, though major points for trying :thumbsup: Kinda failed my [wagon], that was amazing.

Message Sent - Sage Francis

Ok, so it's one on one in search and destroy. You see someone, but they're running in a spot that you can't manuever to - to get in front of him. You'll have to run to him, he'll turn around and destroy you if you don't have that dead silence. Or you could just shoot him if your aim is half decent. :|

It didn't sound like he did it with no human emotion, waving the severed head at passengers usually implies some degree of pride or whatever. But still, that guy must have some weird problems. And he must be pretty strong, to cut off a guy's head with a knife.

OOC - 0/100 Small head 0/100 Small head 0/100 Small head 0/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 270/300 Big head That's them so far. Roll(3d6)+2: 6,5,5,+2 Total:18 Roll(3d6)+2: 4,3,2,+2 Total:11 Roll(3d6)+2: 6,1,6,+2 Total:15 Roll(3d6)+2: 4,5,4,+2 Total:15 Roll(3d6)+2: 1,1,4,+2 Total:8 For a total of 60. 20 on the Big Head, acidic, and 40 on one of the little ones. ICC - Langzor grabbed a bow from one of the rangers, searing the young man's wrist when he tried to resist. He grabbed an arrow from the bowman's quiver, coating it in acid and then, using the mast as a brace, he sent the arrow hurtling through the air towards the largest head. Langzor wasn't the best marksman, but the arrow flew straight and true, sticking in the seabeast's slimy skin. He took his sword up and limped towards one of the smaller creatures, intent to take it out or die trying. It was a young one, but full of anger and malevolence. It had done away with four men already, their corpses lying broken on the deck, or sinking beneath the boiling waters. He got its attention by hurling a lamp at its head. It smashed upon the creature, the oil igniting and burning merrily. But the serpent's wet skin protected it from the flames, and it noticed little more than a slight stinging sensation, though it did send the beast hissing and spitting towards Langzor. He grinned, and waited for it to make its move, before leaping backwards and bringing his sword down upon its head. It roared, rearing back and sending Langzor flying towards the rail, which was all that separated him and a watery grave. He smashed into it, the strong wood shattering like toothpicks. Langzor just managed to grab hold of a remaining pole and pulled himself back on deck, though his sword went over into the freezing waters. OOC - Here they are now. 0/100 Small head 0/100 Small head 0/100 Small head 0/100 Small head 80/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 100/100 Small head 250/300 Big head (Losing 10hp per turn)

Uhh... yes. Several, actually.

Dia Artio - Wolves in the Throne Room

I watch anime because it entertains me. What, you were expecting there to be some kind of mystical secret to enjoying anime?

The kids who plays Tom Riddle annoys me, for some reason. Though it looks alright. Hopefully they can lift their game.

1. Scrubs 2. Family Guy 3. House 4. NCIS 5. Monk

Well, I type using correct spelling, grammar, etc, because it's kind of an OCD thing for me. If I make a typo, I'll have to delete the whole text and re-type it from the error. Though I don't really mind when people don't use grammar and stuff on the forums, though when it gets over the top (Leetspeak, being a jackass on purpose) I get slightly annoyed. I also hate people who call others out on a small typo mistake and then try and act funny, like Warrior said.

Couldn't it just be integrated into the I want a Girlfriend thread? I mean, it does say "And Other Relationship Advice." And parental relationships would fit well in there.

Hey do you have any pictures of your cacti? I'm hoping to grow some soon along with some Venus fly trap plants. I don't have any pictures of mine, but I found one that looks pretty much the same, mine's around 3/4 as big as it. There's also some others, of varying heights and stuff, but this one's the biggest. [hide=][/hide] Looks basically the same as the one in the centre of the photo.

Most people here don't play Runescape anymore. And, the combat system in that is just pick spell to cast, cast, get attacked, attack. Runescape has a tiny bit more variety than that. And, hell. Most MMO's use that system.

Why not dude? It's easily the best role he has ever done, and if you enjoyed him as an actor you really do owe yourself to watch TDK. Yeah, you shouldn't let superstition or whatever stop you from watching an awesome movie.

Hoofprints in the Sand - Sage Francis

Well. I think I've reached the number of "Irl Farming Level lol?" jokes I can handle before ripping my eyes out, so I'm just gonna say my thing and leave, though I'll keep an eye on your Flickr thing. Everything looks awesome, and especially tasty. The only things I've grown were cherry tomatoes, which basically failed because cats have a fondness of breaking anything that looks vaguely fun, and cacti, which the cats soon learnt to leave alone. :lol: The cactus project went well, but I couldn't hope to cultivate such a garden as yours. Too small of a yard/soiled area.

Hmm... Wolves in the Throne Room? Maybe a bit darker than your tastes, though.

but Lenin, you would nuke anything anyways... #-o No offence, Lenin, but jokes about you are getting oooooooold. They're like a Tip.It meme.

You don't have to be good to gain levels in CoD4, just consistently bad. Example - you. ;)

Uhm... Pantera? Their later stuff seems to be more of your taste.

Anti-climactic much? :lol:

20... it's quiet. Too quiet.

Do it, the last level was so epic in two Warthogs, trying to take eachother out. XD

OOC - Is it too late for me to sling on a Modifier for my acid-coated blade? Say, +2? And if I was going to throw acid at an enemy, would that still be 3d6, or something different? Or it could just take off some of their armour... if they have any? I'll roll with a +2 Modifier, and each roll 14 or above does 20 dmg? Ah well, here goes nothing. 3d6+2 2,1,3+2 = 8 3d6+2 5,5,2+2 = 14 3d6+2 4,5,6+2 = 17 3d6+2 4,3,4+2 = 13 3d6+2 6,3,3+2 = 14 That's 60 Damage, right? ICC - Langzor ran his hand down his blade, coating it with an acidic slime. He ran at the nearest serpentine head, embedding his sword in its snout, giving him a hold to swing himself around on top of the creature's head. With one hand holding onto his weapon, he reached inside his jacket and pulled out a dagger. He jabbed at the serpent's eye, putting one out entirely. He pulled his sword and jumped from the head, but the snake's wild movements sent him flying through the air, where he landed awkwardly on his side, hearing a loud crack and feeling a bolt of pain shoot through him, making his head swim. He stood shakily, using the main mast of the ship as a prop. He surveyed the damage he had done to the vile being. One eye was spouting a bloody-white goo, and its smooth head was covered in blood and his acid, obviously causing the creature pain and discomfort. OOC - How was that?