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Little bit of keyboard and the ever classic twanging a ruler on a desk.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Wizards in Winter Into... Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Prince of Peace These guys are great. Epically great.

Err... You've all forgotten that I still have the real cheese, so ha.

8/10. Love the Avatar.

: Thanks! Ok, Chapter 1, going up now. (I was sick of getting snapped in CoD4, so I decided to keep writing, lol.) Chapter 1 Ruben was awoken by the sunlight shining through his bedroom window, bathing part of his bed in a harsh yellow glow. Shielding his eyes from the glare, he rolled out of bed, hitting the ground with a dull thud. He stood unsteadily, rubbing his head. He looked around the bedroom, taking in the aftermath of the previous night. Bottles of alcohol, some only half-empty, littered the floor. He picked one up, held it to the light, and then drained it, throwing the empty bottle to the ground, where it shattered on the stone floor into a sparkling pile of shards. Stepping carefully around it, he headed for the door, still clutching at his hair, trying to distract himself from his pounding headache. He stumbled unsteadily through the house, reaching the sitting room and collapsing on the couch. Lying still until his head ceased its steady drumbeat on his skull, he tried to sooth his headache by rubbing his head tenderly. No luck. It only grew louder, until it seemed like it was filling his entire world. He reluctantly lifted his head from its resting place on the armrest of the couch, and realized that his headache only contributed to part of the pounding, someone was knocking heavily on his front door. Groaning, he made his way over to the door, where he peered through the keyhole at the person who obviously did not know the many joys of using the brass doorknocker fixed to the middle of the heavy oak door. When he saw who it was, he reeled back in shock. A KingÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Messenger? What could he want with him? He ran into his bedroom, where he hastened to find some clothes that he could wear without causing public offence, and, possibly, a riot. Raking his hair flat with a saliva-covered hand, he heaved at the door, causing it to slowly grind inwards. He stared expectantly at the young boy. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWell?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Me and my friends tried this out in BIG W yesterday. We bought a lightsaber each, (There was three of us) and we started re-enacting all the great Jedi fights of the trilogy, and we made some up. Yep, good nerdy fun. Or, if you want to act like a macro-typer, stand in the middle of a crowded mall and say, "Get your Runescape and WoW gold at this site here: !" You'll be amazed at how many funny looks you get.

Hey, Langzor here, new to the world of writing. I've thought up a new series that could be cool, it's about 4 Elemental Rifts that have been opened, and are now wreaking havoc over the land. It's going to be 5 Books long, each separated into a number of chapters that I haven't quite decided yet. So, here's the first chapter, a Prologue to the events of the first book, The Earth Rift. C/C is appreciated and so are any new ideas you that you think could contribute to the series. The Earth Rift Prologue Deep within the Nictohyle Forest, where trees strangled the sunlight shining thinly through their twisted branches, turning the landscape beneath the canopy into a state of permanent semi-darkness, a hooded figure stood confidently, muttering words under his breath with a sort of wicked glee. He pronounced the final word with a triumphant flourish of his hands and looked at the land around him expectantly. Seconds passed, but finally, with a rumble and a crack, the earth beneath him started to move upwards, like a [bleep]e thrust upwards by the Earth God, Parkus. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅNow, it begins,ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Is prepared to back down and apologize. A good character trait in a person, knowing when to back down.

He's not from DBZ? He looks so much like Trunks, except with brown hair. FMA Siggy: 10/10.

10/10... I think. I kept getting you confused with Reb before he changed his Avatar, I think. All FMA Avatars are the same to me. :XD:

*Reverses the Glomp on Silver, because I couldn't be arsed to respond to that*

Nah, Shinotard, Shikatard and Gaaratard rolled into one, with a little bit of Hakutard thrown in. And, leave Baki alone! He was only their team leader for a short time, for the invasion of Konoha, but then he decided to take them on full time. Gaara could have been a godmoded shinobi if people had actually trained him, not just let his heart rot in a corner. :cry: UnitedagainstRushrock.(Hedoesn'tlikeNaruto:o)

Well, I use my 99 Hunting to set a trap and catch you in a hole, then I use my 99 Fishing to get the Cheese from the hole. I run away and hide in the cheese aisle of Walmart, disguised as a cheese.

Banned because that sig is so creepy. Not as creepy as SkateDog's Avatar, though. :ohnoes:

Dude, Zabuza is totally hawt in that pic. And I'm saying that in a straight way, not a gay way. Insofar as it can be said. Anyways, can Gaara decapitate someone with a kunai? Didn't think so. I wish he wasn't killed. T_T Anyways, Gaaratard. Who isn't?

Chuck Norris has complete control over America's legal system.

Clever.

Yeah, but it'd be a bit creepy thinking, "My father has been here before..." :XD: Actually, a lot creepy.

Check and mate. :P

No, I mean who was the guy from the Forum. I want to praise him. :XD:

Does Adobe have a Customer Support service? Maybe you could ring them, give them your current serial code and they'll probably either give you a new code or revalidate your old one. Apart from that, I got nothing.

What are you doing supporting pirates? You should be in the studio with Snoop Dogg, co-recording his new album! :lol: P.S I always thought brine was a kind of shrimp. >.<

Nah, pretending to call some gangsta friends would seriously scare them, because they don't do rules. *Insert complicated gangland sign here* Or you could, you know, call the police in the first place, not just pretend to?

Yes, but can you make a rhyme that kind of rhymes about pirates, like I did? Didn't think so. Only cool people can. This proves I'm cool. 8-) See, sunglasses are cool, on account of their shading properties. :P

I disagree. I think Muppet Treasure Island is better than the PotC series. :P I actually meant at what that other guy said about us liking them because of movies and liking ninjas because of anime. The fact is, ninjas can hide all they want but pirates are just too damn fast for them. We have guns and swords and ships and everything and they have black suits and poisoned threads of hair and ninja stars. Great for range fighting and bounty missions, but not for close combat and general fighting. Pirates rule. Oh, I agree with you about that, I mean, who gives a damn what they did back in god-knows-when, we want singing! And rum! And swords! And stealth! And more stealth! And dead pirates! Anyways, it's not like ninjas need to get up close and personal. They're sneaky sneaky. So, they sneakily sneak without a squeak of their feet, onto your ship where the drunkards lay asleep. A slit and a slice, keep it quiet and nice, and that's one ship down, down to the ground. Err... Sea ground.