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Achilleus

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  1. Sad to see him go :cry: all though he was apparently very greedy
  2. :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :cry: :cry: AHHHHH RUNS TO THE HILLS
  3. Off Topic :- That Clown in your picture really scares the heck out of me :uhh: , Looks like a child - murderer- eater clowny thing :ohnoes:
  4. Tony (Nick Holt goes to my school yay for him)
  5. You raise a fascinating point which really has to be looked into at more detail I cannot go into this detail rght now because I am about to go and watch Skins on Channel 4 I will Go into the Pros and Cons later Sir Have a nice Day
  6. A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" LOL
  7. Ice barrage > D bw special with Dragon arrow special
  8. Looks at Sig, "Muted for life", Thats why under 13's shouldnt Play Runescape LOL
  9. Bank 9/10 for your level, loving the guilded Stats are probably 7-8/10, Get up the Range and also mabye got for 99 Fletching?
  10. Give the guy a break, Range is nice, Raise those Non Combats! :thumbsup:
  11. 7/10, For your level you should have a better bank tbh, and Defiantely looking at your total level
  12. You slap your kid in the face.... Barihawk you really should be shot :roll: , You choose to have a child, You're not ment to slap and hit your kids, your ment to love them. I live with my Aunty, If I was sarcastic like that, she would also have a massive go about it, mabye not for a week though, just say sorry
  13. Very nice you rock like Jack Black If I type your friends username into my phone and press ring will I get him on the other end lol :ohnoes:
  14. I am kinda the same , Im 18 and I feel i have a lack of "hair", no not in my private area :XD: , that area is like a forest lol, Im talking about my facial hair I feel like im under developed by 2-3 years, I remember friends who had the same kinda growth of facial hair and also lg hair kinda thing a few years ago that I am only having now. I may have a lack of testostorine, It can have a few bad effects you know, I may get Testerone shots
  15. I hope thats sarcasm....Since you have 98 hitpoints now its probably impossible for the untrimmed slayer cape =P~ Very nice anyway
  16. Really Sorry about Quality , Thought this was quite funny
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