nine naked men

You got a refund from ACME Co. *Inserts a bullet*

Broad Crack...

Erm... Plays Runescape? :lol:

Banned because anything I've banned you for has been perfectly justified.

3/10.

Banned because you should really learn to use grammar. People's eye vessels bust from reading bad grammar. Do you want to be responsible for a generation of blind Tip.Iters?

I got GH3 and some cash. Merry Christmas all.

Hmm....good point... Although I have to ask, have you ever played a Ninja Gaiden game? It does seem that poor Ryu has a hard time getting anything done there (aka, he isn't as godly as implied, and it's a pretty hard game). Speaking of Hayabusa, we could always strap Master Chief in Hayabusa armor and...Not sure where I was going with this, but I think MC can take on a scrawny old ninja. And that Space Pirate, he's just a grunt. I'd like a ninja try someone the likes of Ridley or Kraid. Getting away from Metroid, we can always arrange a meeting between Jack Sparrow himself, with Ryu. The undead-immortality thing never gets old. Yes, I have, and even though he's not as godly, he will still smack that scrawny piece of space scum into the depths of... er. Space. And, are you just pulling characters out of your [wagon] and calling them pirates? MC isn't a pirate, lmao. :XD: And, if you start calling a Dragon and a Crocodile thing 'Pirates', I'll start calling T1000 and that chick Terminator Ninjas. I mean, we need some futuristic ninjas if you are going to start chucking out dragons and the like. And as for Sparrow, see my post on, like, the 2nd page of the thread. Then bow to your stealthy overlords! :thumbsup:

Heh, that cup trick is awesome. I made a giant Xmas hat out of a bunch of paper cups, now the aliens can't get me. : And, as for number two, that's cool, I never knew that... But it'll come in handy for bartering a bedtime. Well, all we can say about number three is... Squeeee! Merry Xmas Trapical, and all of TiF!

[hide]Nonononono... Hidan can never be killed. That's what his immortality means, regardless of his ritual. The ritual just allows any damage he does to himself to be transferred to the victim he's tied to. And Kakuzu joined because it makes it easier for him to collect bounties on wanted people, because he's teamed with some insanely strong homedawgs. But he still wants the World Domination thing, but he likes the wealth as well.[/hide] Spoilerlicious.

Me and Cravey were plotting all along to capture you. Mwahaha. He wants you for his sick and twisted fantasies, and I want your cat. So, I tie you up (Original, eh?) and leave you in a cellar with Cravey. Good luck. Oh yeah, you're both locked in there, and it's airtight.

I hate you because this switchery is confusing me! Burn them at the stake! (Anyone get it? (s)witchery? Peh, failures.)

And as he paced through the streets... what, exactly? I think you managed to leave out the other half of that sentence. Consider that everything after the first instance of "streets" is what is called in grammatical terms an "adjunct", meaning that it can be left out and still maintain the clause's meaning. You would get this: *As Ruben paced through the streets. You need something to follow that, like: As Ruben paced through the streets, he was confronted by a delicious and moist cake. In that example, you can put all the description you had originally between "streets" and "he". Also, the name Ruben is not doing anything for me. It sounds too modern and conventional, and really jars against the fantasy setting you're trying to get across. Yeah, my chapter didn't go through much in the way of editing, I really should try and thoroughly check my posts before I just stick 'em up. And, as for the name, I like Ruben. Keys positioned near where my hands usually rest lets me type faster. And the reason there's so many grammar mistakes is because: a) I fail at it, and B) I'm writing this in the early morning, so I'm like a zombified twinkie at that hour of the morning. P.S Didn't get to write a new chapter today, seeing as it's Christmas. Soooo, expect one in the afternoon hours of tomorrow, and Merry Christmas all!

Your Grandma would say that? :shock: Mine's all tea and chocolate biscuits, lmfao. :XD:

For Uno - 7/10 For Guthix - 6/10

That being said, I could whip one up right now if you guys want... Ooh, sorry. Never saw that post. :oops: #-o And, honestly, it's Christmas, so if you've got too much work, or if you have plans, don't worry about it. I'm sure we can function fine without a pixelized Christmas Tree this year. :XD:

It's technically Christmas Day here in Aus, 4 in the morning. Just got home from a friend's place a while back. \ So, Merry Christmas to all Tipiters! P.S How goes the Tree, Rushrock?

Speh, Kankurou is awesome. He managed to lay a hit on Sasori, an S-Ranked Akatsuki Member, while he was in his Shield Puppet. That's ballsy. Don't give me crap about Sakura beating him and all that, because that was deus ex machina. Just to show that Sakura isn't that much of a weak [female god] anymore. Kankurou is awesome. Puppetmasters ftw. So... Browbeaten By me.

You fail. I take the Gp.

Yeah, I needed a really pompous sounding name, and I came up with Worthington. Spur of the moment thing. :XD:

:wall: You can't imagine the urge I'm having to shout "No [cabbage]???" I'm usually not bad at dropping hints, but it should be obvious that I knew she was a bounty hunter. Note the part I wrote "works for pay". In any case, let me get back out of context. Bounty hunters are closer to being pirates than ninjas anyway. Well, seeing as though you posted a highly overrated space pirate, I'll post the one (Of many) ninjas that can send him to the cleaners. Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden. He'll turn your pirate into sashimi.Thinly sliced sashimi.

I was doing great until I lost. That hurt my ego. I got a lot of his pieces, but that doesn't really matter in Chess. #-o I've really got to start playing again. I have a really nice marble board with granite pieces.

Wouldn't the stereotype be that they are all beasts at rugby? Heh, no. I'm judging on this years performance at both NRL and Union. Union, weren't they eliminated, like, in the first match? They were home in time to see their Finals clock count down to zero. And they didn't do that well in the NRL Season, either. :P

French - Cheese-eating - Frog-leg eating - Snail-eating - Their women don't shave - Berets - They're all mimes Australian - Fair dinkum? - Throw another shrimp on the barbie! - G'day mate! - We use utes and kangaroos as transport (Saw this on some obscure TV show) - Beer drinkers (Guilty) - Wear the corked hats New Zealanders - Sheep shaggers :P - Fush and Chups, broo - Suck at Rugby, League and Union :XD: Canadians - Syrup-drinking, hockey-playing beavers. 'Nuff said. Asians - Great at Math -Small... err... *Ahem* - Erm... can't drive? - Notorious whalers - Sushi eaters

CN jokes will never die. Just like Chuck Norris himself. o.O